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 Sep 22 2004, 04:03 AM
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 i'm susan  Group: Official Member Posts: 13,875 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 5,029  |
i was just wonderin' if u invented a robot...what will the robot's job will be?
my friends and i was talking about it, we had some funny stuff going around too...just wondering if you invented a robot, what its job will be. say only 4 jobs^^;; & what u want the robot name to be. (btw this doesnt go into the technology forums thanks) Robot's Name: Crystal 1st Job: clean my room 2nd Job: make my breakfast/lunch/dinner 3rd Job: tell me today's weather & today's date & the time 4th Job: plays one of my favorite songs for you: Robot's Name: 1st Job: 2nd Job: 3rd Job: 4th Job: . . . |
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Sep 22 2004, 05:27 AM
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 creepy heather Group: Official Member Posts: 4,208 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 41,580 |
Robots Name:rosie!
i couldnt even list all the jobs i would make my robot do. ill tell you this though, i'll be making lots of money! 
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Sep 22 2004, 05:34 AM
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 the street is my stage Group: Member Posts: 168 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 47,283 |
Robot's Name: Bob (make the name simple so that I can memorize it easily)
1st Job: Kill all my motherf**king enemies, torture them as long as it can 2nd Job: teach me on my homework 3rd Job: making cash, checks, or even stock 4th Job: Be my friend |
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Sep 22 2004, 06:12 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 4,750 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,581 |
If we build robots, they're gonna go bezerk and they're going to wipe away the human race and then they'll take over the world.
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Sep 22 2004, 10:56 AM
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the street is my stage Group: Member Posts: 168 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 47,283 |
QUOTE(TheAverageXangan @ Sep 22 2004, 7:12 PM) If we build robots, they're gonna go bezerk and they're going to wipe away the human race and then they'll take over the world. you seems to be influenced by movies too much like "Matrix", "Terminator", "I-Robot".......etc Actually If I invent robots, I will treat them as friends rather than assistants, slaves or workers I think we can live with robots peacefully |
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| *Expresseggroll* |
Sep 22 2004, 01:10 PM
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living with robots would be scary. Like walking ones and stuff. but like automatic vacuums, or auto-clean machine, or a robotic dog (SONY HAS ONE) then its ok. Not too fond of the "I-ROBOT" theme
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Sep 22 2004, 01:24 PM
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 Will write poetry for sex! Group: Member Posts: 1,110 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 600 |
Robot's Name: Kristin Kreuk
1st job - Be an exact duplicate of, well, Kristin Kreuk. 2nd job - Be a sex robot 3rd job - An open ATM machine, with $$ at my disposal. Haha, I kid. |
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Sep 22 2004, 01:39 PM
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cb=bullshit. Group: Member Posts: 1,783 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,793 |
Name: Bobert
1- Look just like Ashton Kutcher 2- Plays good music 3- Kills the idiots in the world 4- Money at my disposal [i stole your idea, Joe... thanks ;) ] |
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Sep 22 2004, 03:40 PM
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 wanderlust personified. Group: Official Designer Posts: 7,515 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 797 |
Robot's Name: Jason Bourne
1st Job: Drive me anywhere I please. 2nd Job: Clean up after me. I.E. Laundry, dishes, etc. 3rd Job: Jam with me on the guitar. 4th Job: Eff me. |
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Sep 22 2004, 03:42 PM
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Will write poetry for sex! Group: Member Posts: 1,110 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 600 |
Ah, Everyone's making robots for sex now. I knew it.
Now for the drug robots to come rolling along... 
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Sep 22 2004, 04:22 PM
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 Day's Nearly Over Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,553 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 45,183 |
Robot's Name: KRQX-42
1st Job: Be my friend (giving me love & support) 2nd Job: Play good music (like..yeah.) 3rd Job: Transportation 4th Job: Anything I tell it to do.. yes. 
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Sep 22 2004, 04:24 PM
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Brie Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 10,172 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,548 |
Wow, I couldn't build one..
Robot's Name: Chester 1st Job: Do my homework/chores. 2nd Job: Look like Chester Bennington. [drool] 3rd Job: Err, help me come up with ideas and such, I guess? I guess just help in general. 4th Job: Play good music.. and give me access to more good music.
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Sep 22 2004, 04:33 PM
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 <3<3<3<3 Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 3,177 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,779 |
name-Chives.
-do my biddings -make unlimited amounts of money -make yummy food -drive/fly/transport me to my destination. |
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Sep 22 2004, 04:42 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 3,102 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,162 |
Robot's name: Blaine
1: make me pretty/be my personal trainer 2: make a lot of money for me 3: clean up after me 4: transport me where i need to go |
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| *lolita kitty* |
Sep 22 2004, 07:30 PM
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robots name: antonio (my boyfriend)
job#1- go to school for me and do my work job#2- do all my chores all teh time (man im lazy  )job#3- give me money anytime i want.. any amount
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Sep 22 2004, 07:31 PM
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 3,565, you n00bs ain't got nothin' on me. Group: Official Member Posts: 3,761 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,565 |
I'm gonna rebel from the usual homeworkchores thing.
I'm going to program it to take picture sof me with a digital camera that develops like a polaroid. Yeah. |
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| *stephinika* |
Sep 22 2004, 07:40 PM
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name? umm. mr. roboto. lol
 jobs: do my chores and cleaning do my laundry drive me anywhere have a built in computer w/ internet access
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Sep 22 2004, 07:50 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,172 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 34,045 |
QUOTE(xquizit @ Sep 22 2004, 12:40 PM) Robot's Name: Jason Bourne 1st Job: Drive me anywhere I please. 2nd Job: Clean up after me. I.E. Laundry, dishes, etc. 3rd Job: Jam with me on the guitar. 4th Job: Eff me. i can do 3 and 4 for you, ahaha.. or just 4 name: d*ck job 1:money at my disposal (yea, good idea, hehe) job 2: does all my work for me job 3: does anything i want it to do job 4: ... ahh it's already doing job 3, lol |
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| *Fallen_Fairy* |
Sep 22 2004, 07:52 PM
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Robot's Name: Mr. Bojangles
1st Job: Do my homework 2nd Job: kill my gay husband (inside joke) 3rd Job: clean my room 4th Job: straighten my hair |
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Sep 22 2004, 08:33 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,412 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,012 |
Robot's Name: johnny depp
1st Job: sub. as a TV 2nd Job: sub. as a computer 3rd Job: do ALL my homework 4th Job: make me food. :] |
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Sep 22 2004, 09:13 PM
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 hi, my name is brianna! =] Group: Official Member Posts: 5,764 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,114 |
Robot's Name: Susan! ^^
1st Job: Make money 2nd Job: Predict the future 3rd Job: Make me over 4th Job: Grant my wishes.
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Sep 22 2004, 09:19 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,191 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 23,660 |
Robot's Name: umm...Bob
1st Job: make my breakfast/lunch/dinner 2nd Job: carry all my stuff (backpack/books) for me around school 3rd Job: do my homework 4th Job: do my chores MUAHAHAHAHA  [edit] holy poop i almost forgot! i would make it print out lots o' money!!! until im like a buh-zillionaire [/edit] |
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Sep 23 2004, 10:05 PM
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i'm susan Group: Official Member Posts: 13,875 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 5,029 |
QUOTE(xquizit @ Sep 22 2004, 1:40 PM) 1st Job: Drive me anywhere I please. 2nd Job: Clean up after me. I.E. Laundry, dishes, etc. omg i like that idea!!! drive you to the place you want to go! cause im scared of driving >.<;; im scared i might get car accident in the first day of driving >.< ack anyways and the clean up chores thingy haha wait did i put that idea in my robot? hmm i forgot but the cleaning chores is cool! and hahaha about the atm cash that's awesome lol...but i also heard something like making cash hAHAhaAHa that's a cool one too but then i think that would be illegal and you'll be sent to jail, right? haha^^ and omg the straightening hair is awesome too! haha im so lazy to do my hair..o o o o and also do a lot of cool hairstyles! now that's wat i call awesome robot haha..wait more like a fashion robot, eh? rofl xD |
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Sep 24 2004, 04:11 PM
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 cB`s Unofficial Sig Whore Group: Member Posts: 185 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,784 |
QUOTE(MasteRxKiD @ Sep 22 2004, 1:24 PM) Robot's Name: Kristin Kreuk 1st job - Be an exact duplicate of, well, Kristin Kreuk. 2nd job - Be a sex robot 3rd job - An open ATM machine, with $$ at my disposal. Haha, I kid. You idea stealer person...
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| *RiC3xBoy* |
Sep 24 2004, 04:27 PM
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Robot: robot chappelle
job 1. looks and sounds identical to dave chapelle job 2. is funnier than dave chapelle job 3. listens to my every command job 4. infinite money in its disposal |
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