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funny away messages, do you have any?
ikayto
post Sep 1 2004, 05:24 PM
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Whenever i am bored i like to put up funny/unique away messages on my aim..to get a kick at what my friends would think..what are some away messages that you guys use that are UNIQUE or funny ;p..post pics or just type em out ;p



IF YOU DONT HAVE ONE then DONT REPLY with i dont have one......

comments are fine ^_^
thank you

;p

here are some of mine ;p



directly attk my friends here ahaha



what can i say..TOFU IS THE SHIZ



online message recorder ^__^



jacked from bring it on just replaced "torros" with our h.s mascot a lancer



and my gb away ;p

WHAT ARE SOME OF YOURS...;p
 
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post Sep 1 2004, 09:32 PM
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post Sep 1 2004, 09:42 PM
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QUOTE(azn_PIMP @ Sep 1 2004, 6:38 PM)
brb, buzy shooting effing mexicanz.....

???

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post Sep 1 2004, 09:59 PM
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2. brb, buzy shooting effing mexicanz.....

( the second iz a bit racist, but i kinda wuz when i made dat away message...heh heh =P )

No SH1T it's racist!
stubborn.gif _dry.gif yawn.gif That's mean. >_<

Ahh, check out my latest::

"Be back in a sec."
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post Sep 1 2004, 10:26 PM
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If you were my homework, i'd be doing you right now. on my desk. oh yeah

thats a pretty funny one, i've heard that before.
 
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post Sep 1 2004, 10:44 PM
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QUOTE(azn_PIMP @ Sep 1 2004, 6:38 PM)
2. brb, buzy shooting effing mexicanz.....

Excuse me? stubborn.gif


mad.gif That's just fcuking wrong man.
 
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post Sep 1 2004, 11:09 PM
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I don't have any "funny" ones, but I have the ones with the love quotes and stuff. Currently, I have one that says "I have the urge to stab someone." I'm annoyed. Go figure.
 
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post Sep 2 2004, 12:10 AM
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QUOTE(azn_PIMP @ Sep 1 2004, 6:38 PM)
I jus got two

1. brb

2. brb, buzy shooting effing mexicanz.....

( the second iz a bit racist, but i kinda wuz when i made dat away message...heh heh =P )

whoa man not funny..calm down
 
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post Sep 2 2004, 12:14 AM
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mines always random..like
Taking a shower you furking perverts..cant soneone get a lil privacy? O.o
 
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post Sep 2 2004, 12:18 AM
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1. gone to burn down____'s house
2.in da shower..no peekin' =P

thats all ive got.
 
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post Sep 2 2004, 12:48 AM
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post Sep 2 2004, 12:53 AM
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here r mine, some r jus like sayings:

The early bird catches the worm, but the late worm lives.

I am always confused when people ask me did you sleep good? I always wonder if they want me to say no, I made a few mistakes.

If a thousand people love you, I am in that thousand. If a hundred people love you, I am in that hundred. If ten people love you I am in that ten. If only one person loves you, you guessed it, that person is me! Ahh... sorry.. as of right now, I am not here. You know what that means!

It's ok to kiss a fool.
It's ok to let a fool kiss you.
But never let a kiss fool you.

yea there's a few biggrin.gif
 
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post Sep 2 2004, 01:12 AM
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"dont like my typing? call 1-800-KISS-MY-ASS"

"what is this, bizzarro world?"

"at the tone, plz leave a message. have fun waiting"

"welcome to hell. enjoy ur stay, dorkwad."

"out~ fone my cell. if u dont know the #, then i dont know YOU."

"got sumfin to say? well u might as well go SHOVE IT UP UR @$$"

unfortunately i barely use away messages anymore... lmfao
 
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post Sep 2 2004, 10:09 AM
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the one i can remember is this one


-Like a fat kid in dodgeball, im out
 
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post Sep 2 2004, 11:56 AM
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2) Im either playing, making, messin around, burning, eating, sleeping, talking, or watching tv with FOOD!!
3) im Playen hop-skotch with Osama Bin Laden
4) sitting down, on the phone, so dont call.
5) I have better things to do then talk to you!
6) Your boing so freak off stubborn.gif
7) Im turing on my tv .. ohh Babii. happy.gif

i have a lot more, but ill post them later..There a lot longer>
 
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post Sep 2 2004, 01:30 PM
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QUOTE(mznina @ Sep 1 2004, 5:07 PM)
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Sponge Bob Sqaure pants, who left the computer to take a peeee

lol i love that.

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Is that little note not enough for you.
I am "unavailable" for a reason. It maybe cuz i had to go do something or cuz i dont want to talk to you.=)

thats mine
 
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post Sep 2 2004, 02:23 PM
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my friend had some REALLY dumb ones

-its called an away message get over it and leave a message

thats the only one i can remembner. shes retarded ;)
 
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post Sep 2 2004, 02:25 PM
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lol my away messages are like stories form bad-ass buddy man they are funny but long so here goes two i got like 80 more lol

1.What's the difference between a drunk and a pothead?
A drunk drives through a stop sign
A stoner waits for it to turn green

2.A man and his wife are in court getting a divorce. The problem was who should get custody of the child.
The wife jumped up and said, "Your Honor, I brought this child into the world with pain and labor. She should be in my custody."
The judge turns to the husband and says, "What do you have to say in your defense?"
The man sat for a while contemplating...then slowly rose.
"Your Honor, if I put a dollar in a vending machine, and then a Pepsi can comes out......who does the Pepsi belong to..... ?.....the machine or me?"
 
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post Sep 2 2004, 03:41 PM
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i no 1, itz mi friendz, but itz kinda funni N true...

Love is like a deck of cards,
You need a heart to love em',
A diamond to marry em',
A club to beat em',
And a spade to burry the bastards!
 
ikayto
post Sep 2 2004, 04:42 PM
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you stupid people have to stop with the retarded aways..."i am away right now, brb, etc.." wtf the forum says post unique or funny ones..jeeeeeeeeeez

other than that....just about everyone's away cracks me up ahah...stole a couple ;p

eeek photobucket is down?
 
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post Sep 2 2004, 06:48 PM
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QUOTE(DevilDeathDemon @ Sep 2 2004, 2:41 PM)
i no 1, itz mi friendz, but itz kinda funni N true...

Love is like a deck of cards,
You need a heart to love em',
A diamond to marry em',
A club to beat em',
And a spade to burry the bastards!

i like that one. never heard it before
 
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