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 Sep 6 2004, 12:28 AM
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 Yum. =]  Group: Member Posts: 888 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,139  |
Differences between the women of today and the ladies of the day gone by....
 Ladies of days gone by: If a lady accidentally over-salts a dish while it's still cooking, she drops in a peeled potato and it absorbs the excess salt for an instant "fix-me-up". Women of today: If you over-salt a dish while you are cooking, that's too bad. Please recite with me, The Real Women's motto: "I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes." Ladies of days gone by: Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away. Women of today: Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink. You might still have the headache, but who cares? Ladies of days gone by: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips. Women of today: Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake. You are probably lying on the couch, with your feet up, eating it anyway. Ladies of days gone by: To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes. Women of today: Buy boxed mashed potato mix and keep it in the pantry for up to a year. Ladies of days gone by: When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake. Women of today: Go to the bakery - they'll even decorate it for you. Ladies of days gone by: Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish. Women of today: Sara Lee frozen pie directions do not include brushing egg whites over the crust, so I just don't do it. Ladies of days gone by: If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non slip grip that makes opening jars easy. Women of today: Go ask the very cute neighbor guy to do it. Ladies of days gone by: Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces. Women of today: Leftover wine??  Hope this isn't sexist...well it shouldnt be as I am a woman too 
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Sep 6 2004, 12:32 AM
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 I Luv Yooh! Group: Member Posts: 874 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,183 |
Lol...funny!
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Sep 6 2004, 12:40 AM
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 What the fack. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,164 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,519 |
Lol, funny indeed.
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Sep 6 2004, 05:27 AM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
lol thats funny
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Sep 6 2004, 07:28 AM
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 im making a come back! woohoo Group: Member Posts: 395 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 41,819 |
omg... lol.... hu ever thought of ice cube wines! or wine cubes!!1
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Sep 6 2004, 08:50 AM
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 old school member Group: Member Posts: 1,796 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 843 |
Haha. That bakery one...sounds like something I would do.
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Sep 6 2004, 09:17 AM
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 WWMD?! - i am from the age of BM 2 Group: Member Posts: 5,308 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,848 |
hahaha that sounds like me. well some of them. i suck my ice cream out of the bottom of the cone too..just so it doesn't drip on me.
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Sep 6 2004, 12:34 PM
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 smiling hurts Group: Member Posts: 480 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,630 |
im not a girl so i wouldnt know.. hehe
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Sep 6 2004, 01:16 PM
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 sarcasm hides what you really feel Group: Member Posts: 550 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,105 |
the other one has the martha stewart way.....and then my way but no matter which one its still funny
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Sep 6 2004, 02:43 PM
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 Look its... Group: Official Member Posts: 5,817 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,767 |
it just shows women of today are better! lol
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Sep 6 2004, 06:41 PM
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hah funny
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Sep 8 2004, 01:49 AM
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 GREEENROCKS Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 |
haha. we've become the lazy generation..
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Sep 18 2004, 07:42 AM
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 say maydayism. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,447 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 26,344 |
haha... we've become lazier =P
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Sep 18 2004, 08:17 AM
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 uhhhh Group: Member Posts: 641 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 34,170 |
lmao...yeah we are getting lazy
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