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Sep 21 2004, 08:15 PM
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A little boy came down for breakfast one morning and asked his
grandma, "Where's Mom and dad?" and she replied, "they're up in bed." The little boy started to giggle and ate his breakfast and went out to play. Then he came back in for lunch and asked his grandma "where's Mom and Dad?" and she replied "they're still up in bed." Again the little boy started to giggle and he ate his lunch and went out to play. Then the little boy came in for dinner and once again he asked his grandma "where's Mom and dad?" and his grandmother replied "they're still up in bed." The little boy started to laugh and his grandmother asked, "what gives? Every time I tell you they're still up in bed you start to laugh! what is going on here?" The little boy replied, "well last night daddy came into my bedroom and asked me for the Vaseline and I gave him super glue." |
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swtmaggie92 vaseline Sep 21 2004, 08:15 PM
mzteriouzme007 haha... ^_^ funny Sep 21 2004, 08:30 PM
diezelbabygrl_xoxo aahhh naughty kid!! lol poor parents Sep 22 2004, 01:52 PM
LiLEthiopian lol..thats a good one..haha Sep 22 2004, 05:56 PM
xtremeliquid Haha... Sep 22 2004, 08:08 PM
AzNPmPGMr woah.. haha
thats funny Sep 22 2004, 09:05 PM
rainnydaiis haha funny funny +P Sep 22 2004, 09:08 PM
magnificentmike haha, poor mom & dad...i would give him a good... Sep 22 2004, 10:47 PM
gothicvengeance LOL!!! I feel bad for the parents....... Sep 25 2004, 05:50 PM
1--GIRL Hahahaha Made me smile Sep 26 2004, 03:02 AM
juliar Wow..
I feel bad for them. I'm guessing that l... Sep 26 2004, 09:03 AM
pnai4eva LMAO!!! Super glue!?!? Naughty... Sep 27 2004, 02:44 PM
hcosurfkid OMG.. Thats haliarous.. i need to tell al my frien... Sep 28 2004, 05:19 PM
kaleidoscoped Wow, naughty kid. Sep 30 2004, 04:39 PM
i ami_am whats the vasiline for? i am lost??!!! Sep 30 2004, 05:02 PM
pink_tootsie LMAO!! haha thats funny Sep 30 2004, 07:08 PM
MasteRxKiD I dunno what's sadder...The parents having to ... Sep 30 2004, 09:50 PM
rhqtpie hahahaha Oct 1 2004, 07:52 PM
muffin dude 292 superglue!! Oct 1 2004, 07:59 PM
krnxvanessax3 LOL hahaha super glue xD Oct 1 2004, 08:30 PM
LittleLulu hahaha evil kid...feel sorry for the parents Oct 2 2004, 02:11 AM![]() ![]() |