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waccoon
post Oct 21 2004, 07:20 PM
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Tools needed: Spoon, cleaver, bucket, glue. Rust optional.

So you want smaller breasts, eh? Easy.

Take the cleaver and slice around your aerola. Take the spoon and heap out all the fat you want gone. Glue your nipple back on, and move onto the other breast.
 
jambaJUICE
post Oct 21 2004, 07:28 PM
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Ouch. cry.gif

Haha. What`s ur tip on enlargement wink.gif
Eh, Mr. Fixit?
 
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post Oct 21 2004, 07:30 PM
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WWMD?! - i am from the age of BM 2
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QUOTE(jambaJUICE @ Oct 21 2004, 6:28 PM)
Ouch. cry.gif

Haha. What`s ur tip on enlargement wink.gif
Eh, Mr. Fixit?

do the same thing cept instead of taking stuff out..stuff a pillow in there? rolleyes.gif
 
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post Oct 21 2004, 07:32 PM
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post Oct 21 2004, 07:34 PM
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*vomit*
 
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post Oct 21 2004, 07:41 PM
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my gosh! have u actually done it?!
 
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post Oct 21 2004, 08:21 PM
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just thinking about makes me .. sick.. =\
 
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post Oct 21 2004, 08:29 PM
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my gosh! have u actually done it?!

Yes, of course he has.
That's why he's englightening us with his experiences in ENTERTAINMENT. laugh.gif
 
teenprincess
post Oct 21 2004, 09:13 PM
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I like it like that
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QUOTE(dafunnybunny @ Oct 21 2004, 7:41 PM)
my gosh! have u actually done it?!

lol. That's funny that you believe him
 
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post Oct 21 2004, 09:18 PM
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omg im so flat now thanks nick! your the best happy.gif
 
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post Oct 21 2004, 09:21 PM
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Now thats professional. rolleyes.gif
 
strawberryinsumm...
post Oct 21 2004, 09:57 PM
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omg o___o; that's so weird... blink.gif
 
PinkTrash
post Oct 21 2004, 10:09 PM
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aw ew >.<" thats just,bloody >.<"
i saw once on this talkshow.. think it was jenny jones, this woman DID try to remove her own breast implants cause it was killing her. she used a pen o.o
 
teenprincess
post Oct 21 2004, 10:12 PM
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I like it like that
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aw ew >.<" thats just,bloody >.<"
i saw once on this talkshow.. think it was jenny jones, this woman DID try to remove her own breast implants cause it was killing her. she used a pen o.o

ohmy.gif omg. are you serious? ewww
 
ANG33ZY
post Oct 21 2004, 10:17 PM
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Hahha. gross :x
 
dafunnybunny
post Oct 21 2004, 10:53 PM
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QUOTE(teenprincess @ Oct 21 2004, 9:13 PM)
lol. That's funny that you believe him

im guillible remember? i think i saw somethin on some talk show about dat. its gross
 
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post Oct 22 2004, 12:21 AM
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Hey, thanks!! I needed that.
 
gelionie
post Oct 22 2004, 12:22 AM
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say maydayism.
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Eiwww. I think no one would want smaller breasts in that way... thank you very much.


//edit: P.S. can some mod close this thread? I saw it in other forums as well.
And it should be here anyway... //
 
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post Oct 22 2004, 03:25 AM
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QUOTE(PinkTrash @ Oct 21 2004, 7:09 PM)
aw ew >.<" thats just,bloody >.<"
i saw once on this talkshow.. think it was jenny jones, this woman DID try to remove her own breast implants cause it was killing her. she used a pen o.o

blink.gif

Crazy story. Once I watched some Mythbusters thingie and there was this guy who tried to do liposuction on his friend. He used like...a long needle, a hose, and some vacuum thing. His friend died...but not from the liposuction, it was from infection! The lipo actually worked!

They declared that this is a true story...

Whoaaaaa =\
 
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post Oct 22 2004, 04:09 AM
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puahhaha! omg. but thats gross tho.
 
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post Oct 22 2004, 05:35 AM
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ROFL!!!!!!! omg so farkin funny!
 
waccoon
post Oct 22 2004, 07:34 AM
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QUOTE(niez_cho @ Oct 22 2004, 1:22 AM)
Eiwww. I think no one would want smaller breasts in that way... thank you very much.


//edit: P.S. can some mod close this thread? I saw it in other forums as well.
And it should be here anyway... //

I closed it in forum games.
Psst. I'm a mod.

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post Oct 22 2004, 09:48 AM
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Eww Nick that's gross!
 
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post Oct 22 2004, 09:56 AM
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that's gross......... where on earth did that come from?
 
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post Oct 22 2004, 02:33 PM
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o.o

... that's just wrong.
 

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