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 Sep 15 2004, 11:44 PM
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 What the fack.  Group: Official Member Posts: 6,164 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,519  |
Hm, I wasn't sure if this should be either here or in "Pictures", but I decided to put it here. 'Cause I found it funny.
 Lol, enjoy. Sadaam: I'm bored...  Sadaam: I've got an idea! Let's play a game of rock paper scissors!  Some random guy: Can I play too?  Sadaam: No, you shut up!  Sadaam: We can each pick either rock....  Sadaam: ...paper....  Sadaam: ...or scissors.  Sadaam: ARE YOU REAADY TO RUMBBLEE?  Some other Iraq guy: Dude, say it, don't spray it.  Sadaam: Whatever, let's play.  Sadaam: Rock! Judge: Two papers!  Sadaam: WTF is two papers?  Judge: Two papers are better than one. I got your rock covered TWICE. It ain't going nowhere.  Sadaam: I got your two papers RIGHT HERE you faggot. Now play for real this time.  Judge: Paper! Sadaam: Tiger claw! Judge: What the hell is tiger claw? You just made that crap up now.  Sadaam: No, it's real! You're just too stupid to know! Ask him, he knows!  Some other guy: It's true. Tiger claw does beat paper.  Sadaam: See? I was right. You're stupid. And ugly.  Judge: Okay fine, tiger claw beats paper. Whatever. I don't care.  Sadaam: Hey, don't start crying just because you lost! It's not my fault you're too dumb to know what tiger claw is.  Judge: Well, you should have picked more fairly. Nobody knows what tiger claw is.  Sadaam: No, you're just an idiot. I bet you don't even know what the pen missle is.  Judge: Missle? What missle?  Sadaam: Whoooooosh! PEN MISSLE!!  Judge: Okay this has gone far enough. There's no TIGER CLAW and there's no PEN MISSLE in rock, paper, scissors. You're just making crap up.  Sadaam: Am not!  Judge: Are too!  Sadaam: That's it, you're going on my list. |
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tainted_angel Rock, Paper, Scissors. Sep 15 2004, 11:44 PM
jnukes I LOVE THIS THING I SAW THIS A LIKE LAST WEEK... Sep 15 2004, 11:46 PM wind&fire BAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!! Sep 15 2004, 11:59 PM glow ROFL! Sep 16 2004, 12:02 AM WhiteLotus* OMG! I've never seen that before!... Sep 16 2004, 12:03 AM o0_BLuez_0o lmao thats hilarious Sep 16 2004, 01:16 AM o0_BLuez_0o lmao thats hilarious im gonna do tiger claw now lo... Sep 16 2004, 01:17 AM Streetbawler91 lol Sep 16 2004, 09:42 AM rainnydaiis Dang that crap is TOOO funny!!! Sep 16 2004, 02:35 PM x emo screamo x ROFL! OMG hahahaha. I almost fell out of my ef... Sep 16 2004, 03:31 PM inlonelinessidie I saw this like a couple months ago. Still funny, ... Sep 16 2004, 03:33 PM i ami_am yeah i saw this aw hile ago two!!! its... Sep 16 2004, 04:32 PM MasteRxKiD Just when I thought the joke was dying, The 'P... Sep 16 2004, 04:50 PM t1MM1k hahahaha woah... that was funny Sep 16 2004, 06:06 PM acidbreeze Funny, I've seen it before, but it's still... Sep 16 2004, 06:18 PM TrannieL LMAO this is hilirious!!!!! I... Sep 16 2004, 07:12 PM corizzle20 roflmao. this is so funny! Sep 16 2004, 08:04 PM diezelbabygrl_xoxo OMG!!!!!!! lol dat was... Sep 16 2004, 09:13 PM xtremeliquid Haha. Sep 17 2004, 12:07 AM eli5e hahhahaha Sep 17 2004, 08:37 AM sweetdreamsx3 Lmao, still funny. :P
I burst out laughing at that... Sep 17 2004, 04:41 PM jooleeah lol that's funny :D i love the tiger claw. Sep 17 2004, 04:58 PM aznguy711 LMAO haha saddam is so sad Sep 17 2004, 05:48 PM niez_cho wow are those pics real?
they're really funny.... Sep 18 2004, 07:05 AM weirdness QUOTE(MasteRxKiD @ Sep 16 2004, 4:50 PM)Just ... Sep 18 2004, 01:00 PM xquisite87 LMFAO omg that was soooo hilarious!!!... Sep 18 2004, 01:23 PM AznKutie LOLOLOL!!!
LUVIN IT! Sep 18 2004, 01:26 PM jennifish LMAO!!!!!!! so funnyy... Sep 18 2004, 10:50 PM dani41790 lmao i saw this b4 Sep 19 2004, 06:11 PM LiLaZnGirL122 LOL wherE U GET DA PICS? HAHAHA so funNIe Sep 20 2004, 12:53 AM gothicvengeance OMG LOLOL ROFL ROFL LOOOOLLL
That's so funny ... Sep 25 2004, 07:36 PM [x] L.U.C.Y [x] LMFAO Oct 5 2004, 09:33 AM ohBrian ive seen this on someones xanga haha very funny Oct 5 2004, 02:19 PM Edele Wooow...lmao. Oct 5 2004, 02:31 PM swtmaggie92 that is hilarious!! never heard of it.... Oct 5 2004, 04:45 PM xXxSorcyYuniexXx Roflmao That Is So Funnie! Glad You Post That ... Oct 5 2004, 08:42 PM Auktane first time seeing this..thats some shit.. Oct 8 2004, 01:59 PM
JasonAkAWolf lmao nice nice. Oct 8 2004, 04:06 PM  |
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