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 Sep 24 2004, 02:39 AM
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 omw to be an offical member  Group: Member Posts: 345 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 48,817  |
ok for some reason i laugh really hard at corny jokes this just poped up in my head does anybody else like corny jokes and do u know any?
please no " 2 blondes walk in a bar" lol |
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Sep 24 2004, 02:41 AM
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 Will write poetry for sex! Group: Member Posts: 1,110 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 600 |
1.) I wouldn't want to hear them
2.) This belongs in the 'Humor' section. |
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Sep 24 2004, 02:48 AM
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 creepy heather Group: Official Member Posts: 4,208 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 41,580 |
QUOTE(MasteRxKiD @ Sep 24 2004, 2:41 AM) 2.) This belongs in the 'Humor' section. humor section my favorite corny joke Q:What do you call a 50-yard dash for transvestites? A:a drag race! you should check out the dead baby jokes \m/ |
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Sep 24 2004, 10:52 AM
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Brie Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 10,172 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,548 |
QUOTE 1.) I wouldn't want to hear them 2.) This belongs in the 'Humor' section. Rofl. You too the words right out of my mouth, Joe(2). Haha. XD Yeah, this belongs in humor, and I'm not big on jokes. I don't tell jokes. I just find everything amusing and that is how my humor devleoped. Mmm-hmm. |
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Sep 24 2004, 12:48 PM
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Moved to Humor
I don't know any jokes  well, some are not appropriate... ;]
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Sep 24 2004, 01:12 PM
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Will write poetry for sex! Group: Member Posts: 1,110 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 600 |
Fine, Fine, I'll be nice and post a lame one.
Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?" |
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Sep 24 2004, 01:18 PM
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Brie Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 10,172 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,548 |
Haha.
Ooh, ooh. Here's a lame one! Q. How did the math book get across the road? A. It was stuck to the chicken's foot. -----------------------------------------------------  How clever.
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Sep 24 2004, 04:30 PM
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I love you <33333 Group: Member Posts: 2,928 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 30,404 |
oo i got one!
Q: Why did the cracker go 2 the doctor? A:Because he felt a little crumby. I learned that in 1st grade lol |
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Sep 24 2004, 04:51 PM
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SOS Brigade!! Group: Member Posts: 2,573 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 47,775 |
Q] WHy did the turtle cross the road
A] to get to the shell station!! HAHAHAHHAHA ..... -_-a |
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Sep 24 2004, 05:02 PM
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 dizzy me up. Group: Member Posts: 3,191 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,139 |
wut is 6 scared of 7...
7 8[ate] 9 GET IT?? HAHAHAHA.. no |
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Sep 24 2004, 06:57 PM
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 FiveFootGiant Group: Member Posts: 154 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 40,334 |
what does a dog say on sand paper?
Rough. Rough. 
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Sep 24 2004, 09:41 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 88 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 5,472 |
i know a couple
Q.Whats brown and sticky? A. A stick Q.where does a general keep his army A.In his sleevy get it get it hahaha |
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Sep 24 2004, 10:20 PM
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 Day's Nearly Over Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,553 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 45,183 |
"She left?!"
"No, she right." HAHAH. Oh boy, I'm so lame. |
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Sep 24 2004, 10:25 PM
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Two molecules are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One says to the other, "Are you all right?"
"No, I lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" "I'm positive!" A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender replies, "For you, no charge." What did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date? Shore Where do pigs park their cars? In a porking lot. Why was the boy covered in gift wrap? His mom told him to "live in the present!" What do little piggies bring home from school? A repork card. What school do you go to greet people? To Hi-School! Why did the orange go to the doctor? It wasn't peeling well! Why did the banker lose his job? Because he did not make any sense! What do you call a spanish person without a car? Carlos. What do you call a spanish person with a rubber toe? Roberto. What do you call two mexicans playing baksetball? Juan on Juan. |
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Oct 10 2004, 11:59 PM
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 LiLaZnGurL Group: Member Posts: 969 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,072 |
haha funnie lets c
Qy did the chicken cross the road? a to prove he wasnt a chicken!! haha get it? Q wuts a mummys favorite music? A RAP!! lols tupid i noe i hav more but to lazy |
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Oct 11 2004, 12:55 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,989 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,691 |
Heh...uhm okay.
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