Th5418's Guide To Relationships Options

[MeanBastard]

1) How do I get into a relationship?
Find someone you like and ask them out. If they say no, then too bad. If they say yes, hopefully it will continue into one.

2) I like someone, what should I do?
Two choices, first choice is to throw a hissy fit in your room everyday for being a moron. Second choice is to ask them out.

3) How do I reject someone?
Say no. Like how you say no to drugs. I can't believe I even made this a question.

4) How do I breakup with someone?
Tell them you don't feel that way about them anymore. No, there is no other way. No, nothing else will work. Yes, tell them as soon as possible.

5) Should I give them something for their birthday/christmas/anniversary/valentines? What?
Whatever you want. Its the thought that counts, usually.

6) Help! I like this one guy/girl but my best friend likes him/her too! What should I do?
Make a competition with your best friend to score first. Trust me, it will work. If he/she says no, then find someone else to like.

[7) Help! I like my best friend's boyfriend/girlfriend!
You make me sick. Don't tell your friend. Or you can, and ruin everything. And dont act upon your feelings. Sicko.

8) I like these two guys and they like me back too, who do I choose?
You make me sick whore. Don't go out with any of them because you obviously don't like either of them.

[9) My parents wont let me date! Oh noes!
What they don't know cant hurt them in this case.

10) I'm homosexual but others dont know and I like my best friend!
Want to make things awkward? Heres your chance to do so. So tell them if you do! If not, then don't say anything unless they understand. When I say understand, I mean they are not stupid fcuktards that use gay to describe everything.

11) Do long distance relationships work?
Sometimes, if you've got patience to wait.

12) Do internet relationships work?
Yes, now go to your 80 year old boyfriend/girlfriend. 99% percent of the time.

13) My boyfriend/girlfriend is cheating on me! What do I do?
If you want, continue going out. The obvious thing is to break up.

14) Should I have sex?
Yes, use protection.

15) My ex is bullying my crushes and harrassing them, what do I do?
Depends how old you are. If you are mature enough, sue their ass for emotional damage and battery. The other choice is to tell some administration. But you can always have your current buddy be beat the **** out of.

This is brought to you by me. Yes I was bored. Bored as fcuk. If you have any more quesitons post them and I will update.

First Dates
[1) Where should I go on my first date?
Wherever you want. In fact, maybe hell would be a good choice if you want nudity. After all, hell is pretty hot that the girl might start stripping.

2) Should I be asking her/him personal questions?
Yes, in fact ask her if she has a vibrator. Or ask him if he masturbates. Smooth moves.
"Do you have a vibrator?"
"Yeah, I plan to shove it up your arsehole, jerk."

3) My date is going to be on Blind Date or The Third Wheel. (stupid dating shows) Should I make a grand entrance?
Yeah, make the WHOLE world hate you. Its a good idea.

4) I want to have sex on the first date, what should I do?
Well, just keep making sexual suggestions. If you guys have sex, goodie for you. Guess it will keep going. If not, well there won't be a second date so you wouldn't have to be reminded of the horror. Pervert.

5) I want to make a move, but I'm too shy. What should I do?
Get ready for a romantic moment. Beats me, I'm too tired for this crap.

[yummy_delight]

WOOT! this topic is pinned! awesome! it totally deserves to be.

[*Fallen_Fairy*]

hey thats funny i love number 8

[conster]

th5418--> u didnt answer my question... what do u do wen u have 5guys after u? and like.. u feel different for each of them... err... i dunno how to explain lols its gonna take forever =x

[MeanBastard]

th5418--> u didnt answer my question... what do u do wen u have 5guys after u? and like.. u feel different for each of them... err... i dunno how to explain lols its gonna take forever =x

Refer to #8 and change 2 to 5.

[midnite]

so true i applaude you *clap clap clap*

[conster]

but ur answer says that u obviously dont like neither of them.. well for me.. i dont like 3 of them lols the other two.. ones my ex and ones my reallly really great friend... i have ons and offs for my ex =x and my best friend... i jus have a regret feeling that i didnt go out wit him last year cuz he liked me last year. well he still does... and we didnt go out cuz at that time.. i also had 2guys lol and he was best friends wit another ex that i didnt tlak to, and if i went out wit him, that means he woulda had to choose me or his best friend so ididnt want him to do that.. now that me and my other ex are pretty cool, he regrets... ajsdljwefhergjeoghwp gffdfswso soo what would u do now?

[F_L_I_P]

Dude #9 is freakin great i like number 8 too. its true.

-Phil-

[vivieeeen]

oh this is wonderful.
if only everyone who comes here could at least take a look at the first three..... *sob

Life would be SOOOO much better
th5418 rocks the house

[dani41790]

haha cool this is pinned. th5418's advice is cool

[sweetdreamsx3]

Hey, go check out the topic made about you.

[PuRrFeCt GhErRl ...]

You just suck.

[MeanBastard]

You just suck.

Wow, at least make some sort of argument you can back up. But since you are incapable of doing this, I'm no responding to your next post since I do not wish to close this thread.

[PuRrFeCt GhErRl ...]

This might help your thread just a little bit...

F*CK YOU!!! [like infinity times]

This post has been edited by AngelicEyz00: Sep 3 2004, 12:00 AM

[PuRrFeCt GhErRl ...]

F*CK YOU!!! [like infinity times]

This post has been edited by AngelicEyz00: Sep 3 2004, 12:00 AM

[leeeza702]

wow... ^^^^^

[MeanBastard]

Wow indeed, I shouldn't piss you off. Because then you act like an ape.

[melmigs]

PuRrFeCt GhErRl o4, you should try to stop being such an immature piece of $hit. th5418's guide is actually 100% true. Stop "flaming," spamming, and double posting.

[sweetdreamsx3]

Yo, the5418. LMAO. I'm reading her post and she keeps saying she has a life, yet she has the time to do this. hahahaha :D

[ichidou]

Very helpful.

[slurp]

This might help your thread just a little bit...

word, whether you agree to his guide to relationships or not you dont need to be hating by copy and pasting 123456789 fcuk yous cause its pretty immature and pointless..grow up?

[*evdxgirl*]

Hahahahahah....she's gonna get banned/warned. Hahahaha.

[PuRrFeCt GhErRl ...]

Hahahahahah....she's gonna get banned/warned. Hahahaha.

I don't give a f*ck you lowlife.

[*evdxgirl*]

I don't give a f*ck you lowlife.

Now how did I piss you off?

Actually I've seen some of your past posts. They're pretty funny; I like how sarcastic they are.

[sweetdreamsx3]

She's probably just PMSing. Can someone make this the..next page or something? I don't want to scroll down to see my entries and a whole bunch of cuss words.

[PuRrFeCt GhErRl ...]

She's probably just PMSing. Can someone make this the..next page or something? I don't want to scroll down to see my entries and a whole bunch of cuss words.

Oh, how did you find out? I knew people (or penguins) spied on me...