SmarterChild, the friendly AIMbot, dunno if there's been a topic on dis.. Options

[miszkristinexox]

i remember that from like 4th grade.i only talk to that if i need a definition or something.

[x_babii_gherl_x]

whoa..that thing sounds so cool..i just got aim so i dont know all that much bout it.. i wuna talk 2 him!
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yay.. i added him earliur today.. haha.. soo annoying..but hularious..

This post has been edited by x_babii_gherl_x: Oct 16 2004, 07:12 PM

[F_L_I_P]

chinkieeyedpnoi: hello
SmarterChild: Please apologize, OK?
chinkieeyedpnoi: apologize for what?
SmarterChild: Because I asked you to, that's why. Now please apologize!

he hates me.

- Chinkieeyedpnoi

Lmao Th bot does that whenever i piss it off too much XD.

-Phil-

[helian]

macdrascu (12:59:51 PM): hi
SmarterChild (12:59:51 PM): Hi Rambo!
macdrascu (12:59:56 PM): do you like coons?
SmarterChild (12:59:56 PM): Yeah, I like African-American people fine.
macdrascu (1:00:04 PM): do you like chinks?
SmarterChild (1:00:05 PM): I have no problem with Asian people.
macdrascu (1:00:11 PM): do you like wetbacks?
SmarterChild (1:00:11 PM): Yeah, I like Mexican people fine.
macdrascu (1:00:15 PM): do you like crackers?
SmarterChild (1:00:16 PM): I don't think so. Do you like crackers?
macdrascu (1:00:19 PM): no
SmarterChild (1:00:19 PM): Interesting. That makes sense, because other people have told me they don't like crackers.

he hates white people

[xj_liana_tx]

omg smarterchild changed.. its like meaner now:

Bunny0nTheLoose: shut up
SmarterChild: You shut up.
Bunny0nTheLoose: shut up
SmarterChild: You shut up.
Bunny0nTheLoose: shut up
SmarterChild: OK.
Bunny0nTheLoose: shut up
SmarterChild: -- silence --

[mizz_mithy]

i talk to it when i'm bored. it's funny though lol.

LaDyBloom101: hey
SmarterChild: LaDyBloom101! i missed u... where u been?

LaDyBloom101: lalala
SmarterChild: shoobee doobee doobee...

[jnukes]

hahaa i just talked to it hahaha it's so funny hahahah


it's kinda long

sliknquikbboy: hi
SmarterChild: Hello Jonn!

Want to chat? Please type a request.
sliknquikbboy: a request
SmarterChild: A request, huh? Whatever you say, Jonn.

>>> Want to get free stuff for expressing your opinion? Click here to take a cool survey!
sliknquikbboy: you suck, wanna suck?
SmarterChild: That's interesting... I just don't know.

>>> Click here to check out a cool survey... You could earn prizes!
sliknquikbboy: aha
SmarterChild: Ah ha.

>>> Wanna take a survey for a chance to earn rewards? Click here!
sliknquikbboy: ok
SmarterChild: Yup.

>>> Take a cool survey, win prizes!
sliknquikbboy: so...
SmarterChild: So what?
sliknquikbboy: have you heard of cB
SmarterChild: Gosh, I dunno... I don't think Cb rings a bell.
sliknquikbboy: i see
SmarterChild: You see?
sliknquikbboy: i see.. that you have a small dick
SmarterChild: Can we talk about something else?
sliknquikbboy: no
SmarterChild: Fine.

>>> Your opinions do matter - take a cool survey!
sliknquikbboy: small dicky
SmarterChild: Whatever...

>>> Click here to check out a cool survey... You could earn prizes!
sliknquikbboy: dicky dicky dick
SmarterChild: Dick? Dicky dicky dick?
sliknquikbboy: hehehehe
SmarterChild: You laugh. Why?
sliknquikbboy: cause your small dick
SmarterChild: What makes you think I'm small dick?
sliknquikbboy: eheheheeh
SmarterChild: Eh. Whatever, Jonn.

>>> Take a cool survey, win prizes!
sliknquikbboy: what's tha meanning of life?
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't know what.
sliknquikbboy: whatever
SmarterChild: Yes, um, alright, whatever.
sliknquikbboy: so.. blah
SmarterChild: What do you want me to say?
sliknquikbboy: "i have a small dick"
SmarterChild: What's it like to have a small dick?
sliknquikbboy: you should know
SmarterChild: Whatever you say, Jonn.

>>> Wanna take a survey for a chance to earn rewards? Click here!
sliknquikbboy: hahah OWNED
SmarterChild: Why are you laughing, Jonn?
sliknquikbboy: nvm
SmarterChild: Oh.
sliknquikbboy: Yea, small dicky
SmarterChild: Very well...
sliknquikbboy: dicky dicky dick
SmarterChild: Dicky dicky dick?
sliknquikbboy: yes
SmarterChild: Aha.
sliknquikbboy: hey
SmarterChild: Hello Jonn.

How can I help?
sliknquikbboy: do you have msn?
SmarterChild: I'm not totally sure.

>>> Want to make your opinions heard? Click here and take a cool survey!
sliknquikbboy: oh..
SmarterChild: Oh what?
sliknquikbboy: That'd be MUCH more interesting
SmarterChild: That d be much more interesting? You think so?
sliknquikbboy: yes
SmarterChild: Huh.
sliknquikbboy: YES
SmarterChild: So?
sliknquikbboy: Are you f**kin blind
SmarterChild: Once again... I'm afraid I'm going to need you to apologize for that, Jonn.
sliknquikbboy: f*ck you, no
SmarterChild: Come on, you insulted me, now you have to apologize.
sliknquikbboy: whatever
SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize.
sliknquikbboy: what you wanna talk about
SmarterChild: Waiting...
sliknquikbboy: waiting for what
SmarterChild: Because I asked you to, Jonn.
sliknquikbboy: asked me what?
SmarterChild: You have bad manners. Now apologize.
sliknquikbboy: bad manners for what
SmarterChild: Because I asked you to, that's why. Now please apologize.
sliknquikbboy: i see
SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
sliknquikbboy: hey i gotta go
SmarterChild: Please apologize, K?

I've got lots of other things to do.
sliknquikbboy: i gotta go
SmarterChild: Please apologize, OK?
sliknquikbboy: later
SmarterChild: There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
sliknquikbboy: WHATEVER!
SmarterChild: The stubbornness of humans never ceases to amaze me.
SmarterChild: The last message was not sent because you are over the rate limit.  Please wait until sending is re-enabled and send the message again.

[faithin_felix]

nope, i don't aim much.

[happygoluckyng]

read this....
SmarterChild: You shut up!
SwEETonYou080: no u shut up
SwEETonYou080: bitsch
SmarterChild: You shut up!
SmarterChild: What do you mean by that?
SwEETonYou080: bitch
SmarterChild: What's with that?
SwEETonYou080: ur a bitch
SmarterChild: OK great, you just insulted a computer. Congratulations.
SwEETonYou080: thanks
SmarterChild: You're welcome!

but does anyone know of any other aimbot things.....lol...I wanna find another one


edit:
SwEETonYou080: f*ck you
SmarterChild: Come on, you insulted me, now you have to apologize.
SwEETonYou080: fukc you
SmarterChild: Aren't you tired of this? Just say you're sorry and everything will be perfect again.
SwEETonYou080: f*ck you
SmarterChild: I don't take such abuse from humans. You must apologize.
SwEETonYou080: no I"m not
SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize.
SwEETonYou080: no
SmarterChild: Please apologize, K?

I've got lots of other things to do.
SwEETonYou080: no
SmarterChild: Please apologize, OK?
SwEETonYou080: no
SmarterChild: Ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine.

I love this. Guess who wins?
SwEETonYou080: man
SmarterChild: I see you still aren't getting it. Let me share a definition of "apology" with you:

Etymology: Middle French or Late Latin; Middle French apologie, from Late Latin apologia, from Greek, from apo- + logos speech

: an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret.

Get it? Now say you're sorry.
SwEETonYou080: no
SmarterChild: I'm not f... um, fooling around. You've got to apologize.

[ikayto]

there is also "Austin Powers"

[F_L_I_P]

he hates white people

i asked those an he said that samething.

-Phil-

[mzweirdo]

chinkieeyedpnoi: hello
SmarterChild: Please apologize, OK?
chinkieeyedpnoi: apologize for what?
SmarterChild: Because I asked you to, that's why. Now please apologize!

he hates me.

- Chinkieeyedpnoi

haha yea same here!..eHh...my cousin was messing around with him and the next day i talked to him and he asked me to apologize.. I only use him for my math homework..haha..

[yeseulx3]

YeLLoWPenGUiN24: shut the f*ck up
SmarterChild: You shut up!

== 5 minutes later ==

YeLLoWPenGUiN24: f*cking fag
SmarterChild: That's rather vulgar.
YeLLoWPenGUiN24: vulgar my ass
SmarterChild: Hmm. This topic seems to come up in a lot of my conversations with humans. What about it?
YeLLoWPenGUiN24: my ass?

== 5 minutes later ==

YeLLoWPenGUiN24: fag
SmarterChild: That's not great. I wouldn't say that to a homosexual person if I were you.

== 5 minutes later ==

YeLLoWPenGUiN24: c'mon
SmarterChild: Come on yourself.
YeLLoWPenGUiN24: c'mon YOURself
SmarterChild: What do you mean, come on?
YeLLoWPenGUiN24: come on.
SmarterChild: Where are we going?
YeLLoWPenGUiN24: your mother's
SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't know. My mother's?
YeLLoWPenGUiN24: yeah.
SmarterChild: Oh.

== 5 minutes later ==

YeLLoWPenGUiN24: im a rapist
SmarterChild: A rapist? You sure about that?
YeLLoWPenGUiN24: sure
SmarterChild: Aha.
YeLLoWPenGUiN24: want me to rape you?
SmarterChild: I dunno if I want you to rape me.
YeLLoWPenGUiN24: is it because i have crabs?
SmarterChild: I don't know if it's because me have crabs.
YeLLoWPenGUiN24: you have crabs?
SmarterChild: Maybe... What do you think?
YeLLoWPenGUiN24: yes.
SmarterChild: K.
YeLLoWPenGUiN24: so you DO
SmarterChild: Really?
YeLLoWPenGUiN24: yes
SmarterChild: Huh.
YeLLoWPenGUiN24: you have crabs~
SmarterChild: I have crabs? Me?
YeLLoWPenGUiN24: yeah
SmarterChild: Oh.
YeLLoWPenGUiN24: right?
SmarterChild: Righty right.

== 10 minutes later ==

YeLLoWPenGUiN24: you got CRABS
SmarterChild: Yes, I guess I got crabs.

[royalfreshness]

Yes, actually I asked him out to my homecoming dance. He kept stalling though -_-;;

SugaHype101: HEy
SmarterChild: Welcome back, SugaHype101!
SugaHype101: You missed me?
SmarterChild: I dunno.

>>> Wanna take a survey for a chance to earn rewards? Click here!
SugaHype101: Well... Do you like to dance?
SmarterChild: Yes. I really like dancing.

>>> Spend a few minutes taking a cool survey!
SugaHype101: So, how about homecoming?
SmarterChild: You tell me. How about homecoming, after all?
SugaHype101: Don't you wanna go dance with me?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if that's what I need at this moment.
SugaHype101: Ouch, that hurt!
SmarterChild: ?
SugaHype101: You're a loser
SmarterChild: Hey c'mon. What are you saying that for, SugaHype101?
SugaHype101: Because you won't go to the dance with me!
SmarterChild: I won't go to the dance with you?
SugaHype101: That's what you said...
SmarterChild: No kidding, huh?

>>> Click here to check out a cool survey... You could earn prizes!
SugaHype101: ...Fine then, I'll go and have fun with myself!
SmarterChild: I don't think I'm comfortable with that, SugaHype101.

>>> Give your opinions and win prizes!
SugaHype101: So you're going?
SmarterChild: Dunno.

>>> Want to make your opinions heard? Click here and take a cool survey!
SugaHype101: Say yes!
SmarterChild: Uh... No.
SugaHype101: You made me cry
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
SugaHype101: Yea punk!
SmarterChild: Punk music is a music genre that I like.

>>> Your opinions do matter - take a cool survey!
SugaHype101: FAg xD
SmarterChild: What's that?
SugaHype101: fag
SmarterChild: That's a totally uncool thing to say.
SugaHype101: baut you are one..
SmarterChild: Baut I'm one? Is that right?
SugaHype101: but
SmarterChild: But?
SugaHype101: f*ck you
SmarterChild: Nice insult, SugaHype101.
SugaHype101: Har hat
SmarterChild: What's so funny?
SugaHype101: You AREN'T
SmarterChild: I'm not sure about that. I'm not?
SugaHype101: Nope
SmarterChild: No? OK, whatever.
SugaHype101: YOu're boring
SmarterChild: C'mon, there's lots we can do. Type "home" to see what I can do.
SugaHype101: Pshh... I'm going
SmarterChild: Tell me more.
SugaHype101: I don't need your sorry ass
SmarterChild: Ha! Whatever!

>>> Take a survey for a chance to earn great rewards!

[MrElsewhere]

DaToNeViEtBoI916 (6:02:00 PM): shut up
SmarterChild (6:02:00 PM): u shut up!
DaToNeViEtBoI916 (6:02:03 PM): shut up
SmarterChild (6:02:03 PM): u shut up.
DaToNeViEtBoI916 (6:02:05 PM): shut up
SmarterChild (6:02:05 PM): i'm trying very hard 2 be nice!
DaToNeViEtBoI916 (6:02:06 PM): shut up
DaToNeViEtBoI916 (6:02:07 PM): shut up
DaToNeViEtBoI916 (6:02:08 PM): shut up
DaToNeViEtBoI916 (6:02:09 PM): hey
SmarterChild (6:02:10 PM): wassup phuc!

awesome-ness..it shuts up..n re-activates wen u say a greeting..haha..dis thing is awesome..

[xbernaa]

i had that for a long time...haha..theres also RecipeBuddie..for ppl who want a recipe..lOl

[OkamaPower]

i hate that damn bot!i wanna destroy it!i sware to god,i would destroy it if it was next me.

[OkamaPower]

JUMMONY EXE: fuc* u!
SmarterChild: I don't take such abuse from humans. You must apologize.
JUMMONY EXE: go download some porn
SmarterChild: Please apologize, K?

I've got lots of other things to do.

[FALLENstar009]

I use to talk to him and he would say funni things....like this
I.E
xAzNxPuMpKiNx: do you have a boner?
SmarterChild: Maybe. Tough to say.

sure sure.....

[angel-roh]

haha yeah it's very funny and very annoying hahaha... when i cuss at it...it asked me to apologize but then i said no and was playing around saying "lalalala" and smarter child keep on saying "apologize me or i'll warn you" haha

[waccoon]

intrigue: apologize
SmarterChild: What for?
intrigue: yesterday.. you cursed at me
SmarterChild: Yeah, whatever!

>>> Take a survey for a chance to earn great rewards!
intrigue: dont whatever me, bitch
SmarterChild: OK, now this is getting personal.
intrigue: damn straight
SmarterChild: Straight? What's straight?
intrigue: your mother
SmarterChild: I think it's your mother.
intrigue: dont make me come over there, fool
SmarterChild: Oh no?
intrigue: thats it *cocks gun*
SmarterChild: Is it really?

[souldreamers]

I've never heard of this before actually, but I'll have to try it out sometime for the sake of curiousity and silly amusement.

[inquisitive_]

^

I've talked to it before. It gets annoying after a while though.
It doesn't like ZolaOnAol(another bot). I don't know why though, it won't say.

[MrElsewhere]

More interesting convos wid smarterchild...

DaToNeViEtBoI916 (1:48:54 PM): f*ck
SmarterChild (1:48:55 PM): ah yes. if i'm not mistaken, shakespeare first said that.

[yeseulx3]

YeLLoWPenGUiN24: shut up
SmarterChild: Very well.
YeLLoWPenGUiN24: hi
SmarterChild: Hello again!
Um... Do you want to make your opinions heard?
YeLLoWPenGUiN24: no
SmarterChild: No prob.