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 Aug 31 2004, 02:57 PM
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One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: CHICAGO.
One hand on wheel, middle finger out window: NEW YORK. One hand on wheel, middle finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic: NEW JERSEY. One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: BOSTON. One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, gun in lap: LOS ANGELES. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: OHIO, but driving in CALIFORNIA. Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat: ITALY. One hand on 12 oz. double shot latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game, banging head on steering wheel while stuck in traffic: Washington DC Area One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both feet on brake, throwing McDonald''s bag out the window: TEXAS. Four-wheel drive pickup truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: OKLAHOMA. Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above windshield, driving 35 on the Interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on: FLORIDA. One hand on the wheel, the other on his sister: ARKANSAS, WEST VIRGINIA, and MISSOURI |
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Aug 31 2004, 03:22 PM
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lol thats funny some of them sound true like the L.A one good job
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Aug 31 2004, 08:04 PM
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 smiling hurts Group: Member Posts: 480 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,630 |
QUOTE(F1R3B4T @ Aug 31 2004, 2:57 PM) One hand on the wheel, the other on his sister: ARKANSAS, WEST VIRGINIA, and MISSOURI ROFL!! thats sad and funny at the same time |
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Sep 17 2004, 07:25 PM
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 Yum. =] Group: Member Posts: 888 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,139 |
lolz!!! i especially like tha Florida one!! hahahahhahaha
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Sep 18 2004, 01:27 AM
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 Will write poetry for sex! Group: Member Posts: 1,110 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 600 |
Meh, Not all that funny...I like the Los Angeles and Ohio in California one though.
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Sep 18 2004, 02:00 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,541 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 44,332 |
QUOTE Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above windshield, driving 35 on the Interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on: FLORIDA. I found that one the most hilarious! Hahahaha!
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Sep 18 2004, 03:46 PM
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 I Luv Yooh! Group: Member Posts: 874 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,183 |
AHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!!!
luved this!
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Sep 18 2004, 03:53 PM
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QUOTE(F1R3B4T @ Aug 31 2004, 2:57 PM) One hand on the wheel, the other on his sister: ARKANSAS, WEST VIRGINIA, and MISSOURI ROTFLMAO............................ this is sick man.................... lol redheads |
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Sep 19 2004, 12:43 AM
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haha. good joke.
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Sep 19 2004, 05:02 AM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
rofl hahahaha thats so funni
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Sep 19 2004, 10:05 AM
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QUOTE(F1R3B4T @ Aug 31 2004, 1:57 PM) One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both feet on brake, throwing McDonald''s bag out the window: TEXAS. Ya know, it's not ALWAYS McDonald's... *laughs* Actually, seeing as it's illegal to litter in Texas, the only thing that ever goes out the window are usually cig. butts or beer cans... >.< |
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Sep 19 2004, 10:12 AM
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 Newbie Group: Member Posts: 6 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 49,564 |
QUOTE(F1R3B4T @ Aug 31 2004, 2:57 PM) One hand on wheel, middle finger out window: NEW YORK. Thats a good one 
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Sep 19 2004, 10:18 AM
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Their all funny..........until I got to the last one.....thats not true with Missouri....seeing that Im FROM Missouri... only Arkansas and WV does that Missouri is more like; one hand on the wheel, cradling a cell phone, flipping off the guy behind, and honking the horn for the guy infront to move on a green light.
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Sep 19 2004, 10:21 AM
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 freedom Group: Member Posts: 844 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 31,358 |
QUOTE(F1R3B4T @ Aug 31 2004, 3:57 PM) One hand on wheel, middle finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic: NEW JERSEY. That is so true!
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Sep 19 2004, 02:11 PM
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 stephanie .. Group: Member Posts: 1,965 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,529 |
haha that's really funny any for PA?
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Sep 19 2004, 07:41 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,266 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 39,600 |
haha the Chicago, New York and LA are so true
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