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 Oct 2 2004, 08:16 AM
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Senior Member  Group: Member Posts: 53 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 34,110  |
A game warden came upon a duck hunter who had bagged 3 ducks and decided to 'enforce the laws pending.' He stopped the hunter, flashed his badge and said, 'Looks like you've had a pretty good day. Mind if I inspect your kill?'
The hunter shrugged and handed the ducks to the warden. The warden took one of the ducks, inserted his finger into the duck's rectum, pulled it out, sniffed it, and said, 'This here's a Washington state duck. Do you have a Washington state hunting license?' The hunter pulled out his wallet and calmly showed the warden a Washington state hunting license. The warden took a second duck, inserted his finger in the bird's rectum, pulled it out, sniffed it, and said, 'This here's an Idaho duck. Do you have an Idaho state hunting license?' The hunter, a bit put out, produced an Idaho state hunting license. The warden took a third duck, conducted the same finger test, and said, 'This here's an Oregon state duck. Do you have an Oregon state hunting license?' Once again, only this time more aggravated, the hunter produced the appropriate license. The warden, a little miffed at having struck out, handed the ducks back to the hunter and said, 'You've got all of these licenses, just where the hell are you from?' The hunter dropped his pants, bent over, and said 'You're so smart, YOU tell ME!' |
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Oct 2 2004, 08:58 AM
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I love you <33333 Group: Member Posts: 2,928 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 30,404 |
now i dont get this one.....but im slow....mayb ill get it later lol
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| *kryogenix* |
Oct 2 2004, 08:59 AM
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i went duck hunting!
 moved to humor |
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Oct 2 2004, 02:23 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 88 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 5,472 |
haha thats funny
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Oct 3 2004, 07:56 PM
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 i'm on the sidelines, playing my kick arse rock music Group: Member Posts: 70 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 33,143 |
ugh.. nasty hunting officer or whatever! lol
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Oct 4 2004, 03:14 PM
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 Yum. =] Group: Member Posts: 888 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,139 |
lol thats nasty...
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Oct 4 2004, 04:48 PM
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 ohBrian Group: Member Posts: 556 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 44,625 |
eww hahaha GOOD ONE!
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Oct 4 2004, 04:53 PM
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SOS Brigade!! Group: Member Posts: 2,573 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 47,775 |
wow owned...
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Oct 5 2004, 04:44 AM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
rofl thats funny but kinda gross. i wonder y hed wanna stick his finger up a ducks @$$
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Oct 6 2004, 01:19 AM
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 What the fack. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,164 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,519 |
LOL! You just made my day.
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| *Weird addiction* |
Oct 6 2004, 10:55 AM
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lol
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Oct 8 2004, 11:10 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 5,585 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 38,082 |
LMAO, it took me a while to understand.
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Oct 9 2004, 01:15 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 150 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 32,841 |
lol
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Oct 9 2004, 11:33 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,248 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 30,084 |
hahahh
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Oct 10 2004, 01:44 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,989 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,691 |
Oh...I get it.
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Oct 10 2004, 03:35 PM
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 I have 6 blue blocks :3 Group: Member Posts: 2,248 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 14,959 |
thats nasty.
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Oct 10 2004, 04:34 PM
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 naners Group: Member Posts: 113 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 54,394 |
thats hilarious but very gross too
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