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Blondes
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post Sep 2 2004, 11:55 AM
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One day, a blonde named Sally was putting together a puzzle. She was really stumped and very frustrated, so she decided to ask her husband for help.

''It's supposed to be a tiger!'' Sally cried.

''Honey," said Dan, "Put the Frosted Flakes back in the box!''
 
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post Sep 2 2004, 12:06 PM
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looollll funni but i still heard it b4 =/
 
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post Sep 2 2004, 07:37 PM
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ROFL! new one for me =] I love your siggy by the way =]
 
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post Sep 3 2004, 09:46 PM
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lol thats funny but i think i heard it b4
 
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post Sep 3 2004, 09:49 PM
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Heh. It wasn't that funny. I usually enjoy blonde jokes, but that one only got a smile out of me.
 
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post Jan 25 2005, 01:01 AM
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LMAO

nice one
 
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post Jan 25 2005, 08:11 AM
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haha that made me laugh..very funny.
 
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post Jan 25 2005, 02:18 PM
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whaaaaaaat?
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ah yes, another blonde joke. nice one.
 
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post Jan 25 2005, 05:29 PM
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ahaha...
do you get stupid if you dye your hair blonde?
 
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post Jan 25 2005, 05:35 PM
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why would she think it was a puzzle? i guess because she was stupid..._unsure.gif well, it is kinda funny. laugh.gif
 
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post Jan 26 2005, 05:32 PM
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haha! that made me chuckle
 
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post Jan 26 2005, 05:57 PM
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Rofl! That's funny. :] blonde jokes sooo entertain me.
 
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post Jan 26 2005, 07:01 PM
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LOL pretty funny for a short joke.

By the way your new sig is just too cute.
 
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post Jan 27 2005, 07:41 AM
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Lmao that's funny. =] Poor cereal was wasted. =[
 
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post Jan 27 2005, 09:11 AM
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damnit...she wasted frosted flakes.
 
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post Jan 27 2005, 09:22 AM
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darn, it! what the heck...that was too funny...
 
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post Jan 27 2005, 11:00 PM
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HAHAHAHA.


aww. that was so cute XD
 
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post Jan 29 2005, 03:10 PM
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haha. kind of funny.
 
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post Jan 31 2005, 12:28 AM
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haha. happy.gif
 
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post Jan 31 2005, 01:32 AM
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haha, that's funny
 
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post Jan 31 2005, 01:33 AM
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what the...
hahaha, wow
 
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post Jan 31 2005, 03:41 PM
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she's something for sure lol... good one.
 
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post Jan 31 2005, 05:59 PM
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lmao. i love blonde jokes.
 
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post Jan 31 2005, 06:13 PM
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as a blonde I am offended stubborn.gif



just kidding, that was probably the only decent blonde joke I've ever heard. happy.gif
 
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