funny away messages, do you have any? Options

[*RiC3xBoy*]

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[*AngelicEyz00*]

brb, buzy shooting effing mexicanz.....

???

[inthemudhole]

2. brb, buzy shooting effing mexicanz.....

( the second iz a bit racist, but i kinda wuz when i made dat away message...heh heh =P )

No SH1T it's racist!
That's mean. >_<

Ahh, check out my latest::

"Be back in a sec."
^Genius, pure genius.

[magnificentmike]

If you were my homework, i'd be doing you right now. on my desk. oh yeah

thats a pretty funny one, i've heard that before.

[inlonelinessidie]

2. brb, buzy shooting effing mexicanz.....

Excuse me?


That's just fcuking wrong man.

[sweetdreamsx3]

I don't have any "funny" ones, but I have the ones with the love quotes and stuff. Currently, I have one that says "I have the urge to stab someone." I'm annoyed. Go figure.

[ikayto]

I jus got two

1. brb

2. brb, buzy shooting effing mexicanz.....

( the second iz a bit racist, but i kinda wuz when i made dat away message...heh heh =P )

whoa man not funny..calm down

[iced__cappucino]

mines always random..like
Taking a shower you furking perverts..cant soneone get a lil privacy? O.o

[sophie_007]

1. gone to burn down____'s house
2.in da shower..no peekin' =P

thats all ive got.

[dani41790]

A day without sunshine is like... night

Ahhh! Green monkeys and purple people eaters are chasing me around my house! Help!! my address is: 51345 mililani I need help fast!

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes

Help!Ican'tfindthespacebar!

Homework is spelled out in 8 letters, so is bullsh*t

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.
Which of the three are you?

[rhqtpie]

here r mine, some r jus like sayings:

The early bird catches the worm, but the late worm lives.

I am always confused when people ask me did you sleep good? I always wonder if they want me to say no, I made a few mistakes.

If a thousand people love you, I am in that thousand. If a hundred people love you, I am in that hundred. If ten people love you I am in that ten. If only one person loves you, you guessed it, that person is me! Ahh... sorry.. as of right now, I am not here. You know what that means!

It's ok to kiss a fool.
It's ok to let a fool kiss you.
But never let a kiss fool you.

yea there's a few

[F1R3B4T]

"dont like my typing? call 1-800-KISS-MY-ASS"

"what is this, bizzarro world?"

"at the tone, plz leave a message. have fun waiting"

"welcome to hell. enjoy ur stay, dorkwad."

"out~ fone my cell. if u dont know the #, then i dont know YOU."

"got sumfin to say? well u might as well go SHOVE IT UP UR @$$"

unfortunately i barely use away messages anymore... lmfao

[mouse_3k]

the one i can remember is this one


-Like a fat kid in dodgeball, im out

[*hcosurfkid*]

1) Showa, Wanna join
2) Im either playing, making, messin around, burning, eating, sleeping, talking, or watching tv with FOOD!!
3) im Playen hop-skotch with Osama Bin Laden
4) sitting down, on the phone, so dont call.
5) I have better things to do then talk to you!
6) Your boing so freak off
7) Im turing on my tv .. ohh Babii.

i have a lot more, but ill post them later..There a lot longer>

[LatinaLady]

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Sponge Bob Sqaure pants, who left the computer to take a peeee

lol i love that.

Is that little note not enough for you.
I am "unavailable" for a reason. It maybe cuz i had to go do something or cuz i dont want to talk to you.=)

thats mine

[*tweeak*]

my friend had some REALLY dumb ones

-its called an away message get over it and leave a message

thats the only one i can remembner. shes retarded ;)

[Angelos]

lol my away messages are like stories form bad-ass buddy man they are funny but long so here goes two i got like 80 more lol

1.What's the difference between a drunk and a pothead?
A drunk drives through a stop sign
A stoner waits for it to turn green

2.A man and his wife are in court getting a divorce. The problem was who should get custody of the child.
The wife jumped up and said, "Your Honor, I brought this child into the world with pain and labor. She should be in my custody."
The judge turns to the husband and says, "What do you have to say in your defense?"
The man sat for a while contemplating...then slowly rose.
"Your Honor, if I put a dollar in a vending machine, and then a Pepsi can comes out......who does the Pepsi belong to..... ?.....the machine or me?"

[DevilDeathDemon]

i no 1, itz mi friendz, but itz kinda funni N true...

Love is like a deck of cards,
You need a heart to love em',
A diamond to marry em',
A club to beat em',
And a spade to burry the bastards!

[ikayto]

you stupid people have to stop with the retarded aways..."i am away right now, brb, etc.." wtf the forum says post unique or funny ones..jeeeeeeeeeez

other than that....just about everyone's away cracks me up ahah...stole a couple ;p

eeek photobucket is down?

[shawty_redd]

i no 1, itz mi friendz, but itz kinda funni N true...

Love is like a deck of cards,
You need a heart to love em',
A diamond to marry em',
A club to beat em',
And a spade to burry the bastards!

i like that one. never heard it before