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 Sep 14 2004, 09:46 PM
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 push the botton... VROOOOM  Group: Member Posts: 427 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,166  |
A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed.
It could not only dispense drinks flawlessly, but also -- like any good bartender -- engage in appropriate conversation. So a man enters the bar, orders a drink, the robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, then asks him, "What's your IQ?" The man replies, "150." And the robot proceeds to make conversation about Quantum physics, string theory, atomic chemistry, and so on. The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool." But he decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?" The man responds, "100." And immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, baseball, cheerleaders, and so on. Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test. He goes back in, the robot serves him and asks, "What's your IQ?" The man replies, "50." And the robot says, "So, you gonna vote for Bush again?" hahah this is the first time im posting in humor^^ |
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Sep 15 2004, 02:05 AM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
lmao thats funni.
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Sep 16 2004, 11:57 AM
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 .::sweet on you::. Group: Member Posts: 509 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 34,753 |
yeah......GOOOOO KERRY '04
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Sep 16 2004, 03:33 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 937 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 39,476 |
haha.
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Sep 16 2004, 04:33 PM
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 RRRRRr (I) AAAAAA NNNNN Group: Member Posts: 469 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,214 |
HAHAHAH this hilarious!! bush is a dumb!!! he sent my cuzin to iraq
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Sep 16 2004, 04:43 PM
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 Will write poetry for sex! Group: Member Posts: 1,110 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 600 |
Nice one...I've gotten tired of political jokes, But this one made me laugh pretty well.
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Sep 16 2004, 06:18 PM
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 chri$ Group: Member Posts: 1,014 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,284 |
hahaha!
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Sep 16 2004, 08:01 PM
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 I will spin you to sugar. Group: Member Posts: 416 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,843 |
QUOTE(i ami_am @ Sep 16 2004, 4:33 PM) HAHAHAH this hilarious!! bush is a dumb!!! he sent my cuzin to iraq Aww  I hope your cousin is safe and comes back home soon.And it is a funny joke as well 
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Sep 16 2004, 08:02 PM
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haha. that's a good joke.
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Sep 16 2004, 09:01 PM
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 Yum. =] Group: Member Posts: 888 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,139 |
QUOTE(i ami_am @ Sep 16 2004, 4:33 PM) HAHAHAH this hilarious!! bush is a dumb!!! he sent my cuzin to iraq he couldn't have sent yur cousin 2 iraq...no 1 was drafted, so yur cousin went by choice. anywho...i like bush (yes i do and i dont give a whatsit if u care or not) but this joke is cute
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Sep 16 2004, 11:32 PM
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 i've never wanted anything rationale. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 8,449 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 19,045 |
haha yay! i like this joke! also diezel-people who signed up for the army before the war started for like college scholarships or whatever had to go to war. maybe thats what happened to her cousin therefore it wasnt "by choice"
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Sep 17 2004, 12:05 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,989 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,691 |
Uhm...okay.
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Sep 17 2004, 10:22 PM
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Yum. =] Group: Member Posts: 888 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,139 |
QUOTE(xxcrazyjewxx @ Sep 16 2004, 11:32 PM) haha yay! i like this joke! also diezel-people who signed up for the army before the war started for like college scholarships or whatever had to go to war. maybe thats what happened to her cousin therefore it wasnt "by choice" diezel-people? ...umm ok smart one... anyway, the point that i was trying to make is that you shouldnt be angry that President Bush sent your cousin to Iraq. he fought for his country and should be damn proud. |
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