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post Sep 22 2004, 08:01 PM
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so what comebacks do you use when someone makes fun of you? or when you make fun of someone else?

well tha only one i can think of now is if you're dissin someone with curly hair, say "you're as striaght as your hair" (meaning, they're gay cause their hair isn't striaght) blah , i was bored
 
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post Oct 12 2004, 03:44 PM
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i say" f.cuk you"
 
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post Oct 12 2004, 05:50 PM
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i usually say


"Dude.. why dont u just like go home and masturbate." cool.gif
 
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post Oct 12 2004, 08:41 PM
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*friend makes a statement about themselves or anything about their personal life*

me - "okay, look around"
*friend looks around*
me - "see any body that cares?"


PWNED.. everytime... haha =]
 
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post Oct 13 2004, 04:03 PM
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^^ nicee!! i should use that sumtyme!! pinch.gif
 
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post Oct 16 2004, 02:59 PM
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" your a smartass. " "its better than being a dumbass."


or


" go die. "
 
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post Oct 16 2004, 03:11 PM
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"go f*cking suck a dick u mexican fuckbag"-me
 
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post Oct 16 2004, 07:09 PM
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QUOTE(acidbreeze @ Sep 23 2004, 7:25 PM)
I love them right back.
A lot of people call me a fag, I say Spiderman has made gay. They have no clue what that means, so then I take my tutu off.

///CB- Most of your comebacks suck.

I'll just prove their ignorance.

You totally read my mind.
 
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QUOTE(stephinika @ Sep 22 2004, 6:06 PM)
mm yeah i have no specific ones...the only ones i can think of are really lame haha but if i got shot at with a comment, i can usually return a comeback pretty quickly. but on the spot? its kinda hard...

yeah hm...i can't really think now..but if someone dissed me right now I could probably write some
 
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post Oct 22 2004, 08:26 PM
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bleh...I wouldn't really say I'm that good with comebacks, I've been through some times in which all I say is something like "shut up"...but I usually use some of these:

(to guys)"Go fcuk yourselves...oh wait you can't because you are lacking in genitals."

Okay, that's nice.

I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

Will you please do everyone a favor and just go kill yourself?

Looks like someone was dropped on their head as a child...


OR, just the usual curses...you know...fcuk you, shut the fcuk up...yeah.
 
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post Oct 23 2004, 06:04 PM
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If it's a face to face thing...I just ignore them. It pisses people off. Or they insult me, and I stare at them for like 3 seconds, say "sure" and return to my work.
 
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post Oct 23 2004, 07:01 PM
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We will bury you!
 
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post Oct 23 2004, 08:00 PM
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your mom has always worked well for me haha
 
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post Oct 24 2004, 09:24 AM
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i use.. "make urself useful and wipe my @$$" or.. "its easy to run ur mouth with nothin in it.. but try to talk ur sh*t when ur giving a bl*wjob u nasty f*ck!!"
 
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post Oct 26 2004, 12:38 PM
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REDRUM!! MUAHAHAHA!!!

Okay..thats not funny! yikes! I scared myself!
 
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post Oct 26 2004, 01:08 PM
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'go fly a kite.'
people said that in PA.
that was stupid.
 
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post Oct 26 2004, 11:33 PM
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QUOTE(ComradeRed @ Oct 23 2004, 7:01 PM)
We will bury you!

Yea, that one's a classic. laugh.gif
 
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post Oct 26 2004, 11:38 PM
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"You look like you belong in second grade, shorty"
"Well, you belong in a <draws imaginary square with fingers> box!"

_dry.gif Man, the people in my school need to get better comebacks.
 
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post Oct 26 2004, 11:43 PM
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All very old and very lame

"everyone needs an ass but not a smart ass"
"why don't you go stick a battery up your ass and feel the power"
"i'll surely have nightmares thanks to your face"
"Hey b*tch!, oo how'd you know I was talking to you"
"Shut up with your 2nd grade crap"
 
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post Oct 27 2004, 08:41 PM
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haha i like the cardboard box one
 
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post Oct 27 2004, 08:56 PM
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Haha the other day I was arguing with this little kid (lame...i know)


him: why dont you shutup?!
me: this is stupid..im not going to fight with a 2 year old kid.
him: IM NOT 2!
me:..my bad, 3.

laugh.gif i thought it was funny.
 
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post Oct 27 2004, 09:00 PM
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^lol, good one. =D

i just thought of one a few days ago..

person - 'F*CK YOU!'
me - 'your mom already did that for me'
 
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post Nov 13 2004, 10:04 AM
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who pissed in ur cherrios
 
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post Nov 13 2004, 03:43 PM
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hmm
person: f*ck you
me: ewww!!!
person: .. umm.. what?
me: your face! ahaha

lol.. that ones stupid.. but i have many.. like.
oh.. do me a favor nd suck your d*ick.. OH WAITT!! i forgot.. you don't have one!

i have more.. but it just depends on what im talking about.. like.. my friends boyfriend.. ugh. he pisses me off. he was like.. at least ******* wants to have sex with me.
nd i was like :then why hasn't she yet? oh.. shes scared of catchin your crabs.

ugh.. that guy pisses me off soo much..lol. yepp.

"do us all a favor nd stick your head out of your ass nd shut the f*ck up." yepp
 
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post Nov 13 2004, 03:55 PM
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Wow these all sound so... corny
 
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i just cuss them out. they usually shut up after that. but then again, people dont diss me, i diss them lol
 
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