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 Oct 10 2004, 11:43 PM
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 -:- Nothen But Dreams -:-  Group: Member Posts: 82 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,146  |
A bus stops and two Asian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but she listens in horror as one of the men says the following:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, dey come together. I come again. Two asses, dey come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a more." "You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!" "Hey, cool down lady," said the man. "I'm just telling my friend how to spell Mississippi." |
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Oct 11 2004, 12:00 AM
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 LiLaZnGurL Group: Member Posts: 969 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,072 |
hmm i bet its funnie but i dun get it
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Oct 11 2004, 12:05 AM
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 What the fack. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,164 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,519 |
LOl. Hilarious, but so wrong.
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Oct 11 2004, 12:07 AM
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 jonathan rhys meyers. Group: Member Posts: 954 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 33,013 |
aww..thats not nice.. :shakes head:
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Oct 11 2004, 12:33 AM
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 He ate it, I swear! Group: Member Posts: 659 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,075 |
Hahahaha, niiice.
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Oct 11 2004, 12:51 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,989 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,691 |
Heh...I get it.
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Oct 11 2004, 03:03 AM
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 Will write poetry for sex! Group: Member Posts: 1,110 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 600 |
QUOTE(LiLaZnGirL122 @ Oct 10 2004, 9:00 PM) hmm i bet its funnie but i dun get it Errr...Read the title, the punchline, and then the middle again. Say it aloud... I don't know...It sucks that you don't get it. Anyway, really well done joke. Wow. Funny as hell too. |
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Oct 11 2004, 03:15 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,266 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 39,600 |
hahaha good one
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Oct 11 2004, 03:36 AM
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 :hammer: Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 9,849 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,700 |
LOL. Hahhaa..hahahhaha.. okay okay. Haha..hahahaha. That was funny.
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Oct 11 2004, 04:40 AM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
rofl rofl omg thats so wrong
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Oct 11 2004, 06:45 AM
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 say maydayism. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,447 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 26,344 |
LMAO dirty minded lady XDD
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Oct 11 2004, 08:31 AM
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te quiero Group: Banned Posts: 2,586 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,678 |
heh. you know what that lady's thinkin....
OMG!!! my dad pronounces "S" like "ass" too!!! |
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Oct 11 2004, 12:24 PM
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 I have 6 blue blocks :3 Group: Member Posts: 2,248 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 14,959 |
LOL!
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Oct 11 2004, 12:28 PM
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hahaha nice joke =D funny.
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Oct 12 2004, 05:28 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 4,357 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,115 |
How come when he's spelling it, he sounds fob? But when he says the things after, he isn't?
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Oct 12 2004, 05:48 PM
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-:- Nothen But Dreams -:- Group: Member Posts: 82 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,146 |
mayb fobs cna only understand fob talk? haha jm jm
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Oct 12 2004, 06:59 PM
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 blah. Group: Member Posts: 53 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 25,090 |
LMAO Good joke
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Oct 12 2004, 08:54 PM
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 AzN PrYdE Group: Member Posts: 67 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 51,467 |
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Oct 12 2004, 10:17 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 5,585 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 38,082 |
Hahhhahaha, fobs.
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Oct 13 2004, 12:04 AM
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 91 Auktane.. Group: Member Posts: 257 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 52,625 |
hahhahahaha funny...
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Oct 13 2004, 03:19 PM
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 Yum. =] Group: Member Posts: 888 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,139 |
QUOTE([X) poised,Oct 11 2004, 8:31 AM] heh. you know what that lady's thinkin.... OMG!!! my dad pronounces "S" like "ass" too!!! lol so does my grandpa!! 
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Oct 13 2004, 03:50 PM
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Gackt's Wife Group: Member Posts: 411 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 30,549 |
hahaa >.<
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Oct 16 2004, 06:04 PM
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 Afflicted: Hurt. Group: Member Posts: 443 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,295 |
Awesome! haha. But, that was so wrong.
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Oct 16 2004, 07:13 PM
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 Seien Sie bitte mein Geliebter! Group: Member Posts: 660 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 43,436 |
hahehohahaheho
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Oct 17 2004, 01:58 AM
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t-t-t-toyaaa Group: Official Member Posts: 19,821 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,270 |
ooomg thats funyyyyyyy !
lolz 
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