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 Aug 31 2004, 11:53 AM
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yo mamma is so ugly when she was born the doctor slapped her momma
yo mamma so fat that when she moons people they turn into werewolves haha my faves 
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Aug 31 2004, 09:23 PM
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yo mamas so dumb that she doesnt know what it means
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Sep 1 2004, 12:37 AM
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 LiLaZnGurL Group: Member Posts: 969 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,072 |
Yo mama's so ugly, she has to trick or treat over the phone.
Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on my cat's tail, now I call him"Beaver". |
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Sep 1 2004, 12:53 PM
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 createblog.com n00bie Group: Member Posts: 620 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,321 |
Yo mama so stupid, she got stabbed in a shootout.
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Sep 1 2004, 06:10 PM
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My favorites:
YO MAMA SO STUPID IT TOOK HER TWO HOURS TO WATCH 60 MINUTES. YO MAMA SO FAT SHE JUMPED UP AND GOT STUCK. |
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Sep 10 2004, 10:24 PM
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 ...jUs CaLL mE tEe... Group: Member Posts: 62 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 41,234 |
yo mamas so stupid, her boobs are square cuz she 4got to take the kleenex out of the box! LOL!!
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Sep 10 2004, 10:34 PM
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 潮州人 forever =) Group: Member Posts: 668 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,877 |
i love my mommy so EFF YOU! bwahahahaha
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Sep 11 2004, 04:15 PM
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hah i have sum
yo mama so fat when she sits on the rainbow all the skittles pop out yo mama so stupid she put a quarter in the perking meter and sed "wheres the gumball?" edit:// 500TH POST!! WO0T WO0T!! YAY UHH!! |
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Sep 11 2004, 04:26 PM
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 eeny meeny miny mo Group: Member Posts: 60 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 42,008 |
"Yo momma's so ugly, if ugliness was an album yo momma would go platinum"
"Yo momma's so loose she sat on a stool and fell to the floor" Here's a stupid one, but it cracks me up "Yo momma's so old she took her driver's test on a dinosaur" Damn I remember back in the day we used to always play Snaps... 
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Sep 12 2004, 12:40 AM
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"yo momma is so old she breast feeds powder"
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Sep 12 2004, 10:17 PM
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your mama's so big, she has to use your VCR as a pager.
your mama's so big, her belt wraps around the Earth three times. your mama's so stupid, she thought turtles were candy. |
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Sep 14 2004, 07:56 PM
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your mama's teeth are so yellow that when she was born, god said "let there be light!"
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Sep 24 2004, 02:17 AM
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 when mary jane isn't around. Group: Member Posts: 435 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 12,525 |
this is kind of weird:
yo momma's a$s so fat, it looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud  
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Sep 24 2004, 08:23 AM
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 I can't believe its not "Ryan" Group: Member Posts: 1,981 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,368 |
GOSH IM Cracking up! haha!!
Yo momma so fat when she was done having sex, the guy rolled over twice and he was still on the B!tch. Yo momma so fat, when she put a red shirt on all the kids said "HEY KOOL AID" You momma so fat her diet is SLIMSLOW Yo momma so fat, when she goes to the buffet she sits on the buffet line Yo momma teeth are so yellow, when people see them they say "I CANT BELIEVE ITS NOT BUTTER" Yo momma so stupid when people told her it was chilli outside she brought out a bowl Yo momma so ugly kids go as her for halloween yo momma so ugly she turned medussa into stone yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry yo momma so ugly she tried to take a bath and the water jumped out okay thats all i have |
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Sep 24 2004, 06:56 PM
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ehh im not good at these jokes but it was funny reading ur guy's jokes =]
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Sep 24 2004, 08:10 PM
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QUOTE(Zatsuyou @ Jun 6 2004, 6:07 PM) ur momma's so fat she fell off walmart and landed on target... Yo momma is so ghetto...she put a rubberband around her neck and yelled out, "Bling-Bling!" man those were the funniest ones to me yo mama so fat, when God said "let there be light" he told her to move her fat @$$ yo mama so poor, that her tites are real |
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