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 Sep 1 2004, 12:57 AM
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A lady about seven months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.
This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and had the man arrested. The case came up in court. The judge asked the man what he had to say for himself. The main replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this: when the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said "The Gold Dust Twins are coming," and I had to smile. "Then she moved and sat under a sign that said "Sloan's Liniment will reduce the swelling" and I had to grin. "Then she placed herself under a sign that said "William's Big Stick Did the Trick" and I could hardly control myself. "BUT...when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this accident," I laughed out loud." "Case Dismissed!" said the Judge. |
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Sep 1 2004, 01:10 AM
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Lol, kept me wondering what'll happen. Good one.
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Sep 1 2004, 06:50 PM
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 smiling hurts Group: Member Posts: 480 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,630 |
oh man..
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Sep 1 2004, 06:52 PM
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QUOTE(F1R3B4T @ Sep 1 2004, 12:57 AM) A lady about seven months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and had the man arrested. The case came up in court. The judge asked the man what he had to say for himself. The main replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this: when the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said "The Gold Dust Twins are coming," and I had to smile. "Then she moved and sat under a sign that said "Sloan's Liniment will reduce the swelling" and I had to grin. "Then she placed herself under a sign that said "William's Big Stick Did the Trick" and I could hardly control myself. "BUT...when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this accident," I laughed out loud." "Case Dismissed!" said the Judge. haahahh |
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Sep 1 2004, 08:37 PM
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lol.... thats great...lol
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Sep 1 2004, 08:58 PM
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lol thats funny i didn't understand the first 2 signes untill i read the whole thing
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Sep 1 2004, 10:59 PM
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You guys are dumb. Group: Member Posts: 1,252 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 25,094 |
Hahah, that was good.
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Sep 2 2004, 03:58 AM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
lmao i dont c y he went to court for that
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Sep 2 2004, 06:32 AM
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 im making a come back! woohoo Group: Member Posts: 395 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 41,819 |
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!! LOL
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