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 Aug 16 2004, 09:39 AM
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The other day at work I ran into Bob. We chatted over lunch and he dropped a bombsell on me. "Rodney" he said, "Becky and I are going to get a divorce".
I was stunned. "Why? What happened, you two seem so happy together" "Well" he said, "ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking, running around at all hours of the night and more. She taught me how to dress well, enjoy the fine arts, gourmet cooking, classical music and how to invest in the stock market." "Are you a little bitter because she spent so much time trying to change you." I probed. "Nah, I'm not bitter. Now that I'm so improved, she just isn't good enough for me." some men r idiots,personnally i dont think this is funny buh mah sis does... |
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Aug 16 2004, 10:18 AM
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 Ah, mon Dieu !  Group: Member Posts: 2,274 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,587 |
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Aug 16 2004, 10:30 AM
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 freedom Group: Member Posts: 844 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 31,358 |
I don't think it is funny either.
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Aug 16 2004, 11:28 AM
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 ÖÐÎÄÈí¼þ Group: Member Posts: 2,072 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,655 |
Haha, I think this joke fits better in a sunday newspaper comic thing.
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Aug 16 2004, 01:26 PM
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You guys are dumb. Group: Member Posts: 1,252 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 25,094 |
HAHAHAHAAH. Good one.
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Aug 16 2004, 01:58 PM
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 ranDUMB Group: Member Posts: 757 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,833 |
Umm, yeah. This joke isn't that funny...
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Aug 16 2004, 02:12 PM
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 Knight of the Black Flames Group: Member Posts: 428 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 23,166 |
I don't think it is funny either.
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Aug 16 2004, 02:17 PM
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 3,565, you n00bs ain't got nothin' on me. Group: Official Member Posts: 3,761 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,565 |
*doesn't laugh*
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Aug 16 2004, 03:12 PM
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 Ne0 Is The One Group: Member Posts: 1,348 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,349 |
I give it a 3/10 since it not funny.
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Aug 16 2004, 03:14 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 7,048 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,696 |
hmmm how is that funny?
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Aug 16 2004, 06:17 PM
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eh not realli funni..
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Aug 16 2004, 08:30 PM
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 doot doot doot Group: Member Posts: 1,803 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,954 |
lol i think its alright
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Aug 16 2004, 10:10 PM
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 GREEENROCKS Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 |
good effort though!
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Aug 17 2004, 02:03 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,384 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,337 |
good effort?!?!?! uhm.................................
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Aug 17 2004, 02:04 PM
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good try
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Sep 4 2004, 06:55 PM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
uhhhh thats just mean
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Sep 4 2004, 07:17 PM
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yea that is
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Sep 5 2004, 10:20 AM
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that guy is sooo mean
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Sep 5 2004, 10:43 AM
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 Word. Group: Member Posts: 3,004 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 34,673 |
it was SORTA funny... i got it but its like... w/e.
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Sep 5 2004, 10:56 AM
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its funny in a mean sort of way i suppose....but he shouldnt have said that
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Sep 7 2004, 07:10 PM
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 Yum. =] Group: Member Posts: 888 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,139 |
I think its funny. its jus a joke, guys
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Sep 7 2004, 07:46 PM
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thats dumb that guy is a jerk
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Sep 7 2004, 10:27 PM
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 Assistant Manager of Personal Group: Member Posts: 1,101 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 26,922 |
bite the hand that fed you ahah...classic ;p
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Sep 8 2004, 01:43 AM
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Assistant Manager of Personal Group: Member Posts: 1,101 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 26,922 |
EEEK WRONG POST........whew good thing post dosent go up
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Sep 8 2004, 05:26 PM
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its not funny at all
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