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Sep 11 2004, 12:05 AM
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On the last day he has to pay child support Charlie is happier than can be. He gets so excited that he writes the check and calls his daughter in to get it. He gives the check to his daughter and says,"This is the last check I will ever have to pay to that blood sucking woman... go take this check to your mom and tell me what the look on her face is like." So the girl goes and does that and when she comes back her dad asks her, "So what happened?" His daughter looks at him and says,"She told me to let you know that You're not my Daddy and for me to tell her what your face looks like."
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KaRaoKe_sLut The last Check Sep 11 2004, 12:05 AM
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Yemmerz That was a good one. Sep 11 2004, 12:45 PM
rhqtpie hahaha nice Sep 15 2004, 09:42 PM
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