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my son's more successful than yours
swtmaggie92
post Sep 21 2004, 07:53 PM
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Four men got together to play golf one sunny morning. As they
were heading out to the course, one of them was detained by a
phone call.

The other three were discussing their children while walking to
the first tee.

"My son," said one proudly, "has made quite a name for himself
in the home building industry. He began as a carpenter, but now
owns his own design and construction firm. He's so successful,
in fact in the last year he was able to give a good friend a
brand new home as a gift."

The second man, not to be outdone, boasts how his son began his
career as a car salesman, but now owns a multi-line dealership.
"He's so successful, in fact, in the last six months he gave a
friend two brand new cars as a gift."

The third man brags that his son has worked his way up through a
stock brokerage firm, and has become so successful that in the
last few weeks has given a good friend a large stock portfolio
as a gift.

As the fourth man arrives at the tee box, the three smugly tell
him that they have been discussing how successful their progeny
are, and ask what line of work his son is in.

"To tell the truth, I'm not very pleased how my son has turned
out," he replies. "For fifteen years, he's been a hairdresser,
and I've just recently discovered he's gay."

As the other three recoil in horror, he continues, "but on the
bright side, he must be good at what he does, because his last
three boyfriends have given him a brand new house, two new cars,
and a big stock portfolio."

you pplz get it??if u dont scroll down

to explain all this....ill say it in 3 words...

THEY'RE ALL GAY!!! tongue.gif
 
mzteriouzme007
post Sep 21 2004, 08:40 PM
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that's funny... hahahaha... ^_^ rofl
 
AzNPmPGMr
post Sep 21 2004, 10:02 PM
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shut up when im sleepin......
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haha.. gay jokes are the best tongue.gif
 
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post Sep 21 2004, 11:24 PM
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haha i get it very funny
 
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post Sep 25 2004, 06:07 PM
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LOL!! laugh.gif
 
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post Sep 25 2004, 06:16 PM
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haha very funny biggrin.gif
 
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post Sep 25 2004, 08:58 PM
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LOL!!!!
 
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post Sep 25 2004, 09:06 PM
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ROTFLMAO !!
 
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post Sep 26 2004, 03:01 AM
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Haha thumbsup.gif
 
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post Sep 28 2004, 12:41 AM
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Oh...okay.
 
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post Sep 28 2004, 12:53 AM
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After the second guy, I had a pretty good idea what was to come, and that the 4th guy was going to provide the punchline.
 
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post Sep 28 2004, 05:38 PM
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Hahahahaha...that was funny...I think I heard that one before...but thanks for refreshing that joke!
 
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post Oct 1 2004, 08:31 PM
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LMAO!! GAY!!! THERE ALL GAY!!!! lol thats funny =d good job
 
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post Oct 1 2004, 11:30 PM
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it wasnt that funny...
 
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post Oct 2 2004, 02:06 AM
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hahahahaha laugh.gif LOL

my god thats funni
 
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post Oct 31 2004, 05:03 AM
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thats hilarious xP
 
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post Oct 31 2004, 12:35 PM
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lmao! good one.. laugh.gif
 
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post Nov 1 2004, 04:58 PM
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HAHA..had to think it through a little bit.
 
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post Nov 1 2004, 08:16 PM
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Haha, I saw this one long time ago. Good joke of course.
 
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post Nov 3 2004, 06:22 PM
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hahaha nice one laugh.gif
 
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post Nov 4 2004, 08:11 AM
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say maydayism.
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*lol* I heard this before... and it's still funny to me
 
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post Nov 4 2004, 09:16 AM
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haha funny
 
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post Nov 5 2004, 09:39 PM
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lol never heard that one..so funny!
 
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post Nov 22 2004, 04:02 PM
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lolz
 
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post Nov 24 2004, 01:30 PM
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lol....thats funny
 
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