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Oh sh*t..., I missed
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post Sep 22 2004, 02:08 PM
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I hope this has not been posted before. happy.gif


One day, a priest and a nun went out golfing. The priest went first, and as he swung at the ball with his club, his back gave out and he missed.
"Oh sh*t, I missed," the priest grumbled. The nun looked at him, astonished.
"Father! Watch your language!"
"Sorry."

They moved onto the next hole, and as the priest swung, his back gave out.
"Oh sh*t. I missed."
"Father!"
"Sorry."

And they preceded onto the next hole. As he swung at the ball, his back gave out. "Oh sh*t, I missed."
"Father! If you say that word again, let God strike you dead with lightening!"
"Okay, okay."

At the last hole, the priest swung at the ball- and missed. "Oh sh*t, I missed!"
And as he spoke those words, lightening struck through the air, hit the nun and she died.

The priest cowered in fear as a loud, booming voice rose from the Heavens.

"OH SH*T. I MISSED."
 
huney8o8
post Sep 22 2004, 02:18 PM
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lol!! funnie!! poor nun... sad.gif
 
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post Sep 22 2004, 02:37 PM
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LMAO! Oh shyt, thats hilarious! laugh.gif
 
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post Sep 22 2004, 02:39 PM
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oh shyt hahahah
 
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post Sep 22 2004, 08:09 PM
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Oh...
 
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post Sep 22 2004, 08:43 PM
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lol...that cracked me up.... happy.gif
 
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post Sep 22 2004, 10:51 PM
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lmao, gosh....i feel bad for the nun though laugh.gif
 
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post Sep 23 2004, 12:56 AM
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that's... sad..
 
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post Sep 23 2004, 01:05 AM
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Lol. I feel sorry for the nun. But yeah. That was good. _smile.gif
 
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post Sep 23 2004, 11:23 PM
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ahahahah that was a good one!!
 
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post Sep 25 2004, 05:33 PM
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Lol...poor little nun. laugh.gif
 
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post Sep 26 2004, 06:26 AM
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hahaha...funny
 
juliar
post Sep 26 2004, 08:56 AM
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ROFL ROFL I LOVE THAT ONE
-takes notes and scribbles-
 
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post Sep 26 2004, 05:15 PM
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LOL tsk tsk father
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post Sep 27 2004, 02:36 PM
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aww, poor nun. LMao!
 
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post Sep 27 2004, 11:02 PM
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lol aw the little nun. hehe pretty good one though. happy.gif
 
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post Sep 27 2004, 11:04 PM
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rofl rofl thats a good one
 
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post Sep 28 2004, 05:04 PM
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LOL!! haha...that was funny....
 
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Holy SH!T.. Thta was so god damm funny.. And im a catholic. Dammit.. biggrin.gif biggrin.gif biggrin.gif biggrin.gif biggrin.gif biggrin.gif biggrin.gif
 
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post Sep 28 2004, 05:33 PM
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Hahahaha...good one!
 
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post Sep 29 2004, 12:17 AM
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hahaha not that funnie but its good =)
 
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post Oct 2 2004, 02:12 AM
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bwaahahahahahahahahahahahahahha


thats sosooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo FUNNI!!!!

omg i laughed for 2 minuts straight!
 
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