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stryker76
post Mar 24 2004, 04:53 PM
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I'M GLAD I'M A MAN

I'm glad I'm a man, you better believe.
I don't live off of yogurt, diet coke, or cottage cheese.
I don't bitch to my girlfriends about the size of my breasts.
I can get where I want to - north, south, east or west.

I don't get wasted after only 2 beers,
and when I do drink I don't end up in tears.
I won't spend hours deciding what to wear.
I spend 5 minutes max fixing my hair.

And I don't go around checking my reflection
in everything shiny from every direction.
I don't whine in public and make us leave early, and
when you ask why get all bitter and surly.

I'm glad I'm a man, I'm so glad I could sing.
I don't have to sit around waiting for that ring.
I don't gossip about friends or stab them in the back.
I don't carry our differences into the sack.

I'll never go psycho and threaten to kill you
or think every guy out there's trying to steal you.
I'm rational, reasonable, and logical too.
I know what the time is and I know what to do.

And I honestly think its a privilege for me
to have these two balls and stand when I pee.
I live to watch sports and play all sorts of ball.
It's more fun than dealing with women after all.
I won't cry if you say it's not going to work.
I won't remain bitter and call you a jerk.

Feel free to use me for immediate pleasure.
I won't assume it's permanent by any measure.

Yes, I'm so very glad I'm a man, you see.
I'm glad I'm not capable of child delivery.
I don't get all bitchy every 28 days.
I'm glad that my gender gets me a much bigger raise.
I'm a man by chance and I'm thankful it's true.
I'm so glad I'm a man and not a woman like you!
 
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Jiggapin0
post Mar 24 2004, 05:03 PM
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Yeah! (Picks up beer) Chug! Chug! Chug!
 
Stupid_Fat_Boy
post Mar 24 2004, 06:48 PM
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im glad that im a man cuz giving birth dont sound too fun
 
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post Mar 24 2004, 06:58 PM
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hahah i agree agree... yeah givin birth don't sound to fun.. or having periods, or anything like dat. haha yeah...
 
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post Mar 24 2004, 07:03 PM
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umm hate to ruin it but how about circumcision? ohmy.gif
 
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post Mar 24 2004, 07:58 PM
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QUOTE(Shaken91 @ Mar 24 2004, 7:03 PM)
umm hate to ruin it but how about circumcision? ohmy.gif

um most ppl get circumsized when they are babies right? i mean u dont remember feeling it so isnt it not a big deal? Well i can undersand if ur all grown up and gonna get circumsized but yeah. Its rare like that I think
 
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post Mar 24 2004, 08:03 PM
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QUOTE(Stupid_Fat_Boy @ Mar 24 2004, 7:58 PM)
um most ppl get circumsized when they are babies right? i mean u dont remember feeling it so isnt it not a big deal? Well i can undersand if ur all grown up and gonna get circumsized but yeah. Its rare like that I think

yea, it's like a sign in the bible saying you belong to god or whatevr.

*GUYS ARE LUCKY NOT TO HAVE PERIODS!
 
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post Mar 24 2004, 08:14 PM
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QUOTE(Lil_Cloud @ Mar 24 2004, 8:03 PM)
*GUYS ARE LUCKY NOT TO HAVE PERIODS!

Yeah, and we're lucky not to have dicks that hurt when they're kicked at. tongue.gif
 
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post Mar 24 2004, 08:24 PM
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lol!! nicee // and amyxcore..if u kick a girl in the -u kno wut- would it hurt just as much? O_o? // jus curious :D
 
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post Mar 24 2004, 08:26 PM
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QUOTE(Amy @ Mar 24 2004, 8:14 PM)
Yeah, and we're lucky not to have dicks that hurt when they're kicked at. tongue.gif

Yea, but it hurts if you get kicked in that area with or without one
 
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post Mar 24 2004, 08:35 PM
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I heard that girls get hurt down there too. I mean, it's still flesh and anything that has flesh hurts.

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post Mar 24 2004, 10:25 PM
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Hmm...can't say...never been kicked down there before...
 
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post Mar 24 2004, 10:36 PM
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Guys are also lucky that they are strong, they can lift things and do all that "strong" stuff. Girls can do it too, but it's pysically harder. But then again, girls, you can use this excuse to make guys do your bidding and all the work. hehes, I know I do shifty.gif
 
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post Mar 24 2004, 10:39 PM
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QUOTE(MaDxCowZ @ Mar 24 2004, 8:24 PM)
lol!!  nicee // and amyxcore..if u kick a girl in the -u kno wut- would it hurt just as much? O_o? // jus curious :D

lol I don't think it would hurt as much as it would hurt a guy cause I've seen guys cry when they got kicked there...lol
Even though I've never been kicked there before but I have ran into some things(like edges of tables and my brother hit me there on accident when we were playing with wooden swords) that made it hurt but not hurt enough to cry...lol

The "thing" of a guy is VERY sensitive. It's like Goku's tail. You touch it, it hurts REALLY bad. lol

But umm...yeah it hurts more to get hit in the boob area than the "birdie" area for girls. lol
 
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post Mar 24 2004, 10:42 PM
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not as much as ours. trust me. you don't know what pain is until you've been kicked there. ..or have had rectal burns.
 
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post Mar 24 2004, 10:45 PM
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QUOTE(waccoon @ Mar 24 2004, 10:42 PM)
not as much as ours. trust me. you don't know what pain is until you've been kicked there. ..or have had rectal burns.

Lol!!

I wonder if being kicked in there hurt as much as giving birth...
 
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post Mar 25 2004, 12:38 AM
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i really like that poem .. madd cute kekeke :D
 
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post Mar 25 2004, 01:00 AM
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hmm... did you noe gurls could pee standing up?
did you noe not all gurls get wasted over two bottles? especially in korea... oh my... someone should've saw wen my mom was a NONaddicted drinker... oh my heavens man... blink.gif korean companies with woman employees... dude those women never get wasted i tell you... blink.gif
haha ^^ but you wont be a man if you be like harisu... laugh.gif

ahhaah but that poem is true tho. seriously... alot of gurls (including myself sometimes) need to cut back on the PMS. mann... this gurl i noe in school started bi!tch!n at me just cause i stepped on her dam 20$ shoe. its onl $20... man i bet she got a better discount on it and bought it for a penny. mad.gif
 
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post Mar 25 2004, 01:36 AM
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nice poem _smile.gif
 
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Thats a crazy poam yo on da realz though.
 
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post Mar 25 2004, 07:15 AM
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yeaa...im glad i don't get periods and PMS and all that stuff
 
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post Mar 25 2004, 10:37 PM
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Im glad kuz I dont have to give birth and pms and having a child then the dad walks out
 
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post Mar 26 2004, 09:13 AM
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circumsision is normal dude and the docs do it when your born so you don't fell it LOL but if they didn't then i still would want to be a man because gurls are way too messed up LOL
 
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post Mar 26 2004, 12:04 PM
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Men are invinceable until you hit the groin

I can have all my limbs chopped off and I can still kick total a$$, at least until someone kicks my groin
 
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post Mar 26 2004, 04:21 PM
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ya God let you off easy. A little TOO easy. I just want once for a guy to have a period, then go thru the cramps, PMS, THE WHOLE ENCHALADA!!! That would be great!!!
 
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