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jazzydancer9
post Sep 5 2004, 09:14 PM
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tips for all you boys out there...

1) girls love it when you play with their hair.. just don't mess it up.
2) Don't be too clingy.. don't call a girl ALL the time.. she appreciates your calls, but needs some alone time sometimes.
3) Kisses on the cheek makes all girls melt.
4) I don't care how "gangsta" you think you are.. wearing a preppy or skater shirt every once in a while won't turn your girl off... it will do just the oppisite.
5) Kiss her on the forehead.
6) Although we seem like we're flirting a lot, just because we're talking to another guy dosen't mean we're flirting. Don't push our other guy friends away. we hate that.
7) Invite her over just to sit and watch a movie on your couch and talk. or make out, we like that too.. rolleyes.gif
8) we don't always want to make out tho. even tho we do enjoy that sort of thing, we also like discussing your point of view on religion or politics. but watch out, because when it comes to politics, girls have very strong opinions, and a conversation like that could start a fight if you're not careful.
8) Let her wear you jacket and keep it for however long she wants. chances are she sleeps with it on. (but only if it smells good)
9) you can learn a lot from those abercrombie models.. rolleyes.gif
10) although we might seem super prude, we do like to cuddle
11) if she ain't happy.. you ain't happy tongue.gif
12) don't just be her boyfriend, be her best friend. someone she feels comfortable enough with to talk about anything.
13) Saying you love us within the first week/month of dating... seems a little bit desperate. because we know you really don't mean it.
14) Never ever break up with her online. be a man and have the balls to say it to her face. she won't be as mad.
15) learn how to slow dance
16) we love guys who play guitar
17) don't be afraid to express your emotions in front of us. we like that! just don't be too much of a sissy.
18) ask her if she wants a piggy-back ride. (do not attempt this is your girlfriend is a lardass..) only do this if you are postive you can handle it.
19) don't be ashamed of your porno, we think its funny. tongue.gif
20) offer to go into a store she loves at the mall
21) don't flirt with her best friend.. thats just a no brainer. even if shes not around when you do flirt.. she'll find out about it sooner or later. so don't screw up.
22) tell her if theres something wrong.
23) whisper things in our ears. such as *You smell good* not something like *i want to have your baby*
24) watch stand up comedy with her.. laughing is key

ok guys.. those are my tips.. trust me they all work and they are all super true. tell me if you find them useful! thanks!
 
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post Sep 5 2004, 09:30 PM
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ive heard of these before blink.gif
 
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post Sep 5 2004, 09:35 PM
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Err.
Sounds somewhat accurate. blink.gif
Neat..? ermm.gif
 
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post Sep 5 2004, 09:59 PM
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eh so long! i didn't even read all of it. but some of it is true ><
 
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post Sep 5 2004, 10:07 PM
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im going to use these tips!
 
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post Sep 6 2004, 12:34 AM
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i hope it works! i need all the help i can GET! laugh.gif
 
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post Sep 6 2004, 12:50 AM
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guys come on.. happy.gif if the girl is worth dating she'll like you for who you are. i personally would never want a guy to change for me. its the imperfections that make you guys so perfect cool.gif
 
MeanBastard
post Sep 6 2004, 01:21 AM
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*whisper*I want you to bear my child.
 
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post Sep 6 2004, 01:57 AM
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^^ yea that will make her melt all over. lol

theres lots of threads on this isnt there?!?! o well. we can always use some more. well lets see those whispers work well i knoe that. all that other stuff i dont knoe yet. i can ask some ppl. but im not goin to
 
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post Sep 6 2004, 02:14 AM
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QUOTE(jazzydancer9 @ Sep 5 2004, 7:14 PM)
tips for all you boys out there...

1) girls love it when you play with their hair.. just don't mess it up.

3) Kisses on the cheek makes all girls melt.


6) Although we seem like we're flirting a lot, just because we're talking to another guy dosen't mean we're flirting. Don't push our other guy friends away. we hate that.
7) Invite her over just to sit and watch a movie on your couch and talk. or make out, we like that too.. rolleyes.gif
8) we don't always want to make out tho. even tho we do enjoy that sort of thing, we also like discussing your point of view on religion or politics. but watch out, because when it comes to politics, girls have very strong opinions, and a conversation like that could start a fight if you're not careful.
8) Let her wear you jacket and keep it for however long she wants. chances are she sleeps with it on. (but only if it smells good)

11) if she ain't happy.. you ain't happy tongue.gif
12) don't just be her boyfriend, be her best friend. someone she feels comfortable enough with to talk about anything.
13) Saying you love us within the first week/month of dating... seems a little bit desperate. because we know you really don't mean it.

18) ask her if she wants a piggy-back ride. (do not attempt this is your girlfriend is a lardass..) only do this if you are postive you can handle it.
19) don't be ashamed of your porno, we think its funny. tongue.gif

21) don't flirt with her best friend.. thats just a no brainer. even if shes not around when you do flirt.. she'll find out about it sooner or later. so don't screw up.

23) whisper things in our ears. such as *You smell good* not something like *i want to have your baby*

Those're the ones that I thought were funny, and the ones that I agree with most. That last one had my laughing. Lol! laugh.gif happy.gif
 
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post Sep 6 2004, 04:25 AM
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Add this.
Don't be a horny bastard. :p
 
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post Sep 6 2004, 10:05 AM
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i though the piggyback ride was hilarious... lmfao.
 
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post Sep 6 2004, 05:27 PM
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damn that's an awful lots of tips. But ill be sure to use 'em. Mwuhahaha!

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post Sep 6 2004, 05:34 PM
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QUOTE(XxXxPeAcHeSxXxX @ Sep 6 2004, 12:50 AM)
guys come on.. happy.gif if the girl is worth dating she'll like you for who you are. i personally would never want a guy to change for me. its the imperfections that make you guys so perfect cool.gif

a lot of them are not changing the guy just treating her decently.. nothing wrong with that... if the girls is worth it and you treat her like she is the world then it'll be good for you too
 
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post Sep 6 2004, 06:26 PM
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haha. if i weren't a slut i'd be a pretty good b'f.
 
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post Sep 6 2004, 09:32 PM
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that sounds mostly true....These are valid tips in my book, boys!
 
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post Sep 6 2004, 09:38 PM
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FINALLY!!!!! lmao ty laugh.gif
 
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post Sep 6 2004, 09:43 PM
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23) whisper things in our ears. such as *You smell good* not something like *i want to have your baby*

LMAO isn't that kinda like... perv?..

EDIT::::::::::::::::DOH.. i just reread what i posted

23) whisper things in our ears. such as *You smell good* not something like *i want to have your baby*

i didn't see that "not something like" part

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194...
 
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post Sep 6 2004, 09:47 PM
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19) don't be ashamed of your porno, we think its funny.
23) whisper things in our ears. such as *You smell good* not something like *i want to have your baby*

^-------- i love those 2....those cracked me up!!!! =P
 
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post Sep 6 2004, 09:55 PM
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QUOTE(jazzydancer9 @ Sep 5 2004, 6:14 PM)
19) don't be ashamed of your porno, we'll watch it with you tongue.gif

Had to change that for us Reno girls. We watch it and laugh. (but only if it has a good storyline!)
 
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post Sep 7 2004, 12:17 AM
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... lol some of those are weird...
 
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post Sep 7 2004, 09:44 AM
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18) ask her if she wants a piggy-back ride. (do not attempt this is your girlfriend is a lardass..) only do this if you are postive you can handle it.

lol haha ummm hahaha funny ... ask her if she wants a piggy back ride rofl it's like asking ur sister haha
 
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post Sep 11 2004, 09:49 AM
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haha i played witha girls hair once it was really long and she kept putting it in my ear trying to tickle me wich did so i just started to spin her hair with my fingers









.:tony:.
 
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post Sep 11 2004, 10:06 AM
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18) ask her if she wants a piggy-back ride. (do not attempt this is your girlfriend is a lardass..) only do this if you are postive you can handle it.

ROFLMAO! I dink thaz adorable roflmao =]
 
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post Sep 11 2004, 10:57 AM
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hahahah awww. i'd love to get a piggyback ride. itd be fun _smile.gif
 

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