The young actor, ... |
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 Sep 9 2004, 04:16 PM
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 Yum. =]  Group: Member Posts: 888 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,139  |
A strikingly handsome young man walked into the office of a Hollywood agent with his resume and portfolio in hand. The agent reviewed the young man's slim resume and small portfolio with the care that was deserving of his fine young specimen.
"You have the very obvious good looks and excellent demeanor of an actor. Tell me, have you had any roles that I might be aware of." "Other than the requisite high school and college plays, no sir," said the handsome young man. "I dare say I know the reason why, with a name like yours," said the agent. "Sir?" "Your name. Penis Van Lesbian. That's not a name that will go far in Hollywood. I'd love to represent you, but you'll have to change your name." "Sir," the handsome young man protested. "The Van Lesbian name was my father's, my grandfather's and his father's name. We have carried this name for generations and I will not change it for Hollywood or any other reason." "If you won't change your name, I cannot represent you young man." "Then I bid you farewell -- my name will not change." With that, Penis Van Lesbian left the agents office never to return. Five Years Later: The Hollywood agent returned to his office after lunch with some producers and shuffled through his mail. Mostly junk mail, trade journals and the like. There was one letter. He opened the envelope and removed the letter. As he unfolded the fine linen paper, a check dropped from the folds and onto his desk. He looked at the check. It was for 50,000 dollars! He read the letter: Dear Sir: Several years ago, I entered your office determined to become an actor. You refused to represent me unless I changed my name. I objected, saying the Penis Van Lesbian name had been carried for generations and left your office. However, upon leaving, I chanced to reconsider my hastiness and after considerable reflection, I decided to heed your advice and endeavored to change my name. Now I am a famous actor with many roles and known to millions worldwide. Having achieved this fame and fortune, it is often that I think back to my meeting with you and your insistence that I change my name. I owe you a debt of gratitude, so please accept this check with my humble thanks, for it was your idea which has brought me to such wealth and fame. Very Sincerely Yours, D!ck Van Dyke |
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Sep 9 2004, 06:00 PM
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 BANNED Group: Member Posts: 2,419 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,387 |
LOL. I've never heard that one before.
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Sep 9 2004, 06:59 PM
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 Day's Nearly Over Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,553 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 45,183 |
Nice. Ha.
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Sep 9 2004, 07:12 PM
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 Ah, mon Dieu ! Group: Member Posts: 2,274 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,587 |
LMFAO
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Sep 9 2004, 07:18 PM
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lol! i like it.
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Sep 9 2004, 08:02 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 150 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 32,841 |
haha nice
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Sep 9 2004, 09:29 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 88 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 5,472 |
lol thats funny and thats an actual actors name lol
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Sep 10 2004, 03:55 PM
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 ranDUMB Group: Member Posts: 757 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,833 |
wow, that's actualy funny!
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Sep 10 2004, 09:10 PM
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 Losers rule =D Group: Member Posts: 407 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,592 |
lmfao!!!!
never heard that one before..lmao thats great
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Sep 10 2004, 10:16 PM
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 I Luv Yooh! Group: Member Posts: 874 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,183 |
LMAO!!! its great...luv it!
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Sep 11 2004, 04:10 AM
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 Will write poetry for sex! Group: Member Posts: 1,110 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 600 |
Awesome...Well done joke.
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Sep 19 2004, 12:46 AM
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haah. thats funny
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