Vacation at a Nude Beach, that is jus sick |
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 Sep 21 2004, 08:08 PM
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Two parents take their son on a vacation and go to a nude beach.
The father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes and plays in the water. The son comes running up to his mom and says..."Mommy, I saw ladies with boobies a lot bigger than yours!" The mom says..."the bigger they are, the dumber they are." So he goes back to play. Several minutes later he comes running back and says..."Mommy, I saw men with dingers a lot bigger than daddy's!" The mom says..."the bigger they are, the dumber they are." So he goes back to play. Several minutes later he comes running back and says..."Mommy, I just saw daddy talking to the dumbest lady I ever saw and the more and more he talked, the dumber and dumber he got!" |
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Sep 21 2004, 08:33 PM
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eew... X_x
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Sep 21 2004, 10:20 PM
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woah...
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Sep 21 2004, 10:25 PM
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SOS Brigade!! Group: Member Posts: 2,573 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 47,775 |
lolz... its funny in its special way =P
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Sep 21 2004, 11:23 PM
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thats gross but funny
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Oct 2 2004, 02:45 AM
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hahaha lol that made me laugh
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Oct 3 2004, 06:57 AM
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 Your love is a razorblade kiss ♥ Group: Member Posts: 1,794 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 9,959 |
ahahhaa, nastaaaaay~ but funny
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Oct 3 2004, 10:45 AM
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 Call me Emily <33. Group: Member Posts: 713 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 27,579 |
Haha, yeah I've heard that before. It gets funnier and funnier everytime.
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Oct 3 2004, 11:13 AM
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 AkA SnickersGirl Group: Member Posts: 37 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 47,387 |
lol that was funny.
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Oct 3 2004, 01:02 PM
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lol ewww. hahaha i love those jokes where the kids ask questions like that and end up saying something funny. its great.
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Oct 3 2004, 11:57 PM
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lol i laughed
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Oct 4 2004, 01:41 AM
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 Miss Liz/Roxy(whichever name) Group: Member Posts: 147 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,530 |
thats hilarious! i mean the little boy realizes thing fast.
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Oct 4 2004, 07:10 AM
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eiwww. It's kinda gross.
funny in some way I guess... |
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Oct 4 2004, 11:11 PM
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haha, kids...
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Oct 5 2004, 04:43 PM
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 Yum. =] Group: Member Posts: 888 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,139 |
lol! if i was tha mom i'd take a knife and make the dad a lot "smarter"!!!
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Oct 5 2004, 08:40 PM
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hahaha kids
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Oct 8 2004, 11:12 PM
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HAHAHAHAHAHA, ewww...I wonder if the lady has saggy boobies...since the dad got dumber and dumber.
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Oct 9 2004, 01:10 AM
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haha
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Oct 9 2004, 11:37 AM
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lol i've heard this before ..but still funy
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Oct 9 2004, 02:29 PM
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haha thats to funny
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Oct 10 2004, 12:12 AM
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rofl....whooooo i feel kind of sry for the mom... heheh
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Oct 10 2004, 01:41 AM
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Haha...thats funny.
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Oct 10 2004, 01:43 AM
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lols
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Oct 10 2004, 07:24 AM
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 i'm susan Group: Official Member Posts: 13,875 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 5,029 |
ew he got naked with the other lady? sad
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Oct 10 2004, 02:07 PM
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LoL..thats funnie
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