make me feel......, like a woman |
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 Sep 3 2004, 08:34 AM
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 im making a come back! woohoo  Group: Member Posts: 395 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 41,819  |
a woman and man got home one day....
the man sat down on the couch and watched tv...... the woman got in front of the man took off her jeans and panties and said " make me feel like a woman"..... the man took off his pants threw it on the floor and said "wash!" ........... my mom told me this |
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Sep 3 2004, 10:53 AM
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 Kermit the frog = <3 Group: Member Posts: 2,315 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,215 |
heh.. that's kind of sexist though.
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Sep 3 2004, 12:54 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,384 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,337 |
yeh and a similar versino been posted already
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Sep 3 2004, 01:05 PM
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im making a come back! woohoo Group: Member Posts: 395 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 41,819 |
i just thought id share my version
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Sep 3 2004, 01:22 PM
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 creepy heather Group: Official Member Posts: 4,208 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 41,580 |
dude!
 that just would not happen unlessA: he was watching the super bowl B:or he just finished jerking off to the porn he was watching and he needed his pants washed 
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Sep 3 2004, 05:46 PM
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 Roses are red so r my cheeks! Group: Member Posts: 136 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,115 |
umm... ok? that is kinda umm dif. I guess
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Sep 3 2004, 08:42 PM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
lol thats jus sexist
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Sep 4 2004, 09:25 PM
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 What the fack. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,164 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,519 |
Lol, I thought it was funny. Although sexist. But still funny.
It evens out. 
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Sep 5 2004, 12:41 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,266 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 39,600 |
QUOTE Lol, I thought it was funny. Although sexist. But still funny. It evens out. Took the words outta my mouth |
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Sep 5 2004, 11:00 AM
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sexist, but pretty funny
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Sep 5 2004, 05:38 PM
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 I like it when it rains. Group: Member Posts: 836 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,294 |
yeah that is sexist but its still hillarious!
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Sep 5 2004, 05:43 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,412 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,012 |
not funny.,
you MOM told you that? ... perve? =] |
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Sep 6 2004, 12:35 PM
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 smiling hurts Group: Member Posts: 480 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,630 |
heard this joke
HEY YOU ABOVE ME!! I LOVE YOUR AvATAR!! but the ending sucks =[ |
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Sep 6 2004, 02:44 PM
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 Look its... Group: Official Member Posts: 5,817 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,767 |
it may be sexist but its funny!
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Sep 6 2004, 06:34 PM
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holy, ur mom told u that? lol
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Sep 8 2004, 01:42 AM
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 GREEENROCKS Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 |
i didn't get it at first. that's mean..
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Sep 8 2004, 07:02 PM
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 Assistant Manager of Personal Group: Member Posts: 1,101 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 26,922 |
Was just a joke; lighten up people.
Ah; i like jokes with a twist. ;p |
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