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MeanBastard
post Aug 29 2004, 08:52 PM
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1) How do I get into a relationship?
Find someone you like and ask them out. If they say no, then too bad. If they say yes, hopefully it will continue into one.

2) I like someone, what should I do?
Two choices, first choice is to throw a hissy fit in your room everyday for being a moron. Second choice is to ask them out.

3) How do I reject someone?
Say no. Like how you say no to drugs. I can't believe I even made this a question.

4) How do I breakup with someone?
Tell them you don't feel that way about them anymore. No, there is no other way. No, nothing else will work. Yes, tell them as soon as possible.

5) Should I give them something for their birthday/christmas/anniversary/valentines? What?
Whatever you want. Its the thought that counts, usually.

6) Help! I like this one guy/girl but my best friend likes him/her too! What should I do?
Make a competition with your best friend to score first. Trust me, it will work. If he/she says no, then find someone else to like.

[7) Help! I like my best friend's boyfriend/girlfriend!
You make me sick. Don't tell your friend. Or you can, and ruin everything. And dont act upon your feelings. Sicko.

8) I like these two guys and they like me back too, who do I choose?
You make me sick whore. Don't go out with any of them because you obviously don't like either of them.

[9) My parents wont let me date! Oh noes!
What they don't know cant hurt them in this case.

10) I'm homosexual but others dont know and I like my best friend!
Want to make things awkward? Heres your chance to do so. So tell them if you do! If not, then don't say anything unless they understand. When I say understand, I mean they are not stupid fcuktards that use gay to describe everything.

11) Do long distance relationships work?
Sometimes, if you've got patience to wait.

12) Do internet relationships work?
Yes, now go to your 80 year old boyfriend/girlfriend. 99% percent of the time.

13) My boyfriend/girlfriend is cheating on me! What do I do?
If you want, continue going out. The obvious thing is to break up.

14) Should I have sex?
Yes, use protection.

15) My ex is bullying my crushes and harrassing them, what do I do?
Depends how old you are. If you are mature enough, sue their ass for emotional damage and battery. The other choice is to tell some administration. But you can always have your current buddy be beat the **** out of.

This is brought to you by me. Yes I was bored. Bored as fcuk. If you have any more quesitons post them and I will update.

First Dates
[1) Where should I go on my first date?
Wherever you want. In fact, maybe hell would be a good choice if you want nudity. After all, hell is pretty hot that the girl might start stripping.

2) Should I be asking her/him personal questions?
Yes, in fact ask her if she has a vibrator. Or ask him if he masturbates. Smooth moves.
"Do you have a vibrator?"
"Yeah, I plan to shove it up your arsehole, jerk."

3) My date is going to be on Blind Date or The Third Wheel. (stupid dating shows) Should I make a grand entrance?
Yeah, make the WHOLE world hate you. Its a good idea.

4) I want to have sex on the first date, what should I do?
Well, just keep making sexual suggestions. If you guys have sex, goodie for you. Guess it will keep going. If not, well there won't be a second date so you wouldn't have to be reminded of the horror. Pervert.

5) I want to make a move, but I'm too shy. What should I do?
Get ready for a romantic moment. Beats me, I'm too tired for this crap.
 
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Angelos
post Sep 7 2004, 06:25 PM
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QUOTE(lurideyes @ Aug 29 2004, 9:03 PM)
Your wit and humor combined make this forum a better place. A much angrier, but yes, better, place.

lol i agree with that
 
Rachel
post Sep 7 2004, 10:28 PM
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i've never wanted anything rationale.
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PINNED AGAIN!!!

congrats what is that like 3 or 4 times of it being pinned then unpinned?
 
*wind&fire*
post Sep 8 2004, 02:46 AM
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yeh who keeps on doing it?????? pft make rules up about first date!
 
MeanBastard
post Sep 8 2004, 09:18 AM
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OOoh first date. Sounds good. I'll get to work on it when I get home. While I'm at it I'll also cover sex or something.
 
islandkiss
post Sep 8 2004, 11:42 AM
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that's hilarious but it's o, so true.
 
sxygrl4u159
post Sep 8 2004, 01:31 PM
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you need a fcuking life th5418
 
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post Sep 8 2004, 02:17 PM
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QUOTE(sxygrl4u159 @ Sep 8 2004, 11:31 AM)
you need a fcuking life th5418

Maybe you need a life rolleyes.gif
 
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post Sep 8 2004, 02:20 PM
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QUOTE(xxcrazyjewxx @ Sep 7 2004, 11:28 PM)
PINNED AGAIN!!!

congrats what is that like 3 or 4 times of it being pinned then unpinned?

No, just twice.
 
MeanBastard
post Sep 8 2004, 07:37 PM
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Forget what I said. I fell asleep in the car in 98 degree weather with the windows closed for about 10 mins. I'm going to puke now.
 
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post Sep 8 2004, 09:55 PM
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huh what you said bout making more rules???....awwww come on u kno u want to .....what 90 degrees fahrenheit in dgrees celcius??....mneh i hope u feel better
 
angel-roh
post Sep 9 2004, 01:58 PM
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rofl kinda hilarious but i dont reallie say it like this at least i give them the advice even tho it's the same question over and over...

how do i know if he likes me? heehee
 
xIxLovexRamix
post Sep 12 2004, 09:45 AM
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good to know...
 
ladyxdiscord
post Sep 12 2004, 06:03 PM
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uhhhh
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lmao...keep it up happy.gif
 
faithin_felix
post Sep 13 2004, 06:42 PM
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why would you back up on number 6? FIGHT WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND!
 
LittleLulu
post Sep 13 2004, 08:33 PM
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LOL hahahaha....funni guy....
u ARE a guy right?? blink.gif
 
The Local Idiot
post Sep 17 2004, 06:38 PM
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He'll never know... =/
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Dude, this is GOLDEN!!! I'm putting this in my AIM profile! =D

You should write a book or something. Hahaha....
 
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post Sep 18 2004, 10:35 AM
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QUOTE(LittleLulu @ Sep 13 2004, 8:33 PM)
LOL hahahaha....funni guy....
u ARE a guy right?? blink.gif

Yeah, he should be a guy. The girls aren't THAT blunt.
 
whywasisostupid
post Sep 18 2004, 12:10 PM
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i need an sn change.
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wow beautiful. i like it
 
SeoulJah4God
post Sep 20 2004, 10:57 PM
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AMEN AMEN. THAT IS WAT IVE BEEN TRYING TO SAY MY WHOLE LIFE cool.gif
 
literemix24
post Sep 22 2004, 08:29 PM
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ROFLMAO! hahas tha made me laff like =]
 
177emories
post Sep 22 2004, 09:57 PM
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good job. but i think "meeting" someone form the net and then starting a relationship form that is a good idea...
 
sporadic
post Sep 24 2004, 11:39 AM
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and they say imitation is flattering
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QUOTE(penguin @ Sep 18 2004, 10:35 AM)
Yeah, he should be a guy. The girls aren't THAT blunt.

you suck and your mother reeks of deer manure

*is being blunt*

=P
 
Too Asian To DIE
post Sep 24 2004, 03:48 PM
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QUOTE
QUOTE (LittleLulu @ Sep 13 2004, 8:33 PM)
LOL hahahaha....funni guy....
u ARE a guy right?? 


Yeah, he should be a guy. The girls aren't THAT blunt.


well sum girls r that blunt... u neva kno
 
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post Sep 25 2004, 04:03 PM
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wow, this is awesome flowers.gif
 
frzn-lilyv
post Sep 25 2004, 10:58 PM
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LMAO wow. very straight forward, its awesome! :D
 
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