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 Oct 5 2004, 08:16 PM
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te quiero  Group: Banned Posts: 2,586 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,678  |
do your teachers relate everything to sex? mine does =]
so our Computer Science teacher is the best teacher in the world. she connects everything to sex. our school computer sign-in requires the first letter of the first name and the first 3 letters of the last name... and her name is Bonnie Lowesomething or another. so that = BLOW anyways. about computer science =] sometimes... there are PUBLIC parts. that's the part where you let people see and access the program. such as your FACE. then, there are PRIVATE parts. parts where most people CANNOT access... such as your *ahem*. but that doesn't mean its not accessable.. you can LET people access your PRIVATE parts. but remember... there's a PROTECTION code too... something you should always practice when someone is ACCESSING your PRIVATES. but sometimes, people ACCESS your PRIVATES without your consent (i.e. RAPING) or actually, in computer sense, HACKING. sometimes.. if your not happy with your PRIVATES... you can CHANGE it. so. all in all. computer science has everything to do with using condoms, hormone enhancers, sex changes, and raping. =] |
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Oct 5 2004, 08:18 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,172 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 34,045 |
so when guys are done , is that called "system overload?" LMAO!
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Oct 5 2004, 08:18 PM
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 my name is tiffany Group: Member Posts: 567 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,213 |
LOLS..my computer teacher doesn't relate to sex. she relates it to broadway shows. she used to act in one and used kill lots of time so now she uses kill instead of close. haha...
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Oct 5 2004, 08:19 PM
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te quiero Group: Banned Posts: 2,586 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,678 |
QUOTE(jnukes @ Oct 5 2004, 8:18 PM) so when guys are done , is that called "system overload?" LMAO! HAHAHAHA. of course. 
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Oct 5 2004, 08:20 PM
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SOS Brigade!! Group: Member Posts: 2,573 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 47,775 |
lolz relate it to sex... quite funny =P
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Oct 5 2004, 08:21 PM
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 The voices talk too much... -.-u Group: Member Posts: 2,099 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 39,078 |
-trying not to laugh-
-didn't succed- LOL! I was just kinda skimming through it.... And then I decided to read the whole thing. Which nearly made my choke on the water I was drinking. |
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Oct 5 2004, 08:24 PM
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te quiero Group: Banned Posts: 2,586 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,678 |
some of our class conversations:
teacher: "mike!!! your privates aren't right!! you have to change them!!" teacher: "now remember, we only let our friends access our privates, but when we do, we have to use protection" and so on... |
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Oct 5 2004, 08:25 PM
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 1 nEVer KnEw ClaWs Were IllEGal Group: Member Posts: 78 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 50,000 |
mines relates to ghetto neighbor hoods lol
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Oct 5 2004, 08:25 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,172 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 34,045 |
so.. without "protection", a "virus" might occur? hehe this is fun to talk about
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Oct 5 2004, 08:29 PM
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 F**k me Beautiful Group: Member Posts: 3,126 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 30,124 |
so is he like....this is how u protect ur internet....
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Oct 5 2004, 08:31 PM
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 banned Group: Member Posts: 1,589 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,768 |
^^ hahahaz! ^^
hahahahahahahahahahha! wow! i didn't know that computers could be related to sex |
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Oct 5 2004, 08:32 PM
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 Day's Nearly Over Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,553 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 45,183 |
Now you see, your computer science teacher knows what she's doing. You understnad more what she's saying!
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Oct 5 2004, 08:33 PM
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 jonathan rhys meyers. Group: Member Posts: 954 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 33,013 |
yes..and its kinda wierd cuz i go to a christian school..lol
today in bible class we were talking about hugh hefner, the playboy channel, lifetime channel, and romance novels..somehow they're all related to each other and they're sinful... 
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Oct 5 2004, 08:51 PM
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hahahahaha my lit teacher relates EVERYTHING to sex!
...and next week we start the scarlett letter 
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Oct 5 2004, 08:58 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 5,585 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 38,082 |
Yeah, my chemistry teacher does that, but hey..you remember everything she said. She does that because we all have "sex" in our minds these days and if she relates things to sex, you'll pay a lot more attention.
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Oct 5 2004, 09:03 PM
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 lick me Group: Member Posts: 3,044 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 44,013 |
Bad, perverted teachers. My old French teacher used to do that.. everytime we wanted to read something after a test, she kept suggesting [more like forcing] p_rn cause she said the french people are more 'open' and do more of that stuf..
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Oct 5 2004, 09:10 PM
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My name is Jason, not imafreakinazn D: Group: Member Posts: 2,008 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,432 |
ok...that's a bit....graphic
 i'm glad my teachers don't do that.
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Oct 5 2004, 09:13 PM
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 Feeel X Group: Member Posts: 2,814 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,498 |
QUOTE(jnukes @ Oct 5 2004, 8:18 PM) so when guys are done , is that called "system overload?" LMAO! haha, thats so funny! LOL.... i wish my teachers were humourous like urs... |
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Oct 5 2004, 09:18 PM
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 3,565, you n00bs ain't got nothin' on me. Group: Official Member Posts: 3,761 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,565 |
And allowing people to access your privates allows them to reproduce the same codes and items.
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Oct 5 2004, 09:25 PM
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 What the fack. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,164 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,519 |
QUOTE(jnukes @ Oct 5 2004, 6:18 PM) so when guys are done , is that called "system overload?" LMAO! LOL. Nice one.  That's funny, Melissa. Lol. I needed that. 
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Oct 5 2004, 09:48 PM
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te quiero Group: Banned Posts: 2,586 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,678 |
QUOTE(juliar @ Oct 5 2004, 9:18 PM) And allowing people to access your privates allows them to reproduce the same codes and items. ooohhh ... that's good. =] |
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Oct 5 2004, 10:22 PM
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 patrina BAEK SUN HUNG is mine! Group: Member Posts: 52 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 38,735 |
lol and when u dont access ur PRIVATES within 30 days,does your account goes idle?
 can u CRASH if ur doing too much at one tyme...dumping all physical memory...hee hee
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Oct 5 2004, 10:40 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,799 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,450 |
hahahahaah that's really funny. I wonder what your teacher does when they are alone.
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Oct 5 2004, 10:45 PM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
rofl rofl thats funni
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Oct 5 2004, 10:49 PM
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 I have eccentric ideas... Group: Member Posts: 169 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 51,035 |
QUOTE I wonder what your teacher does when they are alone. OMG... I really don't want to even think about that, or try and get a mental pic... Considering most of them are all old and hairy... But there is this one teacher... I would mind imagining about... *dreams* |
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