fit this in., interesing.. |
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 Oct 21 2004, 08:20 PM
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te quiero  Group: Banned Posts: 2,586 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,678  |
RULES: Say a phrase (any phrase). The next person has to fit it into any type of text (and it HAS to make sense). the text can be poetry, whatever you want. then after that, make up a new phrase for the next person
EXAMPLE: person 1: "Whatever, Dude" Person 2: One day i was walking down the beach and i bumped into a turtle. I said sorry, but the turtle just walked awya like he was saying Whatever, Dude new phrase: "She fell down a cliff and died" Person 3: There was once a girl who had a very good life. Then she went to go see the grand canyon and she fell down a cliff and died. new phrase: "he was stupid" Person 4: Oh he wanted a Cupid, Boy, he was stupid, his girlfriend wanted love, but he sent her a dove. new phrase: "i'll take some of that" --- got it? I start: "Damn, that's sexy" |
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Oct 21 2004, 08:30 PM
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 Can't have the hand without the cock. Group: Member Posts: 2,481 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 50,622 |
This guy was staring at this elderly man in a speedo.
He was at the beach thinking of a model in a hot bathing suit. He thought aloud, "Damn that's sexy" New Phrase: Suck my kitty |
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Oct 21 2004, 08:35 PM
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I love you <33333 Group: Member Posts: 2,928 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 30,404 |
i was looking for my kitty,and calling here,kitty,kitty,kitty....when all of a sudden a prostitute came around the corner and asked "Yeah,u wanna SUCK MY KITTY?" and pulled a cat around the corner.
New Phrase: "O thats hot" |
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Oct 21 2004, 09:04 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 4,357 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,115 |
One time there was a man and he had so much time on his hands he began to bake cookies. He stupidly took them out of the oven without mittens and said, "O thats hot."
New phrase: OMG WTF? |
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Oct 21 2004, 09:08 PM
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te quiero Group: Banned Posts: 2,586 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,678 |
A man snuck a woman into his hotel room because his wife wasn't supposed to be back until another 5 hours. unfortunately for him, she came back early and when she saw him and his female friend doing the nasty, she screamed "OMG WTF?"
new phrase: "you pig!!" |
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Oct 23 2004, 02:34 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,266 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 39,600 |
My teacher kissed 10 students because he had an addiction for kissing younger kids and I said You Pig!
Go suck a melon |
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Oct 23 2004, 05:51 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 3,957 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 51,665 |
haha this is funny.. ok
once upon a time there was this kid who was always bein bullied by other kids, one day he decided to stand up for himself and be a man, so when ppl started to make fun of him he said to them "Go suck a melon" new phrase-- suck my dick |
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Oct 23 2004, 05:54 PM
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te quiero Group: Banned Posts: 2,586 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,678 |
there was a farmer who had a wife who didn't like to do him. he was so sad, he said to his cow, "would you plz... suck my dick?"
lick my lips, please. |
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Oct 24 2004, 02:01 AM
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 make me lala Group: Member Posts: 486 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,831 |
once upon a time there was this little girl playing in the monkey bars, she suddenly stopped then told the bum in the corner, "lick my lips, please?"
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| *Weird addiction* |
Oct 24 2004, 09:30 AM
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u forgot to give a phrase so ill do the one b4 u
once upon a time there wuz this boy who wanted to kiss the chick so he went to her and said "lick my lips, please?" dat wuznt good but oh well!! new phrase....damn,im so tired |
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Oct 24 2004, 10:51 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 3,957 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 51,665 |
there were two 70 yrs old tryin to see if they can still have sex, so they did it, and after 5 minutes the old man said "damn im so tired"
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Oct 24 2004, 10:51 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 3,957 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 51,665 |
there were two 70 yrs old tryin to see if they can still have sex, so they did it, and after 5 minutes the old man said "damn im so tired"
new phrase: screw u |
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Oct 24 2004, 01:34 PM
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te quiero Group: Banned Posts: 2,586 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,678 |
*remember new phrases, people..*
i was mad at the F i got from my teacher so i said "screw u" new phrase: kiss me, touch me, squeeze me, f*ck me. |
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| *chaneun* |
Mar 28 2005, 02:15 PM
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[font=simsun]hooray for reviving topics =]
i was walking down the street when i saw two people in a car who were saying "kiss me, touch me, squeeze me, f*ck me." new phrase. you suck |
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Mar 28 2005, 03:12 PM
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 :D Group: Member Posts: 212 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 27,682 |
one day the teacher asked the lil boy "whats 2+4" and the lil boy replied 8 and the teacher smacked him and said "you suck!
new phrase: spank me plz |
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| *salcha* |
Mar 28 2005, 10:29 PM
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Alittle boy stole some cookies from the jar, as a punishment, the mother asked if he wanted a whip or a spank. The boy looked at her and said, "You can do whatever you want, but just don't spank me please!"
phrase: drop it like it's hot. |
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Mar 28 2005, 10:34 PM
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 define our lives for us. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 11,656 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 43,293 |
It was at the dance when someone yelled, "drop it like it's hot!"
New phrase: I told ya so. |
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Mar 28 2005, 11:15 PM
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Can't have the hand without the cock. Group: Member Posts: 2,481 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 50,622 |
This girl came out when day, she was like kee kee kee, and her friend was like, "I told ya so."
New phrase: Eating bananas |
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Mar 29 2005, 12:19 AM
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 skaters gonna skate. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,861 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,336 |
I was sitting here dreaming of you then I turned around and saw a monkey eating bananas
pretty fly for a white guy |
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Mar 29 2005, 12:45 AM
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te quiero Group: Banned Posts: 2,586 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,678 |
there was once a white boy who wanted to be black. so he went up to two ladies and said "sup' ladies, don'tcha think i'm pretty fly for a white guy?"
new phrase: eat feet |
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Mar 29 2005, 12:50 AM
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 dakishimetainoni... Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,322 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 75,318 |
a man asked a girl to suck him off, and she replied i'd rather eat feet!!!
embrace with joy |
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