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 Sep 1 2004, 01:29 AM
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A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man, that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days." Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely!" "This must be a sign from God!" The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man, The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police..." |
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Sep 1 2004, 01:58 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,531 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,624 |
hahaha what a mean lady
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Sep 1 2004, 03:02 AM
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 make me lala Group: Member Posts: 486 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,831 |
hahha lmfao !! MEAN MEAN LADY !
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Sep 1 2004, 07:40 AM
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 smiling hurts Group: Member Posts: 480 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,630 |
haha thas so mean
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Sep 1 2004, 11:16 PM
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te quiero Group: Banned Posts: 2,586 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,678 |
i've heard this one before. its pretty funny.
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Sep 1 2004, 11:40 PM
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 Day's Nearly Over Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,553 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 45,183 |
Hah, that's mean!
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Sep 2 2004, 03:54 AM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
hahaha lmao thats so dirty
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Sep 2 2004, 04:18 PM
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 ranDUMB Group: Member Posts: 757 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,833 |
hahahaha, WAt a mean lady!
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Sep 2 2004, 09:37 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 4,357 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,115 |
LOL i would do that >:]
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Sep 2 2004, 10:11 PM
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 Roses are red so r my cheeks! Group: Member Posts: 136 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,115 |
HAHA she is really mean GAWD I would never do that.. wait let me think.. NOPE lol thats a good one
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Sep 2 2004, 10:36 PM
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 doot doot doot Group: Member Posts: 1,803 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,954 |
WHOAA shes hella smart lol
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