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Deserted island
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post Oct 10 2004, 09:45 PM
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I don't believe this has been posted before, if it has I'm terribly sorry!

There's a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. They're all stranded on an island with no communcation whatsoever. They come across a magic lepracaun(sp?lol) and he tells them they each have a wish.

The brunette closes her eyes and says, 'I wish I was home'

Poof. She's home.

The red head closes her eyes and says, 'I wish I was home.'

Poof. She's home

The blonde goes up and rubs her chin thoughtfully.

'I wish my friends were here.' She said

They're back.
 
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post Oct 17 2004, 03:54 AM
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lol I've heard this before..two years ago ..still makes me smile =]
 
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post Oct 17 2004, 06:22 PM
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`im kinda slow i dun get it
 
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post Oct 18 2004, 08:21 PM
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blonde is dumb and instead of wishing to go home she wishes her frends back because she is lonely
 
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post Oct 18 2004, 10:20 PM
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haha thats a good joke never heard it before
 
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post Oct 19 2004, 12:46 AM
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Haha...I never heard this one before.
 
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post Oct 19 2004, 08:38 AM
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lmfao
 

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