Disgusting dead babyjokes (means exactly what it, says) must have a sick sense of humor |
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 Sep 8 2004, 01:44 AM
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 GREEENROCKS  Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624  |
uh...that scared me..
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Sep 8 2004, 02:38 AM
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And those are funny how?
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Sep 8 2004, 05:25 PM
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i dont get the baby and the salt one...
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Sep 8 2004, 06:38 PM
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 LunchboxXx Group: Member Posts: 1,789 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,810 |
what's worse than finding a dead baby in a garbage can?
a dad baby in 12 garbage cans what's the difference between a cadalac and a pile of dead babies? i don't have a cadalac in my garage why did the baby scream when you put it in the blender? you forgot to put it in head first and i'll PM a good one to whoever posted some. |
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Sep 8 2004, 07:10 PM
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 Assistant Manager of Personal Group: Member Posts: 1,101 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 26,922 |
geez man; whoever thought of that has a pretty warped mind or one that reads lots of stories.
-.- it's not funny just gross -.- how the fuk is a baby that is skinned in a bag of salt, funny? |
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Sep 8 2004, 07:22 PM
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 creepy heather Group: Official Member Posts: 4,208 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 41,580 |
QUOTE(corizzle20 @ Sep 8 2004, 5:25 PM) i dont get the baby and the salt one... a skinned baby in a bag of salt if you want to figure this out 1.create an open wound 2.immediately after get some salt 3.pour the salt on open wound and then you'll get it fo' sure! |
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Sep 8 2004, 07:24 PM
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creepy heather Group: Official Member Posts: 4,208 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 41,580 |
QUOTE(ikayto @ Sep 8 2004, 7:10 PM) Q:how the fuk is a baby that is skinned in a bag of salt, funny? A:Because of the fact that it's still alive |
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Sep 9 2004, 04:02 AM
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Member Group: Member Posts: 12 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 47,286 |
Not funny just sick
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Sep 9 2004, 04:17 AM
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*hides*
ugh...ewww...gross... 
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Sep 11 2004, 11:45 PM
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A B C Decapatation of my soul
dead babies in ur anal hole dead babies in the microwave im gonna make a dead babie my slave im gonna make it do the dishes and only feed it sweedish fish (chorus) eat the babies eat the babies ya ya ya ya eat the babies eat the babies ya ya ya ya |
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Sep 13 2004, 06:35 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 3,102 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,162 |
Yuck.
I can't believe what I just read. |
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Sep 14 2004, 08:17 PM
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wow yall some twisted ppl..the jokes arent even funni..now if it was funni then thats a different story but theyre not...*shakes head* sick ppl u r...very sik
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Sep 19 2004, 12:29 AM
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 jn Group: Member Posts: 713 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 49,769 |
thats gross.
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Sep 24 2004, 02:52 AM
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creepy heather Group: Official Member Posts: 4,208 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 41,580 |
QUOTE(kandi-chan @ Sep 14 2004, 8:17 PM) wow yall some twisted ppl..the jokes arent even funni..now if it was funni then thats a different story but theyre not...*shakes head* sick ppl u r...very sik yo mama likes dead baby jokes |
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Sep 24 2004, 07:38 AM
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 I can't believe its not "Ryan" Group: Member Posts: 1,981 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,368 |
I cant really find any humor in dead babies! Its just really weird how people find that shizzz funny! I guess whatever floats your boat!
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Sep 24 2004, 12:13 PM
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umm....okay..that's nasty
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Sep 24 2004, 03:06 PM
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QUOTE(krnxswat @ Sep 2 2004, 10:35 PM) Didn't find one bit of humor in any of those jokes.    agreed.. not very funny, it`s so twisted.. |
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Sep 25 2004, 05:29 PM
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 I'd like to have u for dinner. Group: Member Posts: 88 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 23,224 |
I don't find those jokes funny, but I guess people have different senses of humor. They're okay with me, just not the most hilarious things on the planet.
QUOTE A B C Decapatation of my soul dead babies in ur anal hole dead babies in the microwave im gonna make a dead babie my slave im gonna make it do the dishes and only feed it sweedish fish (chorus) eat the babies eat the babies ya ya ya ya eat the babies eat the babies ya ya ya ya Okay, that's just really stupidly inhumane. This is different from the jokes. This is just retarded...  I mean "eat the babies"? "im gonna make a dead babie my slave"? Oooookay... 
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Sep 25 2004, 05:35 PM
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 to be loved by someone you love is.. everything Group: Member Posts: 1,207 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 51,205 |
omfg?...no humor in this AT ALL...
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Sep 25 2004, 05:41 PM
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some of those were kinda funny
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Apr 11 2006, 08:43 PM
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just gross and wrong
 
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Apr 12 2006, 08:51 PM
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 A laugh spreads, so do some spreading! Group: Member Posts: 529 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,319 |
I've lost my appetite. That's wasn't even funny! Utterly disgusting.
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Apr 13 2006, 11:40 AM
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 Loser Group: Member Posts: 1,101 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 67,558 |
QUOTE(blinkxbunny @ Sep 12 2004, 12:45 AM)  A B C Decapatation of my soul dead babies in ur anal hole dead babies in the microwave im gonna make a dead babie my slave im gonna make it do the dishes and only feed it sweedish fish (chorus) eat the babies eat the babies ya ya ya ya eat the babies eat the babies ya ya ya ya Now that was just plain idiotic  But other than that, I enjoy dead baby jokes  *is going to hell*
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Apr 13 2006, 07:35 PM
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 They call me... St.Jimmy Group: Member Posts: 184 Joined: Apr 2006 Member No: 393,546 |
u missed one
it goes whats the diff between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies i dont have a ferrari in my garage lol i noe its really bad and disgusting but i heard that at schoo |
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Apr 13 2006, 07:43 PM
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 My name's Katt. Nice to meet you! Group: Member Posts: 3,826 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 93,674 |
^ AHAHAHA. That's hilarious!!!!
QUOTE Q: What's purple, covered in pus and squeals? A: A peeled baby in a bag of salt. That one wasn't funny, just extremely disgusting and graphic. I'd like to use that one to scare my friends though. 
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