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 Sep 2 2004, 11:59 AM
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Once upon a time there were two men. One of them has a hen that lays an egg every morning for his breakfast. One morning, the guy wakes up and sees his egg on the other guy's lawn. So he goes over there to get it but, by the time he gets there, the other guy has already picked it up. The first guy says, “Hey that's my egg.” The other guy responds, “But it's on my lawn.”
The first guy says, “Well, where I come from, we have a way of settling these problems. First we get our heaviest boots and kick each other in the nuts. Then we time each other to see how long it takes for both of us to get up. Whoever is up in the least amount of time wins.” The other guy says okay. So the guy with the hen kicks first, because it's his hen. The second guy doesn't get up for 30 minutes, but he finally does and says, “Now it's my turn.” But the first guy walks away, saying, “Never mind, you can keep the egg.” |
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Sep 2 2004, 12:16 PM
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 Senior Member  Group: Member Posts: 1,384 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,337 |
lol yea its "free kicks in the balls" day!!!
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Sep 2 2004, 07:30 PM
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 smiling hurts Group: Member Posts: 480 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,630 |
haha thats 133t!
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Sep 2 2004, 08:10 PM
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lmao thats funny i would do that too if i was a guy
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Sep 3 2004, 04:37 AM
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 im making a come back! woohoo Group: Member Posts: 395 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 41,819 |
sounds like fun
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Sep 3 2004, 10:59 AM
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 Kermit the frog = <3 Group: Member Posts: 2,315 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,215 |
lmao.. all that for an egg.
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Sep 3 2004, 05:50 PM
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 Roses are red so r my cheeks! Group: Member Posts: 136 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,115 |
umm.. y would u do that? just dont have something w/ eggs in it and wait tilll the next day to have an egg and kick the guys balls just for fun... I would of rather done that... but w/e.... thats just me i dont think its very funnie heh
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Sep 3 2004, 06:13 PM
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 wishing for SIMPLE LOVE with Jay Group: Member Posts: 708 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,601 |
hahahahah smart guy
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Sep 3 2004, 08:37 PM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
hahaha lmao that guy got pwned
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