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 Sep 23 2004, 05:07 PM
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 stephanie ..  Group: Member Posts: 1,965 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,529  |
haha i never use
comebacks i just say shut the fcuk/ hell up b!tch! lol |
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Sep 23 2004, 05:21 PM
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 Kids.Have.All.The.Fun Group: Member Posts: 228 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 33,943 |
guy#1: says stupid comeback
guy#2: if i wanted a comeback i'd wipe it off your chin [[ haha that one always gets me!! its so funny! okie doke.. later ]] |
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Sep 23 2004, 07:25 PM
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 chri$ Group: Member Posts: 1,014 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,284 |
I love them right back.
A lot of people call me a fag, I say Spiderman has made gay. They have no clue what that means, so then I take my tutu off. ///CB- Most of your comebacks suck. I'll just prove their ignorance. |
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Sep 23 2004, 08:08 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,343 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 17,767 |
QUOTE(RiC3xBoy @ Sep 22 2004, 10:16 PM) "ur mom.....both of em" it usually pisses em off though haha, i like that. |
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Sep 23 2004, 08:16 PM
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 i'm susan Group: Official Member Posts: 13,875 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 5,029 |
ehh i dont know usually i stay quietly haha
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Sep 23 2004, 08:57 PM
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 Wife of Legolas Group: Member Posts: 1,290 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,190 |
hm... i just act nice
and say..... oh really? xxxx you too! like he had told me happy birthday |
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Sep 24 2004, 05:07 PM
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 dizzy me up. Group: Member Posts: 3,191 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,139 |
umms.. i usually say some mean stuff but right now im trying to love everyone. so i just compliment dem, or say how much i love them. it usually gets to dem hehe
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Sep 24 2004, 09:12 PM
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to hell with you Group: Member Posts: 2,547 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,506 |
your face
your mom your grandma your great grandma i know you are but what am i? what? im sorry I didnt hear you. what? what? can you repeat that? what?? *looks at them blankly* im sorry but i dont know what your saying Do i know you? *looks at them* okay then *pat on head* or i always do this: (in many diffrent forms. trust me it pisses people off) your stupid what?? your mom is stupid no i said your stupid oooo, your stupid no i said your stupid i know your stupid stop doing that your doing who? shut up you f*ck ducks? thats gay you cant get laid? and then they usually go away |
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Sep 24 2004, 09:26 PM
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 i need an sn change. Group: Member Posts: 1,915 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 27,746 |
hold three fingers up and say "read between the lines b*tch" and flick them off.
or w/e i feel like it |
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Oct 2 2004, 02:48 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 889 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 42,392 |
when sm1 says "eff u"...which i dont get that often hahaha
i jus say" well jeez u knoe i WUD but its physically impossible to screw urself" |
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Oct 2 2004, 12:34 PM
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 Want fries with that? Group: Member Posts: 692 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 50,652 |
I know what you are but what am i?
 I usually get slapped everytime i say that...
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Oct 3 2004, 08:18 PM
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 Assistant Manager of Personal Group: Member Posts: 1,101 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 26,922 |
i just stare off and say after they're done, "you say something?"
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Oct 3 2004, 10:50 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 88 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 49,806 |
on time this chick asked if i had my green card with me and i asked her if she had her white hood with her
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Oct 9 2004, 03:57 PM
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 91 Auktane.. Group: Member Posts: 257 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 52,625 |
get in line bitch...nothin special...
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Oct 9 2004, 04:01 PM
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"you suck/you blow"
only after dinner, bitch. |
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Oct 9 2004, 04:06 PM
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 old school member Group: Member Posts: 1,796 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 843 |
*rude comment*
Um..yeah, but anyways, can you PLEASE remind you mom that I like extra bbq sauce and ketchup with my fries. |
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Oct 9 2004, 04:44 PM
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i wish goddamnit, we'll make it if you believe. Group: Member Posts: 71 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,650 |
QUOTE i either just cut them off and say your mom or yo momma..that works... and smetimes i say "well your moms a cow" haha... well.. i can be more insulting and such but i keep it simple when i can ;] Haha it's so hilarious because at our school, the main insult is 'yo mama' ... and it just so happens my bestfriend's mom is dead..so whenever someone says that to her, they get a slapp in the face...it's rather entertaining, really. |
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Oct 9 2004, 08:08 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 177 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 51,194 |
your mom goes to college...
well at least i didn't pee my pants yesterday take that back sir you are bizarre [shakes head] i beg to differ |
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Oct 9 2004, 09:45 PM
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hahah this happened to me two weeks ago....
guy: i would die if you didnt go out with me.... me: you promise? |
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Oct 9 2004, 10:08 PM
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 and they say imitation is flattering Group: Member Posts: 1,337 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 27,269 |
"Go away before I castrate you."
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Oct 10 2004, 12:06 AM
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If sumoen was about to critize meeh and say that sht in front of mia face and think i am too shy to say a word uhh hell nah
I jus told dem: Bitch wtf? U have Add kuz i see sum reactions Fuk off I don't friggin care? the hell yor prob say that to mai face again Flick dem off (alwaiz pisses their A@@) or jus act nuttin wrong and I say "What jus happen ?" hehehe 
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Oct 10 2004, 09:29 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 937 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 39,476 |
Uhm....People tell me the bands I like suck ALOT, so I always have a comeback for that ;D lol
Stupid kid: Hey __________ sucks! Me: Not as much as you do OR stupid kid: Hey _________ sucks! Me: Yeah well you suck things that I shouldn't even be mentioning.  lmao |
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Oct 10 2004, 11:30 PM
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You guys are dumb. Group: Member Posts: 1,252 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 25,094 |
Well this one time my friend got pissed off at these black girls and said "There's some cotton outside waiting for some picking"
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Oct 11 2004, 08:25 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 937 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 39,476 |
QUOTE(th5418 @ Oct 10 2004, 11:30 PM) Well this one time my friend got pissed off at these black girls and said "There's some cotton outside waiting for some picking" I've heard that one before. But it's really racist and I'd never say it... 
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Oct 12 2004, 12:32 PM
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 Breathe..Stretch..Shake.. Group: Member Posts: 203 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,792 |
For me it's like, 'you diss, you get dissed'. It just comes to mind at that moment in time when you need it.
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