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Skipping stones?
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post Aug 18 2004, 12:08 AM
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okai this might b hard ti understand and plzz dun feel affended but dis is a racest joke sry but its funny im sry if u get offended




well there was a azn skiping rocks at a park and a black guy comes over and says wut r u doing? da azn guy says im talking to mai ancestors (cuz wen u skip stones it sounds like ching dong sun??) wells umthing like that, da black guy says can i try? da azn guy said sure wen the black guy tries and wen it skips da souds goes like (chim Pan z!)









okai i duno if its funnie but it was worth a try and im really sry if this gurts any 1 and sry again if it does
 
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post Aug 18 2004, 02:29 AM
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sry thats not realli funni nd i dun get how skipping stones will sound like that.. kieep tryin tho!
 
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post Aug 18 2004, 02:32 AM
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mmm... itz okay _dry.gif
 
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post Aug 18 2004, 03:01 PM
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Couldn't read it because you cannot type correctly.
 
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post Aug 18 2004, 11:24 PM
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lol that jokes ok
 
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post Aug 19 2004, 10:14 AM
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Um...i don't really get it, but nice try.
 
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post Aug 19 2004, 11:27 AM
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Hm...the way you wrote it, I can't really understand pinch.gif
 
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post Aug 20 2004, 10:23 AM
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it was aight but didnt realli get it....at least u tried..unlike meh
 
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post Aug 20 2004, 11:47 AM
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It would be good if I could read it.
And I don't get it.
 
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post Aug 20 2004, 01:32 PM
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i don't get it, does it mean im stupid? (...yes)
 
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post Aug 20 2004, 04:23 PM
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Look its...
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QUOTE(aznriceboi @ Aug 20 2004, 12:32 PM)
i don't get it, does it mean im stupid? (...yes)

then i guess it means im stupid too >.<
i seriously dont get it translate
 
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post Aug 20 2004, 04:31 PM
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uhhhh NO. try again.
 
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post Aug 29 2004, 02:25 PM
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I get it, but it's a stupid joke. No wait, it's not even a joke. It's stupid...Plain stupid.
 
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post Aug 29 2004, 02:36 PM
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Chink's ancestor = Ching Dong Sun ( name, dumbasses. )
Black dude's ancestor = Chimpanzee(sp?)

Okay, there. you get it now? It's kind of a racist joke.
IT WASN'T THAT HARD! IT ISN'T EVEN FUNNY.

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post Aug 31 2004, 10:48 AM
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hmmm, _dry.gif
 
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post Aug 31 2004, 08:10 PM
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wahh?! wacko.gif
 
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post Sep 27 2004, 06:50 PM
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Learn how to type, please. That joke wasn't all that funny...
 
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post Sep 27 2004, 07:01 PM
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QUOTE(th5418 @ Aug 18 2004, 1:01 PM)
Couldn't read it because you cannot type correctly.

you said it...

even if the joke was funny i wouldnt know because i dont understand what the eff you were typing _dry.gif
 
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post Sep 27 2004, 07:06 PM
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ok ..... I just get the

CHIM PAN Z .... chimpanzee... but whats CHINGDONZU?
 
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