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| *Weird addiction* |
Aug 16 2004, 09:39 AM
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The other day at work I ran into Bob. We chatted over lunch and he dropped a bombsell on me. "Rodney" he said, "Becky and I are going to get a divorce".
I was stunned. "Why? What happened, you two seem so happy together" "Well" he said, "ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking, running around at all hours of the night and more. She taught me how to dress well, enjoy the fine arts, gourmet cooking, classical music and how to invest in the stock market." "Are you a little bitter because she spent so much time trying to change you." I probed. "Nah, I'm not bitter. Now that I'm so improved, she just isn't good enough for me." some men r idiots,personnally i dont think this is funny buh mah sis does... |
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Weird addiction Much Improved Aug 16 2004, 09:39 AM
strwbrrykiwi23 RE: Much Improved Aug 16 2004, 10:18 AM
inquisitive_ I don't think it is funny either. Aug 16 2004, 10:30 AM
Luster Soldier Haha, I think this joke fits better in a sunday ne... Aug 16 2004, 11:28 AM
th5418 HAHAHAHAAH. Good one. Aug 16 2004, 01:26 PM
pnai4eva Umm, yeah. This joke isn't that funny... Aug 16 2004, 01:58 PM
Knight I don't think it is funny either. Go to the ... Aug 16 2004, 02:12 PM
juliar *doesn't laugh*
Um.
Haha. Aug 16 2004, 02:17 PM
MasterNe0 I give it a 3/10 since it not funny. Aug 16 2004, 03:12 PM
JlIaTMK hmmm how is that funny? Aug 16 2004, 03:14 PM
F1R3B4T eh not realli funni.. Aug 16 2004, 06:17 PM
conster lol i think its alright Aug 16 2004, 08:30 PM
elmogurly good effort though! Aug 16 2004, 10:10 PM
F1R3B4T good effort?!?!?! uhm.................... Aug 17 2004, 02:03 PM
xzxero good try Aug 17 2004, 02:04 PM
dani41790 uhhhh thats just mean Sep 4 2004, 06:55 PM
tsohg yea that is Sep 4 2004, 07:17 PM
me_myself_andi2003 that guy is sooo mean Sep 5 2004, 10:20 AM
Levy2k6 it was SORTA funny... i got it but its like... w/e... Sep 5 2004, 10:43 AM
Kiss_me_Im_Irish its funny in a mean sort of way i suppose....but h... Sep 5 2004, 10:56 AM
diezelbabygrl_xoxo I think its funny. its jus a joke, guys Sep 7 2004, 07:10 PM
o0_BLuez_0o thats dumb that guy is a jerk Sep 7 2004, 07:46 PM
ikayto bite the hand that fed you ahah...classic ;p Sep 7 2004, 10:27 PM
ikayto EEEK WRONG POST........whew good thing post dosent... Sep 8 2004, 01:43 AM
corizzle20 its not funny at all Sep 8 2004, 05:26 PM![]() ![]() |