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Learn Chinese in 5 minutes
x emo screamo x
post Oct 10 2004, 09:24 PM
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Well I found this on someone's xanga, and I found it err...funny so I'm posting. lol.

No offense to those of you that chinese. I just found these funny and I'm not racist, I swear.

Learn chinese in 5 minutes ( you must read them out loud) or say them over and over.

1) Thats not rightt.......................Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harbouring a fugitive..........Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See Me ASAP............................Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man.............................Dum Censored
5) Small horse............................Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did You go to the beach?...............Wai Yu So Tan
7) I think you need a face lift ..........Chin Tu Fat
8) Its very dark in here .................Wao So Dim
9)I thought you were on a diet............Wai Yu Mun Ching?
10) This is a tow away zone ..............No Pah King
11) Our meeting is scheduled for next week.......Wai Yu Kum Nao
12) Staying out of sight.................Lai Ying Lo
13) Hes Cleaning his automobile ..........Wa Shing Ka
14) Your body odor is offensensive .........Yu Stin Ki PU
 

Posts in this topic
x emo screamo x   Learn Chinese in 5 minutes   Oct 10 2004, 09:24 PM
dani41790   uhh some1 posted this already   Oct 10 2004, 09:28 PM
x emo screamo x   Whoops. lol. Well since someone already did, someo...   Oct 10 2004, 09:31 PM
LiLaZnGirL122   ive seen dis before but i couldnt find it heh but ...   Oct 10 2004, 11:37 PM
niez_cho   I've seen too much of those already.   Oct 11 2004, 06:57 AM
sweetxsimplicity   Yep, I've seen this already.   Oct 11 2004, 01:07 PM
kiSHBall   lOL!! hahah still funnie   Oct 11 2004, 03:15 PM
xSWEETxCANDiix   lmfao that was hella funnay   Oct 17 2004, 03:17 AM
Madame C   Eh...it was okay. Clever, but I don't think i...   Oct 18 2004, 12:00 PM
lhuvhurts   hahaha i found that on sum ones xanga to! its ...   Oct 18 2004, 03:39 PM
eli5e   i saw this before... but i heard its not true ???...   Oct 18 2004, 03:41 PM
wind&fire   omg this is the first time ROFLMFAO!!...   Oct 19 2004, 08:44 AM
ohBrian   omg hahahah crack me up!!   Oct 19 2004, 07:34 PM
mzteriouzme007   *laughs* *chokes**feels offended* *BLAMES MYSELF8   Nov 12 2004, 10:05 PM
teenprincess   i've heard it but it's still funny   Nov 12 2004, 10:30 PM
miss barnes   haha haha ...funny...no just interesting   Nov 12 2004, 11:53 PM
lil_shadow   haha? witty...but im not laughing.   Nov 14 2004, 08:28 PM
doubleaxel1951   omg that's hilarious lol!   Nov 24 2004, 07:31 PM
indykid845   ive heard it before... pretty funny, but its not r...   Nov 24 2004, 08:20 PM
archana   its not funny. it could be offensive. i'm agai...   Nov 25 2004, 11:06 AM
mirage   um... well, i am not laughing...   Nov 27 2004, 01:56 PM


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