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Uh oh its Jay
post Aug 27 2004, 01:44 AM
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What's the right way to put a condom? I'm just wondering because when I have protected sex someday, I don't want ending up having a baby because my condom failed.
 
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ryfitaDF
post Aug 27 2004, 02:22 AM
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it has instrictions in the box (trojan atleast)

i can scan them and post the picture if you like. hehe
 
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post Aug 27 2004, 02:53 AM
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QUOTE(ryfitaDF @ Aug 26 2004, 11:22 PM)
it has instrictions in the box (trojan atleast)

i can scan them and post the picture if you like. hehe

That'll be helpfull.
 
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post Aug 27 2004, 03:27 AM
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like trish says...u should google it b4 asking here lol....its really simple...have u ever seen a condom b4?
 
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post Aug 27 2004, 03:56 AM
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anyone have a xxs size for me?
 
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post Aug 27 2004, 07:20 AM
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Look it up on the box or on google huh.gif

what the spam?!
 
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post Aug 27 2004, 07:36 AM
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Just tell the dude!! hehe..

you squeeze the little bubble thing at the top..and then roll it down... your you know what...
 
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post Aug 27 2004, 11:36 AM
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^ u basically said it all lol
 
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post Aug 27 2004, 11:56 AM
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um.. are you a girl cuz if you do your bf is supposed to put on the condom himself girls don't need to put on condoms it's the guys responsibilaty[sp?] happy.gif calm down
 
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post Aug 27 2004, 12:19 PM
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put it on and roll it
 
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post Aug 27 2004, 01:37 PM
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i'd make the grl put it on for u.... its easier if they do it newaiz they down there already...
 
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post Aug 27 2004, 01:39 PM
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um.. are you a girl cuz if you do your bf is supposed to put on the condom himself girls don't need to put on condoms it's the guys responsibilaty[sp?]  calm down


but wht if tht person *if he/she is a girl* just want to make sure her bf puts on the condom the right way? Im sure there are girls tht like give their bf's like instructions on how to put the condom right to be sure. i would.
 
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post Aug 27 2004, 02:13 PM
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How hard can it be?

You put it on your penis when it's erect.




.. Wow, I had to think of a way to explain that. It's not too hard to figure out, man ermm.gif.
 
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post Aug 27 2004, 02:15 PM
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dude, just effing put it on... you don't really need to learn how... >><
 
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post Aug 27 2004, 02:55 PM
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Quick, someone write a tut for this!
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post Aug 27 2004, 02:57 PM
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QUOTE(waccoon @ Aug 27 2004, 2:13 PM)
How hard can it be?

You put it on your penis when it's erect.




.. Wow, I had to think of a way to explain that. It's not too hard to figure out, man ermm.gif.

yeah just wat waccoon said lol
 
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post Aug 27 2004, 03:00 PM
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QUOTE(CEP @ Aug 27 2004, 12:55 PM)
Quick, someone write a tut for this!
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[begins writing tutorial]
 
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post Aug 28 2004, 10:58 AM
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when the dude is erect put it on and roll it down gently...hmm...condoms...lol
 
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post Aug 28 2004, 01:20 PM
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put it on so the ring is on the outside then roll it down,it should stay then to take it off ummmm...u can find out yourself
 
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post Aug 28 2004, 04:42 PM
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Quick, someone write a tut for this!


- Chinkieeyedpnoi

Lmfao.

Yeah. Google it or look it up on the box.. the box should say.
Or there should be instructions.
But I wouldn't know.
 
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post Aug 28 2004, 05:01 PM
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Searched google: http://www.plannedparenthood.org/bc/condom.htm
 
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post Aug 28 2004, 11:45 PM
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google it i'd say, or get da gurl 2 do it 4 u, lol, it ain't hard, N almost all condomz SHOULD have instructions on how 2 put em' on on da back of da condom, it also says not 2 put it in a wallet cuz it'll rip or sumthin which isn't realli true
 
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post Aug 29 2004, 12:12 AM
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QUOTE(CEP @ Aug 27 2004, 2:55 PM)
Quick, someone write a tut for this!
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This tutorial will not include pictures.

1. Buy condom.
2. Take wrapper off condom.
3. Ask your mother.
 
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post Aug 29 2004, 12:42 AM
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QUOTE(Uh oh its Jay @ Aug 27 2004, 1:44 AM)
What's the right way to put a condom? I'm just wondering because when I have protected sex someday, I don't want ending up having a baby because my condom failed.



condoms are evil

satan himself makes condoms... so.... you shouldnt use... them


NOW THAT WE GOT THAT OUT IN THE OPEN


heres some brief history on the condom


in 1998, the condom was brought to america by scandanavian midget albinos


in scandanavian, condom mean "the sandwich of gods" and is worshipped by all

it was discovered by the midgets in a hole in the middle of the desert... yeah




any how...

wait..


um... dont you just like put it on your penis... like, theres instructions and everything.. maybe if you still dont get it you can take some special ed classes on putting on condoms... you retarted buttfag vagina viking....


I MEAN HONESTLY.... YOU STUPID FUCK

you dont deserve sex with another human, i suggest having it with a type of livestock and/or rusty pair of scissors
 
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post Aug 29 2004, 12:45 AM
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n scandanavian, condom mean "the sandwich of gods" and is worshipped by all

Lmfao.
<--Scandinavian. ermm.gif

Nice explaination. wink.gif
 
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