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self breast reduction
waccoon
post Oct 21 2004, 07:05 PM
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Tools needed: Spoon, cleaver, bucket, glue. Rust optional.

So you want smaller breasts, eh? Easy.

Take the cleaver and slice around your aerola. Take the spoon and heap out all the fat you want gone. Glue your nipple back on, and move onto the other breast.
 

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waccoon   self breast reduction   Oct 21 2004, 07:05 PM
gothicvengeance   uh... I wanted to laugh but i ended up slightly c...   Oct 21 2004, 07:11 PM
sammi rules you   psst. wrong forum.   Oct 21 2004, 07:13 PM
gothicvengeance   ROFL i just read the forum dares...>.<   Oct 21 2004, 07:19 PM
nevermind   um........ I dont think glue would work so well   Oct 21 2004, 07:20 PM

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