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post Sep 2 2004, 08:29 PM
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These are a couple of really gross jokes I didn't make them up I just wanted to post them up cus there funny in a very disturbing now so if ur grossed out easily i suggest u turn back now...ok here we go

A little boy comes up to his dad and askes "Dad today at school all the kids were talking about vagainas what does a vagina look like?" "Well son before sex a vagina looks like a beautiful rose bud and after....well have u ever saw a bull dog that ate mayonaise"

next joke (gross of all)

A girl was asked out by the hottest guy in her school. So to impress him she wanted to borrow her dads red corvette to take to the date. When she asked him he said "ok but only if u give me a bj." The daughter didn't know she thought about it and she really wanted to impress her date..so finally she went to her dad and said "ok dad ill give u a bj." When he pulled down his pants the daughter said "dad theres crap all over ur d!ck...the dad said "oh thats right ur brother has the car"
 
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post Sep 2 2004, 10:27 PM
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i didn't get the second one until a few minutes later.. but i realized "crap" was human waste.. from a butthole... *cough

nice, it was disgusting :)
 
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post Sep 2 2004, 10:47 PM
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i dint get the 1st one
ehh the 2nd one was kinda f*cked up... it shud be more alonng the lines of:

daughter: dad, why does ur d*ck taste so bad?!?!?!
dad: oh thats rite, ur bro has the car
 
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post Sep 2 2004, 10:48 PM
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daughter: dad, why does ur d*ck taste so bad?!?!?!
dad: oh thats rite, ur bro has the car

No, that wouldn't really make sense then. It'd make more sense as it is written right now. rolleyes.gif
 
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post Sep 2 2004, 11:06 PM
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tongue.gif What kind of sick..?

Who would give their dad a bj to impress a date? sick.gif

Funny jokes though

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post Sep 3 2004, 04:32 AM
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EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW............. lol....



funny
 
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post Sep 3 2004, 11:01 AM
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that dad's a perv.. stubborn.gif
 
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post Sep 3 2004, 04:58 PM
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now tell me, where would that little boy have seen a bulldog that has eaten mayonaise?
 
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post Sep 3 2004, 05:08 PM
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pikimoo, you didn't understand, she had to give her dad a bj to get THE CAR to impress her date
 
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post Sep 3 2004, 05:39 PM
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umm they both were kinda weird.. I got the second one and it took me a while to get the first one lol... I dont like these jokes sorri
 
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post Sep 3 2004, 08:01 PM
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now tell me, where would that little boy have seen a bulldog that has eaten mayonaise?


uh its a joke dude the kid doesn't exactly have to see a bulldog eat mayonaise just wut it may look like
 
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post Sep 3 2004, 08:35 PM
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ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwllll omfg that second joke is soooo wrong pinch.gif
 
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post Sep 3 2004, 09:33 PM
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OMG, gross!
INCEST is bad!!
 
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post Sep 4 2004, 09:28 PM
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*Twitch.* Egh..funny. The first one. Second one..merely disturbing at its worst. blink.gif pinch.gif
 
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post Sep 4 2004, 10:42 PM
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LOLZ...i feel like such a perv bcoz i actually enjoyed those jokes tongue.gif
 
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post Sep 4 2004, 11:34 PM
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sickkk.
 
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post Sep 4 2004, 11:36 PM
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hammer.gif what happend to keeping this place pg-13?
 
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post Sep 7 2004, 07:52 PM
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what happend to keeping this place pg-13?


I warned you at the very beginning plus the real world is rated R or more mine as well get used to it
 
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post Sep 7 2004, 09:52 PM
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that wasnt even remotely funny man -.-

And, please s.tfu we dont need to abide by your stupid rules; we're trying to keep the forum clean from stupid filth.
 
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post Sep 7 2004, 10:00 PM
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pikimoo, you didn't understand, she had to give her dad a bj to get THE CAR to impress her date

Uh.. I got it. But you didn't get what I said. I would NOT give my father a blowjob. For ANY reasons.

Yes.. she gave her dad a blowjob to impress a date by getting the car. Ew.
 
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post Sep 7 2004, 11:10 PM
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yuck


but funny!
 
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post Sep 8 2004, 01:05 AM
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oh gross...people have a lot of free time don't they??

the world is corrupted..
 
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nasty!!
 
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post Sep 8 2004, 08:48 PM
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gees some people are taking this joke waay to seriously
 
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post Sep 8 2004, 10:47 PM
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aww thats just nasty....lol but funny
 
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