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 Sep 20 2004, 07:19 PM
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The other night I was invited out for a night with "the boys". I
told my wife that I would be home by midnight ..promise! Well, the hours passed and the beer was going down way too easy. At around 2:30 a.m., drunk as a skunk, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, I realized she'd probably wake up, so I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself, having a quick-witted solution, even when smashed, to escape a possible conflict. The next morning my wife asked me what time I got in, and I told her twelve o'clock. She didn't seem disturbed at all. Whew! Got away with that one! She then told me that we needed a new cuckoo clock. When I asked her why, she said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said "oh sh*t," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then farted." |
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swtmaggie92 cukoo clock Sep 20 2004, 07:19 PM
magnificentmike lmao that so funny. pretty smooth of that man..... Sep 20 2004, 07:34 PM diezelbabygrl_xoxo LOL!! that was cute...ive never heard dat ... Sep 20 2004, 08:26 PM rainnydaiis wow some funny crap Sep 20 2004, 09:10 PM LittleLulu hahahahaha LOL ...
thats damn funni Oct 1 2004, 01:03 AM dani41790 rofl rofl thats funni Oct 1 2004, 05:03 AM xtremeliquid Haha thats funny. Oct 1 2004, 09:18 AM ohBrian haha clever Oct 1 2004, 02:21 PM
ohBrian haha clever Oct 1 2004, 02:22 PM  |
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