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Female Comebacks
sweetxsimplicity
post Oct 7 2004, 12:13 AM
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hi, my name is brianna! =]
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Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

I usually post funny things in my Xanga, so if you're ever bored, just click the 'Be Entertained' link on my signature. _smile.gif
 
venturesome69
post Oct 7 2004, 12:15 AM
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i make my own destiny
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nice those are nice ones
 
dani41790
post Oct 7 2004, 12:32 AM
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Hi! I'm Dani :)
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lmao thats funny
 
TheSilenceInDict...
post Oct 7 2004, 05:13 AM
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Will write poetry for sex!
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I remember those. There are so much more though. laugh.gif
 
gelionie
post Oct 7 2004, 06:10 AM
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say maydayism.
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lol those are funny...
perverted guys...
 
xtremeliquid
post Oct 7 2004, 09:14 AM
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Haha...
 
ohBrian
post Oct 7 2004, 02:45 PM
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damn hahahah... THOSE ARE MEAN COMEBACKS HAHAHA
 
ANIME_FREAK_LOVE...
post Oct 7 2004, 04:45 PM
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HAHAHA I REMEMBER THAT ITS FROM FUNNYJUNK.COM HAHAHA IT SO FUNNY
 
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post Oct 7 2004, 05:09 PM
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Yum. =]
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muahaa i use these every chance i get! biggrin.gif
 
huney8o8
post Oct 7 2004, 10:08 PM
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...jUs CaLL mE tEe...
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LOL!! got remember those! they'll come in handy one day... happy.gif
 
SarahxJoy
post Oct 8 2004, 03:25 AM
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What the fack.
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Lol, here're two:

Guy: "You wanna' go to my place?"
Girl: "Well I don't know. Can two people fit under a rock?"

Guy: "Can I have your number?"
Girl: "Sure. You can find it in the phonebook."
Guy: "But I don't even have your name."
Girl: "That's in the phonebook too."

Lol. laugh.gif Those're great.
 
sweetdreamsx3
post Oct 8 2004, 05:54 PM
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QUOTE(sweetxsimplicity @ Oct 7 2004, 12:13 AM)
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

I love these two!!! :D
 
huney8o8
post Oct 9 2004, 01:39 AM
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...jUs CaLL mE tEe...
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Guy: "Can I have your number?"
Girl: "Sure. You can find it in the phonebook."
Guy: "But I don't even have your name."
Girl: "That's in the phonebook too."


thatz awesome!! i luv it....LOL!! laugh.gif
 
Redhdchic
post Oct 9 2004, 02:31 PM
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haha....i love it
 
xheartbreaker
post Oct 9 2004, 04:39 PM
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i wish goddamnit, we'll make it if you believe.
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And another one:

Guy: You must've fallen from the sky
Girl: You must've fallen on your head
 
*wind&fire*
post Oct 9 2004, 09:47 PM
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ive herd all these...
 
__hopefullie__
post Oct 9 2004, 11:12 PM
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laugh.gif those are pretty nice. all those pickup lines are so cheesy and overused pinch.gif
 
o0_BLuez_0o
post Oct 10 2004, 12:02 AM
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haha got to remember those u never know when thosell come in handy
 
rhqtpie
post Oct 10 2004, 08:21 PM
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nvrmd all of mine were repeats

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LittleLulu
post Oct 12 2004, 03:06 AM
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haha i've heard some of them before but thats cra-Z!!!

um.. this is what i say if a guy was to do the following

"eff u biatch"
"u kno i WUD, but im afraid im not in legal age to have sex"
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"eff u biatch"
"no thanks"
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"eff u biatch"
"sorry , but i prefere sex AFTER marriage"

....they arent that funni, but they DO shut them up.
n if a girl said to me"eff u biatch" then i say .."honey, i aint lezbo"
 
HelloSunshine
post Oct 17 2004, 03:24 AM
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High Voltage!∞
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hahaha nice
 
LiLaZnGirL122
post Oct 17 2004, 10:32 PM
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haha i like dis 1 Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing
 
eli5e
post Oct 18 2004, 03:43 PM
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lol nice
 
VANS1170
post Oct 18 2004, 07:35 PM
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woo im still kinda new.
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hahaha thats good.
 
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