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 Sep 19 2004, 07:38 PM
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I found this pretty funny so I decided to post it here..
 there once was this australian guy with a REALLY thick australian accent. so one time, when he was in america, he walked into a hardware store and said, "hi, can i please have a f*ck it?" the hardware store guy said, "i`m sorry, we don`t sell f*ck its, we only sell buckets." "yeah!!! that`s what me said! a f*ck it!" so the australian guy buys his bucket and walks out of the store. he then walks into agun shop and says, "hi, can i please buy some buns?" "ummm..we don`t sell buns. we only sell guns." "yeah! thats what me said! some buns!" so he buys his guns and walks out of the store. he then enters the pet shop, where he asks, "hi, can i buy a cock and spank it?" "we don`t have cock and spank its. we only sell cockerspaniels." "yeah! thats what me said! a cock and spank it!" so he buys his cockerspaniel and leaves the store. so as hes walking down the street, his cockerspaniel runs away. the australian guy then goes up to a nearby police officer and says, "can you please hold me buns and f*ck it, while i go find my cock and spank it?" |
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Sep 19 2004, 07:40 PM
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 I Luv Yooh! Group: Member Posts: 874 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,183 |
LOL..nice joke; pretty funny.
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Sep 19 2004, 07:42 PM
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lol thats funny australian accent
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Sep 19 2004, 10:24 PM
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 shut up when im sleepin...... Group: Member Posts: 46 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,102 |
hmm.. australians have it hard
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Sep 19 2004, 11:23 PM
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 Will write poetry for sex! Group: Member Posts: 1,110 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 600 |
This is like the better version of the 'Ketchup and Rubber buns' joke.
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Sep 19 2004, 11:37 PM
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 What the fack. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,164 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,519 |
Lol. That ending fit pretty well. Good one.
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Sep 19 2004, 11:56 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,541 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 44,332 |
There goes my virginity to my eyes. Lol. That is pretty funny though!
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Sep 20 2004, 12:24 AM
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 LiLaZnGurL Group: Member Posts: 969 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,072 |
HAHAh wut da police do!! haha
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Sep 20 2004, 08:34 PM
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 Yum. =] Group: Member Posts: 888 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,139 |
lol, that was cute...funny funny..poor australian man
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Sep 20 2004, 09:05 PM
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SOS Brigade!! Group: Member Posts: 2,573 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 47,775 |
nice nice sad though
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Sep 21 2004, 04:08 AM
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 jn Group: Member Posts: 713 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 49,769 |
that's not funny. i'm australian.
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Sep 21 2004, 08:55 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 136 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 9,910 |
hahahahahROFL
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Sep 21 2004, 09:05 PM
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haha thats funny lmao
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Sep 22 2004, 02:49 AM
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yeh im aussie that they was just lame....wtf do u think our accents sound like that?!?!? prett fukt up version of an aussie accent
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Sep 25 2004, 05:56 PM
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 I'd like to have u for dinner. Group: Member Posts: 88 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 23,224 |
aw...come on that wasn't nice...australians don't sound like that.
 Oher than the australian thing it was pretty funny.
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Sep 26 2004, 06:24 AM
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hahah...pretty funny
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