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 Sep 9 2004, 04:22 PM
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 Yum. =]  Group: Member Posts: 888 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,139  |
This is just too funny not to share. Excerpted from an article which appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2, 1999.
Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the internal security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash and valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes scattered throughout the bank. The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found only a bowl of vanilla pudding. As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, "At least we'll have a bit to eat." The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all the safes were opened. They found not one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding. Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach. The newspaper headline read: IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING.  gross! lol...but i thot that u guys would like dis...
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Sep 9 2004, 04:30 PM
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Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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Sep 9 2004, 04:44 PM
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ROFL! this is true!?! Thats hilarious
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Sep 9 2004, 05:56 PM
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LMAO, pudding, lol. What a bunch of idiots.
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Sep 9 2004, 07:14 PM
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and you said this is a true story? those glockheads.
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Sep 9 2004, 07:16 PM
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ewww oh my god are you serious!? sorry but that is just nasty...can't they tell by the taste its not vanilla!? oh man...gross.
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Sep 9 2004, 08:04 PM
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ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww grossness!!!
but still funny 
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| *corizzle20* |
Sep 9 2004, 09:08 PM
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ewwwwwwwww thats just not right
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Sep 9 2004, 10:45 PM
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ohmygawd. HAHAHAHAAHAH!!!
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Sep 10 2004, 12:07 AM
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omfg ewwwl roflfmao. god thats nasty
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Sep 10 2004, 12:39 AM
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ROFL.... DUDE THAT SUX... I bet that the prison they are going to goto would have a party... After all they would be the the new favorites amoung the prisoners
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Sep 10 2004, 03:51 PM
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GAWD that's nasty! Can't believe this is true!!! ugh...
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Sep 14 2004, 07:35 PM
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oh. my.
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Sep 16 2004, 09:54 AM
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OH GOD man talk about a stomach ache
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Sep 16 2004, 08:43 PM
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lmao dang.. lol... what dum dum heads!
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Sep 18 2004, 07:12 AM
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ewww.... vanilla pudding...
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Sep 18 2004, 07:32 AM
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YUMMMY
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Sep 18 2004, 01:12 PM
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oh holy poop!!!
 i feel like throwing up now . my gawd, thats wrong..how stupid of those robbers..
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Sep 18 2004, 01:28 PM
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OH goshy goshy...
how SICK
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Sep 18 2004, 01:51 PM
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oh god.... lolz theres such thing as a sperm bank o__O
retarded robbers lolz |
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Sep 18 2004, 08:27 PM
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hahahahaha thats sad
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Sep 18 2004, 08:41 PM
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ewwwwwwwwwww
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Sep 18 2004, 08:49 PM
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 What the fack. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,164 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,519 |
Oooooooh!!
That's disturbing. But a great laugh. Rofl. 
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Sep 18 2004, 08:53 PM
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Lol... haha ewwwwwwwwwwwwww
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Sep 18 2004, 10:37 PM
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that was gross. sICK!!!!
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