funny away messages, do you have any? Options

[ikayto]

Whenever i am bored i like to put up funny/unique away messages on my aim..to get a kick at what my friends would think..what are some away messages that you guys use that are UNIQUE or funny ;p..post pics or just type em out ;p



IF YOU DONT HAVE ONE then DONT REPLY with i dont have one......

comments are fine ^_^
thank you

;p

here are some of mine ;p



directly attk my friends here ahaha



what can i say..TOFU IS THE SHIZ



online message recorder ^__^



jacked from bring it on just replaced "torros" with our h.s mascot a lancer



and my gb away ;p

WHAT ARE SOME OF YOURS...;p

[StarryEyedSurpri...]

ALL of my away msgs are as follows:

(1.) The worst is over now and we can breathe again
I wanna hold you high, you steal my pain away
There's so much left to learn, and no one left to fight
I wanna hold you high and steal your pain

Cause I'm broken when I'm open
And i don't feel like I am strong enough
Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
And I don't feel right when you're gone away.

(2.) Im busy, you're ugly, so have a nice day :-D
(3.)¤Make every day count. Appreciate every moment & take from it everything that you possibly can, for you may never be able to experience it again.¤
(4.) The instant messenger user you are trying to contact has found something else better to do with their time.
(5.) There's no earthly way of knowing Which direction we are going There's no knowing where we're rowing Or which way the river's flowing Is it raining? Is it snowing? Is a hurricane a'blowing? Not a speck of light is showing So the danger must be growing Are the fires of hell a'glowing? Is the grisly reaper mowing? Yes! The danger must be growing For the rowers keep on rowing And they're certainly not showing Any signs that they are slowing!!!!!
hahahahahha!!
(6.) Rubber ducky your the one. You make my bathtime soo much fun. Rubber ducky your so cool, I just can't have my bathtime without you! Don't you wish you were my rubber ducky? ;-) haha im in the shower!
(7.)Don't you wish you knew.
(8.) I know something you don't know. Would you like to know? I could tell you if you want. You do wanna know, right? Are you sure? Because once I tell you, there's no turning back ya know... you're going to be enlightened and there's going to be no way around it. You really wanna know though? Alright... Since you're so anxious to find out I'll tell you...Here it is: I'm not here right now. I'll brb.

[inthemudhole]

I'm usually sarcastic in mine.
I'm either b1tchy/rude/sarcastic or I say a random inside joke.

Example.
"Snarf, snarf. Be right back" <--inside joke, yo.

Or..

"Yeah. I'll be back in a few. Leave a message if you can figure it out."

*shrug* I never save mine for some odd reason.

[ikayto]

aahah i like your last away message the best StarryEyedSurprize........geez urs are soooooooooooooooooo long ;p

[amanduhsayz]

" I sniffed coke once....but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose. bbl!"

ahha i htought that was funny^^ theres more but i dun rmbr

[Sumiaki]

I'm too lazy to take screens of my away window. I have

"I had to go change my pants cause I SHARTED"

"You're so damn nosy."

"When to go blaze up."

"Please Call Hot-Stuf" Yea thats my real number haha.

"Oh please leave a message after the beep. Please sit there until you hear the beep."

Oh btw, is your school Lake Park? Just wondering. There's alot of lancers mascots but it worth a try asking.

[tsohg]

Im not funny, so its impossible to make a funny away msg

[ikayto]

"Please Call Hot-Stuff" Yea thats my real number haha.

Oh btw, is your school Lake Park? Just wondering. There's alot of lancers mascots but it worth a try asking. 

aahahahah OMG...that's a nice number man.....

na i goto sschool in South Cali. Lakewood High School...;p

Im not funny, so its impossible to make a funny away msg

then why the hell did u post...><

[sammi rules you]

i just put why i'm away.....

[swe3txprincesz]

umm well mine aretn funny but...
-go away
-everyones away message is on so im'e joining the crowd
-im a dork
-wheeeeeeee
i have more but im'e too lazy to type

[Saeglopur]

"Don't IM me if you have fulgent fonts or I'll get blinded by you damn people."

[ryfitaDF]

back when i has T.H.U.G. i had one that said "the tony hawk's underground whispers my name...". now i just use one that says "wait".

[*Kathleen*]

I usually make some odd noise or put a weird word I made up in there. Such as:
- meep
- meep meep mee err
- moo

Or I just say that I'm being abducted by Plutonians; which also means I'm going home.

I don't know...is that funny?

[silver-rain]

eh, my away messages are all boring:
1) je ne suis pas ici (haha, me being french)
2) Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow
3) %n makes me smile
4) Am I really away or am I just trying to avoid you?
5) I'm bored, talk to me
6) Homeworking, want to do it for me?

yeah, they all suck

[ikayto]

I usually make some odd noise or put a weird word I made up in there. Such as:
- meep
- meep meep mee err
- moo

Or I just say that I'm being abducted by Plutonians; which also means I'm going home.

I don't know...is that funny?

they're cute ;p

everyones away message is on so im'e joining the crowd

lol nice

Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow

ahh very deep lol

[*RiC3xBoy*]

"nature calls"

[NatiMarie]

My away messages are boring. They're not even funny.

1) Be right back.

2) Right now my head is turned to the left, it took me a while to turn it there so therefore I will turn it towards the screen when my buddy Ralph lets me turn it. This is not making any sense, if you had sense you would stop reading this to see if it makes sense because it obviously doesn't, yet it does because I'm saying that it doesn't make sense and it doesn't so does that mean it does make sense?


There are more...
I'm super lazy though.
=P

[Heathasm]

Holy hell, is that monkey waving at us? Oh ****. It understood us. Maybe it's some kind of super monkey. What if there's more supermonkeys up at that lab? WHAT IF THEY'RE CREATING AN ARMY OF THEM? Holy ****. It must be a conspiracy like in the X-Files... ROSWELL style. This little monkey could be the f**kin' damn dirty ape responsible for the fall of the human race. In this world gone mad, we won't spank the monkey- the monkey will spank us. And after the fall of man, these monkey BLEEP'll start wearing our clothes and rebuilding the world in their image. OH and only those as super smart as me will be left alive to bitterly cry - DAMN YOUS. Goddamn yous all to hell. -jay

:D thats my favorite....and its so effin hilarious!

[mznina]

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Sponge Bob Sqaure pants, who left the computer to take a peeee

[bRiLi]

this isnt ______(name) this is his/her invisible friend.

people will think that you're crazy

[sheepy]

i am away waiting for [screenname here] to go away.

[kantoaznboi]

4 sleeping:

"I can't talk to you right now. Why? Because I'm in the middle of giving my pillow head."
"Just think, if your name was "Sleep", I could be doing you in my bed right now. :D"


shower:

"Filming the new "Rubber Duckies Gone Wild" in my shower!"

out

"out so spank up my cell

spank it real hard,
ewww u ppl r thinking dirty
"

[*AngelicEyz00*]

My friend Dale has this one on right now... it cracked me up...

If you were my homework, i'd be doing you right now. on my desk. oh yeah

[melmigs]

Most of my funny ones are just convos with friends:

[my friend's sn]: whats a good question to put in my survey
[my sn]: "how gay am i"
[my friend's sn]: like one thats not obvious
[my sn]: oh nvm then
[my friend's sn]: go f*ck yourself

Stuff like that.

[vietspirit]

i don't know if they are funny, but...

roseblue411: AN ALGEBRA TEST! SHOOT ME!
DD9104: BANG!

other one...

roseblue411: i'm not here right now, but i'm busy having a seisure


bathroom one...

Y r u here
y am i here
y do we talk
y do we live
y do we have to drink
y do we have to eat
y do we have to Pee?

Well i have to, so brb