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| *krnxswat* |
 Sep 2 2004, 12:11 PM
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Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it went.
The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle-aged and the final couple was newlywed. Two weeks went by, and the couples returned to the minister. The retired couple said it was no problem at all. The middle-aged couple said it was tough for the first week, but after that, it was no problem. The newlyweds said it was fine until she dropped the can of paint. "Can of PAINT!" exclaimed the minister. "Yeah," said the newlywed man. "She dropped the can and when she bent over to pick it up I had to have her right there and then. Lust took over." The minister just shook his head and said that they were not welcome in the church. "That's okay," said the man. "We're not welcome in Home Depot either." |
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krnxswat Abstinence Sep 2 2004, 12:11 PM
F1R3B4T LOL LMFAO
so the 'incident' happened at h... Sep 2 2004, 12:20 PM tsohg ROFLL!! Sep 2 2004, 07:28 PM o0_BLuez_0o lmfao thats hilarious!!! Sep 2 2004, 08:13 PM conster LOL thats funny hahahha Sep 2 2004, 10:57 PM pnai4eva LOL, they were at home depot!! Sep 3 2004, 11:57 AM me_myself_andi2003 ROFL!!! HOME DEPOT! Sep 3 2004, 12:54 PM dahding i'd go "hahahaha, thats funny! ... Sep 3 2004, 04:56 PM chica777708 OMG thats really funnie... lol.. wow I got it I wa... Sep 3 2004, 05:42 PM dani41790 lmao i heard that joke b4 Sep 3 2004, 08:44 PM kaleidoscoped ROFL.
Omg, naughty, naughty! Sep 3 2004, 09:29 PM diezelbabygrl_xoxo LMAO!!!!!!!! that ... Sep 4 2004, 03:05 AM tainted_angel Hm, I read this one, except it was when 'it... Sep 4 2004, 09:24 PM elmogurly eww. that's gross. Sep 8 2004, 01:39 AM RiC3xBoy what color was that can of paint? Sep 8 2004, 11:14 PM ikayto ^^^lol.....probably red; and i dont think we guys ... Sep 9 2004, 12:46 AM MasterNe0 LOL. That what I call a great dad. lol. Sep 9 2004, 01:35 PM
corizzle20 haha. thats the funniest joke so far today! Sep 19 2004, 12:53 AM  |
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