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 Aug 31 2004, 12:45 AM
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 Yum. =]  Group: Member Posts: 888 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,139  |
Annoy dentists
When the dentist asks you to sit in the chair, refuse and insist you stand. Throw a fit if you have to. While he is working on your mouth (i.e. doing a filling, cleaning it out), waggle your tounge, or push the drill (or other tool) away with it. Or try to speak to him, ask him about his day, what his favorite color is, etc. Eat an entire bag of oreo cookies before seeing him. Or garlic.  When he asks you what flavor of toothpaste you would like, ask for plum. Or celery. Refuse and throw a fit when he suggests another flavor. Bite his finger every time he tries to examine your mouth. When you're lying on the chair and he's working on your mouth, make sure he is looking you in the eye. And then glare at him. Annoy policemen Say out loud when he/she approaches you "You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?" Ask to see his gun. When he's telling you what you did wrong, start repeating him, quietly. Say out loud "Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me! Good job!" Slap his hand and say "Bad cop! No donut!" When he frisks you, say "You missed a spot", and grin. After every other sentence oink like a pig quietly to yourself but loud enough for him to hear you. Refer to him by his first name. When he comes up to the car, say "License and registration, please" right when he says it. |
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| *AngelicEyz00* |
Aug 31 2004, 01:06 AM
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haha, this was forwarded to me in an email one time.... funny stuff
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Aug 31 2004, 01:09 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,384 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,337 |
lmfao i shud do that crap to the dentist
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Aug 31 2004, 10:32 AM
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 CAN I BE A MONGOOSE DOG? Group: Member Posts: 60 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,788 |
lol
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Aug 31 2004, 03:34 PM
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thats so funny i wanna try that
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Aug 31 2004, 08:05 PM
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 smiling hurts Group: Member Posts: 480 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,630 |
rofl, i dont want to get shot
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Aug 31 2004, 08:07 PM
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 Day's Nearly Over Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,553 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 45,183 |
My dentist would hate me.
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Sep 1 2004, 12:17 AM
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 I Luv Yooh! Group: Member Posts: 874 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,183 |
ahahhahaa!!! i luv the dentist ones...FUNNY!!!!
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Sep 1 2004, 06:53 PM
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to hell with you Group: Member Posts: 2,547 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,506 |
QUOTE(diezelbabygrl_xoxo @ Aug 31 2004, 12:45 AM) Bite his finger every time he tries to examine your mouth. then say "im a piranah!" lol, yeah its from finding nemo. i love that movie. |
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Sep 12 2004, 01:02 AM
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 ...jUs CaLL mE tEe... Group: Member Posts: 62 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 41,234 |
LOL!!! thatz hilarious!
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| *wind&fire* |
Sep 12 2004, 01:13 AM
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ahahahha! funny!
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Sep 13 2004, 02:26 AM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
lmao thats funni
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| *corizzle20* |
Sep 14 2004, 07:03 PM
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funny. i want to try all that sh*t
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Sep 14 2004, 09:06 PM
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QUOTE(aznxdreamer @ Sep 1 2004, 6:53 PM) then say "im a piranah!" lol, yeah its from finding nemo. i love that movie. yea yea omgosh imma try that =] |
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Sep 15 2004, 12:07 AM
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 N.CARTER Group: Member Posts: 1,709 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,742 |
LOL. I soo wanna say those.
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Sep 15 2004, 06:34 PM
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 Alisha Group: Member Posts: 2,341 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 9,880 |
QUOTE While he is working on your mouth (i.e. doing a filling, cleaning it out), waggle your tounge, or push the drill (or other tool) away with it. what if u try to move it and ur tongue gets caught in the tool 
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Sep 15 2004, 08:46 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,191 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 23,660 |
lmao that made me crack up so hard, i dont know why, but they're so funny
QUOTE Eat an entire bag of oreo cookies before seeing him. Or garlic especially that one hahaha |
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Sep 15 2004, 11:46 PM
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 What the fack. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,164 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,519 |
QUOTE Say out loud "Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me! Good job!" Slap his hand and say "Bad cop! No donut!" When he frisks you, say "You missed a spot", and grin Lol, I thought those were the funniest. Nice one. 
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