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Bush vs. jesus, MAD magazine parody
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post Oct 16 2004, 11:42 PM
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post Oct 17 2004, 08:02 AM
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That's just wrong.

Twisting the words of Christ?
 
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post Oct 17 2004, 09:49 AM
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HAHAHAHAAHA i find that funny
 
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post Oct 17 2004, 01:14 PM
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wtf?




isn't bush a religious man? and twisting jesus' words is fcuked up.
 
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post Oct 17 2004, 02:05 PM
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omg thats so wrong ! bush, dont count on me writing your name in that ballot !
 
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post Oct 17 2004, 02:09 PM
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mellow.gif Thats not right. Nor do I find it funny.
 
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post Oct 17 2004, 02:41 PM
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you guys are no fun at all.
 
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post Oct 17 2004, 05:22 PM
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Haha though I disagree (the Jesus quotes are clearly taken out of context), I did find that very funny.
 
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post Oct 17 2004, 07:34 PM
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The pictures honestly scared me.
 
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post Oct 17 2004, 08:02 PM
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QUOTE(NiKECHiQ @ Oct 17 2004, 11:05 AM)
omg thats so wrong ! bush, dont count on me writing your name in that ballot !

LOL it's supposed to be a joke.

I find it very funny. =)
 
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post Oct 18 2004, 02:11 AM
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Funny... Jesus is soft on crime!!!
 
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post Oct 18 2004, 03:50 PM
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ahh i dont get it
 
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post Oct 18 2004, 06:37 PM
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you know there's a part in the Bible (i'm not going to look for it b/c i'm lazy) that says that the devil will twist what the Bible says and will use it to decieve you.

1) that's not funny
2) you are an idiot.

thats all i've got to say.
 
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post Oct 18 2004, 06:38 PM
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QUOTE(NiKECHiQ @ Oct 17 2004, 2:05 PM)
omg thats so wrong ! bush, dont count on me writing your name in that ballot !

sorry for double posting, but.

you're an idiot if you're using that effed up picture to decide whose name you put on that ballot.
 
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post Oct 18 2004, 07:14 PM
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poised,Oct 18 2004, 6:37 PM] you know there's a part in the Bible (i'm not going to look for it b/c i'm lazy) that says that the devil will twist what the Bible says and will use it to decieve you.

1) that's not funny
2) you are an idiot.

thats all i've got to say.

She speaks the truth, and im too lazy as well to go get my bible and look for the passage.

thats not cool to make fun of Jesus Christ.
there`s a difference between humor and ridicule.
 
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post Oct 18 2004, 07:32 PM
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um.. usually, you think of offending people when posting that kind of stuff, at least i do.
 
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post Oct 18 2004, 08:50 PM
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what crawled up all your butts? Jesus is the nicest guy EVER! i'm sure he'd laugh at it. you all gotta lighten up.

also, doesn't the bible say "an eye for an eye" but then says "turn the other cheek"? fliiiiip-flooooop!
 
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post Oct 18 2004, 09:29 PM
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this is making fun of bush, not jesus. grow a sense of humour. you guys have no appreciation for some clever satire. it's just oooh thats so wrong you're an idiot! and people wonder why i'm not particularly fond of christians.
 
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post Oct 18 2004, 11:23 PM
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Ah, I thought it was funny.

George Bush would have a heart attack if he saw that x]
 
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post Oct 18 2004, 11:32 PM
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QUOTE(strice @ Oct 18 2004, 9:29 PM)
this is making fun of bush, not jesus. grow a sense of humour. you guys have no appreciation for some clever satire. it's just oooh thats so wrong you're an idiot! and people wonder why i'm not particularly fond of christians.

but you know what? that sense of humor is not appreciated. and i'm sure its not just offensive to christians. if i made fun of buddha, or any other religion's god or beliefs... they'd be pissed too.

and i also find that offensive b/c i'm not anti-bush. and you twisted Jesus's words around. its not something to mess with.

and FYI, i have a very good sense of humor. its just not crude and i WILL defend my religion. making that a joke is like a racial slur. its not appreciated. so piss off.
 
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post Oct 19 2004, 04:36 PM
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QUOTE(NiKECHiQ @ Oct 17 2004, 2:05 PM)
bush, dont count on me writing your name in that ballot !

George Bush says its okay.


I don't particularly find this funny, but not because I find offensive or anything, or because I'm "no fun at all" but it just doesn't strike me as funny...Sorry. But it's pretty clever happy.gif


Some Christians don't even know a word that Jesus had said....Atleast some will have a little religious knowledge...
 
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post Oct 19 2004, 06:25 PM
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QUOTE(diezelbabygrl_xoxo @ Oct 19 2004, 4:36 PM)
George Bush says its okay.

He does? I think MAD just put that there without his consent.

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Some Christians don't even know a word that Jesus had said....Atleast some will have a little religious knowledge...


No information is better than misinformation.

Man. I move it to humor and then people start debating on it. sad.gif
 
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post Oct 19 2004, 06:27 PM
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i love my jesus... bush sux!!! mad.gif
 
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post Oct 19 2004, 08:36 PM
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[x] poised, i'm flattered that you think i'm clever enough to think of this, but alas i must admit that it is the work of mad magazine, if you read the caption at the bottom and the subtopic. i'm still at a loss to udnerstand why you think it's bashing jesus. it's quoting jesus and how cool he is and they're saying that bush would twist it up and make him the bad guy. this is playing on the general idea that jesus is a the definition good guy and that the bush campaign cares not who it bashes. it's not a slur, it's just good fun with the bush campaign. so, in your words, piss off.
 
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