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 Sep 1 2004, 01:17 AM
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 Yum. =]  Group: Member Posts: 888 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,139  |
Annoying Stuff
 People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is? People who are willing to get off their a$$ to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Screw off. What good is a godd@mn cake if you can't eat it? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead? When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No d*cknose, I paid $9.00 to come to the theatre and stare at the frigging ceiling up there. What did you come here for? When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it. When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know a$$hole, you frigging pulled me over. When people say "Life is short." What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What? Are they going to do something that's longer? When people ask "Can I BORROW a piece of paper?" Sure, but please don't return the favor! It's one godd@mn piece of paper! When you are waiting for the bus and someone ask you "Did the bus come yet?" If the bus came I would not be standing here dumb@ss! People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy? |
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Sep 1 2004, 01:23 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,384 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,337 |
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ok yea but i dun get the cake one... |
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Sep 4 2004, 03:01 AM
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Yum. =] Group: Member Posts: 888 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,139 |
QUOTE(F1R3B4T @ Sep 1 2004, 1:23 AM) LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ok yea but i dun get the cake one... yeah...actually me either  lol
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Sep 4 2004, 08:21 AM
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 im making a come back! woohoo Group: Member Posts: 395 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 41,819 |
i dont get the cake one either... =p=p
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Sep 6 2004, 05:29 AM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
lol kinda got lost on the cake thing...
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Sep 6 2004, 09:23 AM
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 WWMD?! - i am from the age of BM 2 Group: Member Posts: 5,308 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,848 |
hahahahah those actually made me laugh out loud. that was funny.
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Sep 6 2004, 12:36 PM
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 smiling hurts Group: Member Posts: 480 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,630 |
haha i didnt get the cake one
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Sep 6 2004, 06:37 PM
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QUOTE(diezelbabygrl_xoxo @ Aug 31 2004, 11:17 PM) People who are willing to get off their a$$ to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually. my tv doesnt let me do it manually lol , and, did u make these up? |
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Sep 6 2004, 08:50 PM
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When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know a$$hole, you frigging pulled me over.
lmao When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No d*cknose, I paid $9.00 to come to the theatre and stare at the frigging ceiling up there. What did you come here for? aha... People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is? that's funny *points in mouth* where can i get somethin to eat When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Screw off. What good is a godd@mn cake if you can't eat it? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead? ....wtf.... lol |
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Sep 6 2004, 09:25 PM
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 I like it better when it hurts Group: Member Posts: 47 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,730 |
lmao... i loved all of them..
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Sep 6 2004, 09:31 PM
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 The voices talk too much... -.-u Group: Member Posts: 2,099 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 39,078 |
'Oh so you want to have your cake and eat it too' is an idiom.
It means something along the lines of wanting everything. But it's effing annoying when they say it. What the eff is my cake good for if I can't eat it?! |
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Sep 6 2004, 10:29 PM
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 Look its... Group: Official Member Posts: 5,817 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,767 |
lmao i love those. and yes its annoying but its funny when you think of it. we all do it at times
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Sep 6 2004, 11:45 PM
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lol those are hillarious and now that u bring it attention ppl really do sound stupid when they say that stuff that i haven't noticed before
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Sep 6 2004, 11:59 PM
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 Dreaming of You... Group: Member Posts: 508 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 27,205 |
 LMAO! yeah! good stuff! good stuff!! good job btw!
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Sep 8 2004, 01:16 AM
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 GREEENROCKS Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 |
but what if two busses stop at one bus stop? it's a possibility.
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Sep 8 2004, 07:07 PM
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 Assistant Manager of Personal Group: Member Posts: 1,101 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 26,922 |
bleh; half of them werent that funny - just mindless sarcasm and rhetorical questions being answered stupidly.
the one with the watch was dumb; pointing to the watch gives emphasis on the question instead of going "duhh what is the time" 
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Sep 9 2004, 10:47 PM
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 amazing. Group: Member Posts: 364 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 36,637 |
hahhaa..but the cake one is comfusing...
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